crisscross, lawful female phantom Lunatic ----- ....| |...| |f..| |$@.. |...| -.--- . . . { . . . --- [Crisscros the Howler] St14 Dx17 Co13 In13 Wi9 Ch6 LunPhaFemLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP20(20) Pw6(6) AC-17 Exp1 T2 Latest messages Hello crisscross, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful female phantom Lunatic. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. There is a staircase up here. You see here a gold piece {0}. 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Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: drain resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: confusion resistance Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 20 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 19 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 80% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 94% Ring drop chance was reduced to 97% Wand drop chance was reduced to 92% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81% Potion drop chance was reduced to 87% Armor drop chance was reduced to 98% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 89% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 77% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: shuriken The following skill could not be trained at all: enchantment spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: form VII (Vaapad) The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: weight lifting The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: martial arts The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: occult spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: lightsaber (turn 52) The following skill became untrainable after a while: two-handed sword (turn 43731) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: gun control (turn 67471) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: polearms Sticky curses were more common by 6% Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 4% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 99 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'house goddess' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5001 turns ago Your areola diameter was 27 Monster spawn increase started at turn 46520 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 994553 In this game, Eevee's evolution was glaceon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 6295 Your limit for ascension was at turn 12117294 The monster class that cannot be genocided was mimic The monster class that was spawned more often: flying fish (freq bonus 1) The monster color that was spawned more often: bright green (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: cryolisk (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: bad boys (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ultra-fat bitch (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: Jannik (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: antistatic ghost (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: kitsune (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: a garbage (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: abnormal force fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: yerleswood neo (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: borsch ital (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: bright white force patch (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: dreadblossom swarm (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: trusted miscued (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: weremonkey (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: begrudge prophet (freq bonus 63) The monster species that spawned more often: eloquence quoined (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: magic force fungus (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: icoson (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: stalkish (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: giant silver ant (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Amulet of Yendor (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a thick skin (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have lash attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with poison resistance (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have tentacle attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fake messages to appear (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that roar (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: fourk spectre The monster species that never randomly spawned: seedier invoke teaspoon organophosphate The monster species that never randomly spawned: stone troll The monster species that never randomly spawned: borrower hypochondriac actinism The monster species that never randomly spawned: axial ray The monster species that never randomly spawned: gore growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: black trevally The monster species that never randomly spawned: terribly commanding spirit The monster species that never randomly spawned: gustiest derby The monster species that never randomly spawned: oft scission hocussed The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rapier (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: suwayyah (Weapons, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rainbow dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: commander gloves (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: italian heels (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: peanut bag (Comestibles, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of shock resistance (Armor, freq bonus 35) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impact staff (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: full healing (Wands, freq bonus 23) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic bracers (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti training stone (Gems, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of vines (Implants, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: no effect (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: urine (Potions, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison resistance (Rings, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nurse cap (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clone monster (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tonfa (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flood (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of banishing fear (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of severe fuckup (Amulets, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 43) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grayout cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: men's high heels (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bionic cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of fucking (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: purification (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: otama (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of nausea (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: plasma trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: de-light trap (freq bonus 9) The spell school whose books are more common was protection spells (freq bonus 14) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 847 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 88 Trap difficulty was increased by 2 Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1006 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You were sleep resistant You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You had not decided on your sexuality yet Your chance to block was 34% You had 1499 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had scent view You had diminished bleeding You regenerated You were a weretiger Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Eluvian, Moon and Lycanthus Your deity was Eluvian The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:16 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (435) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status eviscerate 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) martial style 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor helm of steel (spined helmet) gauntlets of steel (alloy gloves) kicking boots (castlevania boots) Scrolls scroll of healing (WHAT IF FRED IS ACTUALLY GRILL) scroll of mana (SCHLAF KINDLEIN SCHLAF DEI MUDDA IS N SCHAF) scroll of phase door (WHAT YOU NEED IS A GENDERED WORK SPACE) scroll of standard id (SCROLL LABEL THAT IS LONGER THAN 80 CHARACTERS) scroll of cure (YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THIS TIME) scroll of heal other (XID XAD XOO) * scroll of extra healing (ALTER TABLE FOO ALTER COLUMN) * scroll of greater mana restoration (EAT FRUIT FASTLY) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -10 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new phantom 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye crisscross the Lunatic... 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