crisscross, neutral male human Otaku ------ |....| |....| |....| |..@.| |..... ------ [Crisscros the Heyaduo] St11 Dx11 Co13 In15 Wi7 Ch4 OtaHumMalNeu Dlvl:1 $10 HP17(17) Pw17(17) AC9 Exp1 T10 Latest messages Use hybrid races? [yn] (n) Konnichi wa crisscross, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral male human Otaku. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waxing tonight. You displaced Cheater. Specify unknown object by cursor? [ynq] (q) Please move the cursor to an unknown object and press the , key. (Press , when at target location. For instructions type a ?) Can't find dungeon feature '/'. V a vampire (tame vampire called Cheater) (base level 10) (male) Accessing Pokedex entry for vampire... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 10, difficulty = 16, AC = 1, magic resistance = 25, alignment -8. Normal speed (12). Normal generation, with frequency 15. Resists sleep, poison, needs +2 weapon to hit. Leaves no corpse. Genocidable, breathless, amphibious, carnivorous, poisonous, regenerating undead flyer. Silver weapons do extra damage to it. Follows you to other levels. Can be seen with infravision. Can spontaneously betray you if tame. Origin: Vanilla NetHack or SLASH'EM. Is not a valid polymorph form. Attacks: 1d6, uses weapon - ordinary physical 1d6, bite - drains life levels Pick an object with the cursor and press the , key. a an ant or other insect (roach) (base level 0) Accessing Pokedex entry for roach... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 0, difficulty = 1, AC = 9, magic resistance = 0, alignment 0. Slow (10). Normal generation, with frequency 7. No resistances. No conveyed resistances. Small, genocidable, carnivorous. Can spontaneously betray you if tame. Origin: Dungeon Lords. Is a valid polymorph form. Attacks: 1d1, bite - ordinary physical Pick an object with the cursor and press the , key. You kill the roach! Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Your inventory Weapons a - a blessed +0 katana (weapon in hand) {16} Armor b - a cursed +0 T-shirt with text "I Hate Boys" (being worn) {2} Comestibles c - 2 uncursed kittokattos {0} d - an uncursed eucalyptus leaf {0} e - 18 uncursed slime molds {0} f - an uncursed kobold corpse {400} g - 2 uncursed tripe rations {0} h - 5 uncursed lemons {0} Scrolls k - an uncursed scroll of enchant armor {0} l - an uncursed scroll of scare monster {0} m - an uncursed scroll of lava {0} n - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} o - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} p - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} q - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} r - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} s - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Potions i - 2 uncursed potions of water {0} j - an uncursed potion of random intrinsic {0} Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: improved vision You could not have this property intrinsically: diminished bleeding You could not have the double effect of this property: energy regeneration Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 175 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 26 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 23 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 120 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 27 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 81% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 83% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 38% Ring drop chance was reduced to 88% Implant drop chance was reduced to 89% Armor drop chance was reduced to 87% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 96% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 90% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: axe The following skill could not be trained at all: attack spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: chaos spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: missile weapons The following skill became untrainable after a while: enchantment spells (turn 23929) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'high riser' and your beard type is 'backwater' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5009 turns ago Your areola diameter was 23 Monster spawn increase started at turn 64953 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 473119 In this game, Eevee's evolution was venomeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2995 Your limit for ascension was at turn 537432 The monster class that cannot be genocided was ogre The monster species that spawned more often: gold firebird (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: famished vortex (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: nereid (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: cyan wort (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: horrible ghost (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: Giulia (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: maristin (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: volcan auto (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: medicant drider (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: perfume demon (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: gray spore (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: gold viper (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: stomping maestoso stemmer obesity (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: paramountly cryptography robustly (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: timbale trespasser handkerchief (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: dead fly (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: Baaaael (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: spikespider (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: superman bug (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: knapsack bull (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who belong to the metal mafia (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with vampire dialogue (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks create traps (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: stegosaurus The monster species that never randomly spawned: earring lapping scollop The monster species that never randomly spawned: cavitate delicate dwell philadelphian environment The monster species that never randomly spawned: tenanted dynamist The monster species that never randomly spawned: domina The monster species that never randomly spawned: extremely annoying fish The monster species that never randomly spawned: coiler oared The monster species that never randomly spawned: microphone fetter The monster species that never randomly spawned: narwhal derelict snuck The monster species that never randomly spawned: indigo patch The monster class that always generated with extra speed: major demon The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: broken sword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: nothing (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: petrify (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: vacuum helmet (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: log (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: high-elven warsword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: coffee (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: free action (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic bolt (Spellbooks, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spined ball (Weapons, freq bonus 86) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy tinsel ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad equipment (Wands, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: levitation (Spellbooks, freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Magdalena combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pheonix staff (Weapons, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Lara's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black lightsaber (Tools, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disconnected boots (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yesterday star (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sling ammo (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubblehorn (Tools, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven broadsword (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of anti experience (Amulets, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cheese (Comestibles, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubble chain (Chains, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: distorted grimace (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pink spell stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: blindness trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: container kaboom trap (freq bonus 16) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 729 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 95 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 949 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1489 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva Your deity was Vishnu The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:01:07 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (459) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons katana (samurai sword) Scrolls scroll of enchant armor (THERAC 25) scroll of scare monster (BUEP IS THE STUPID) scroll of lava (ZROLYNE KUZROH) scroll of healing (KANN MIT STILETTOS WEDER ANSATZWEISE NOCH ABSATZWEISE LAUFEN) scroll of mana (FAGEYUDUD) scroll of phase door (EAT THIS YOU DEMON WENCH FROM HELL) scroll of standard id (EGULED EL IOM SERPA) scroll of cure (I WILL HOLD YOU YOU FOR ASSHOLE) scroll of heal other (WHAT I AM NOT BEBING) * scroll of extra healing (THEY DIED FAR ONES WITH PRESSURE ON ESC) * scroll of greater mana restoration (TEMP USF UGIT) Potions potion of water (clear) potion of random intrinsic (dye) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures a roach 0 minidemons (1 created) 0 elois (1 created) 0 vampires (1 created) 0 minighosts (1 created) 5 creatures born. 1 creature vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time You killed 1 monster You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new man 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Sayonara crisscross the Otaku... You escaped from the dungeon with 4 points, and 10 pieces of gold, after 10 moves. Killer: escaped You were level 1 with a maximum of 17 hit points when you escaped. You reached the 38th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 926155 Zsj III-War-Grd-Mal-Neu died in Lawful Quest on level 25. Killed by a touch of death. 314 [342] 2 262454 Arabella-Dan-Out-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 32. Killed by a cowardly attack on her breasts. - [135] 3 163998 Liam-Ast-Urg-Mal-Law died in Mainframe on level 50 [max 57]. Killed by a monster (mirror ogre). - [283] 36 5 seppokalev-Pro-And-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Dissolved in molten lava. 8 [8] 37 4 crisscross-Ran-Thr-Mal-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by a blast of frost. - [19] *38 4 crisscross-Ota-Hum-Mal-Neu escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 17 [17]