crisscross, lawful male stairseeker Vanilla Valk -+------- -....@..| .........[d..| |....).1$.....- ...........(..| |.......------- -------- [Crisscros the Stripped Girl] St17 Dx7 Co17 In3 Wi6 Ch7 VanStaMalLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP16(16) Pw2(2) AC5 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Velkommen crisscross, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male stairseeker Vanilla Valk. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waxing tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: technicality You could not have this property extrinsically: regeneration You could not have this property intrinsically: dimmopathy Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 99% chance Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81% Implant drop chance was reduced to 92% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 80% Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: protection spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: polymorphing The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: pick-axe The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: squeaking (turn 44) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: lance (turn 1530) The following skill became untrainable after a while: bare-handed combat (turn 44709) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: devices Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 99 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'sarge' and your beard type is 'el carcinero' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 24 Monster spawn increase started at turn 51770 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 501400 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2861 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1047489 The monster class that cannot be genocided was eye or sphere The monster species that spawned more often: teleporting demon (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: orthoepist withered (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: chemoreceptivity esteem (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: electric shock eel (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: gable wishing rampant fletching (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: energy monster (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: defeatism puncher (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: white naga (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: chickeny nymph (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: big gurgler (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: soundtrack inflate (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: politburo harelipped (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: mooncalf (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: megaclash golem (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: golden fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: troll permamimic mummy (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: celled fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: invisibility absenter laserdisk (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: rarity collector (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: talc demon (freq bonus 7) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with blasphemy attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as animals (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have tentacle attacks (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can drain experience levels (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that burble (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have a proper name (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who want you to clean female shoes (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks curse your items (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can be tamed with food (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: holdgazer The monster species that never randomly spawned: stagiest lifeline hoped The monster species that never randomly spawned: egregogre The monster species that never randomly spawned: orange force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: deinonychus The monster species that never randomly spawned: fantasied defeatist echoed The monster species that never randomly spawned: jumping bitefish The monster species that never randomly spawned: warlock peke The monster species that never randomly spawned: lead bee The monster species that never randomly spawned: demon's soul The monster class that always generated with extra speed: centaur The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: choiceless stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure hallucination (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fixing (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: night vision (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Sarah's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plasteel cloak (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aojiru (Potions, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of true sight (Armor, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: object detection (Potions, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of full nutrition (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: catapult (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plasteel helm (Armor, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: short sword (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bossgod stone (Gems, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: autocurse stone (Gems, freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka mithril-coat (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: relay (Tools, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: star rod (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: barrier shield (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: levitation (Wands, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: BFG (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: recovery (Potions, freq bonus 48) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lamity (Rings, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of passion (Implants, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grenade launcher (Weapons, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silver short sword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: banana (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boots of interruption (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: empty line helmet (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cocloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: permacurse stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: impact gunfire (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: green spell stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of drain resistance (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: unfair attack trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: ash trap (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 550 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 83 Traps were extra hard to find 13% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1974 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -4 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having technicality (0) Your chance to block was 18% You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 20 spells Your pantheon consisted of Tyr, Odin and Loki Your deity was Tyr The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:20 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (251) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons * orcish dagger (crude dagger) * droven dagger (obsidian dagger) * set of crow talons (set of three feather-etched daggers) * blade of pity (curved dagger) * parazonium (triangular dagger) * elven dagger (runed dagger) * dark elven dagger (black runed dagger) * tooth of an algolian suntiger (very sharp tooth) * diskos (circular-sawbladed axe) * moon axe (large silver axe) * dwarvish battle-axe (beaked axe) * battle-axe (double-headed axe) * dwarvish mattock (broad pick) * orcish short sword (crude short sword) * mirrorblade (polished short sword) * blade of mercy (split-bladed short sword) * blade of grace (curved short sword) * dwarvish short sword (broad short sword) * elven short sword (runed short sword) * droven short sword (obsidian short sword) * dark elven short sword (black runed short sword) * vibroblade (gray short sword) * isamusei (oddly-luminous sword) * kachisei (razor-thin sword) * runesword (runic broadsword) * elven broadsword (runed broadsword) * black aestivalis (runed broadsword) * white flower sword (flower-pommeled broadsword) * orcish long sword (crude long sword) * katana (samurai sword) * zanbato (curved white sword) * droven greatsword (large obsidian sword) * tsurugi (long samurai sword) * basterd sword (huge sword) * scimitar (curved sword) * orcish scimitar (crude curved sword) * bent sable (bent sword) * high-elven warsword (runed curved sword) * crow quill (feather-etched rapier) * rakuyo (latch-pommeled saber) * falchion (heavy sword) * aklys (thonged club) * metal club (heavy club) * breaking wheel (wagon wheel) * orcish morning star (crude morning star) * quarterstaff (staff) * double force-blade (double-bladed weapon) * silver khakkhara (silver monk's staff) * runed rod (rod) * star rod (rod) * fire hook (beaked staff) * platinum fire hook (beaked staff) * partisan (vulgar polearm) * glaive (single-edged polearm) * spetum (forked polearm) * ranseur (hilted polearm) * svaerdstav (swedish polearm) * stangoekse (danish axe) * bardiche (long poleaxe) * infernal bardiche (black poleaxe) * ancus (stone polearm) * infernal ancus (ornamental polearm) * voulge (pole cleaver) * halberd (angled poleaxe) * black halberd (black polearm) * fauchard (pole sickle) * guisarme (pruning hook) * bill-guisarme (hooked polearm) * lucern hammer (pronged polearm) * bec de corbin (beaked polearm) * orcish spear (crude spear) * droven spear (long obsidian spear) * elven spear (runed spear) * dwarvish spear (stout spear) * javelin (throwing spear) * pincer staff (claw-ended staff) * force pike (long gray spear) * droven lance (obsidian lance) * orcish bow (crude bow) * elven bow (runed bow) * dark elven bow (black runed bow) * footbow (warped bow) * yumi (long bow) * droven bow (spider-legged bow) * orcish arrow (crude arrow) * elven arrow (runed arrow) * dark elven arrow (black runed arrow) * ya (japanese arrow) * far-east arrow (bamboo arrow) * droven arrow (obsidian arrow) * stick of dynamite (red stick) * droven crossbow (spider-legged crossbow) * droven bolt (obsidian bolt) * shuriken (throwing star) * windmill blade (giant throwing star) * silver chakram (silver circular blade) * force whip (segmented whip) Armor * ichcahuipilli (thick undershirt) * bodyglove (tight black clothes) * plugsuit (tightly fitting suit) * high-elven plate (runed plate mail) * imperial elven armor (runed plate mail) * eilistran armor (clockwork plate armor) * harmonium plate (bladed armor) * lantern plate mail (glass-set plate mail) * droven plate mail (crested black plate) * harmonium scale mail (spiked scale mail) * gnomish suit (little blue vest) * droven chain mail (crested black mail) * orcish chain mail (crude chain mail) * orcish ring mail (crude ring mail) * noble's dress (armored black dress) * consort's suit (loud foppish suit) * force armor stone (gemstone-adorned clothing) * healer uniform (clean white clothes) * jumpsuit (silver clothes) * gentleman's suit (expensive clothes) * gentlewoman's dress (expensive dress) * straitjacket (long-sleeved jacket) * curing uniform (clean white clothes) * Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) * safeguard suit (orange suit) * nurse uniform (white dress) * commander suit (black men's suit) * camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes) * shoulder rings (strange rings) * robe (white robe) * orcish cloak (coarse mantelet) * dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak) * oilskin cloak (slippery cloak) * rubber apron (apron) * kitchen apron (apron) * frilled apron (apron) * dummy wings (wings) * elven leather helm (leather hat) * gnomish helm (little red hat) * orcish helm (iron skull cap) * dwarvish iron helm (hard hat) * droven helm (spider shaped helm) * elven helm (runed helm) * high-elven helm (runed helm) * sunlight maggot (parasitic insectoid) * standard helmet (guzzle helmet) * sedge hat (ruined helmet) * skullcap (long-hair helmet) * flack helmet (tasseled helmet) * crystal helm (tight helmet) * mining helm (precious helmet) * field helm (winged helmet) * helm of safeguard (dark helmet) * war hat (bug-tracking helmet) * plasteel gloves (white gloves) * regular gloves (corallized gloves) * gauntlets of safeguard (bise gloves) * gauntlets of plugsuit (uncanny gloves) * commander gloves (translucent gloves) * field gloves (beach gloves) * gauntlets of defusing (light blue gloves) * complete blockage shield (pavise shield) * super shield (high-grade shield) * kite shield (dragon-shaped shield) * elven shield (blue and green shield) * Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield) * orcish shield (red-eyed shield) * crystal shield (glass shield) * dwarvish roundshield (large round shield) * orcish guard shield (livid worped-moon shield) * plasteel boots (white boots) * low boots (walking shoes) * iron shoes (hard shoes) * orcish boots (crude shoes) * gnomish boots (little black boots) * high boots (jackboots) * sneakers (turning shoes) * crystal boots (glass boots) * wedge sandals (heeled sandals) * dancing shoes (soft footwear) * sweet mocassins (womens footwear) * soft sneakers (light footwear) * feminine pumps (female footwear) * leather peep-toes (asian footwear) * hippie heels (red overknees) * combat stilettos (heeled boots) * lady boots (lovely boots) * didier sachs shoes (very expensive shoes) * stiletto sandals (feminine sandals) * boots of plugsuit (fur boots) * field boots (thigh boots) * boots of safeguard (gentle boots) * Femmy stiletto boots (weapon light boots) * Madeleine plateau boots (heroine mocassins) * Marlena hiking boots (platform fleecies) * Anastasia dancing shoes (repair-worthy boots) * Jessica lady shoes (indoor shoes) * Solvejg mocassins (fluffy boots) * Wendy leather pumps (holu shoes) * Katharina platform boots (bladed disks) * Sabrina platform boots (sand-als) * Elena combat boots (tall boots) * Thai combat boots (cotton slippers) * Elif sneakers (combat boots) * Nadja buckled lady shoes (junk shoes) * Sandra combat boots (winged sandals) * Natalje block heel sandals (failuncap shoes) * Jeanetta girl boots (paragraph sandals) * Yvonne girl sneakers (firm boots) * Maurah hugging boots (beautiful heels) * Meltem combat boots (doctor claw boots) * Sarah hugging boots (christmas child mode boots) * Claudia wooden sandals (thick boots) * Ludgera hiking boots (meteoric steel boots) * Kati girl boots (sports shoes) * Nelly lady pumps (snow boots) * Eveline wedge sandals (extraterrestrial boots) * Karin lady sandals (opankes) * Juen peep-toes (golden delicately filigreed stilettos) * Kristina platform sneakers (worn-out sneakers) * Lou sneakers (named boots) * Almut sneakers (inbuilt pistol boots) * Julietta peep-toes (climbing boots) * Arabella hugging boots (fin boots) * Kristin combat boots (hiking boots) * Anna hugging boots (otting boots) * Ruea combat boots (heavenly boots) * Tanja sneakers (hot boots) * Sonja sneakers (heavy boots) * Rhea lady pumps (a-heels) * Lara combat boots (thick-soled boots) * Dora combat boots (explosive boots) * Marike sneakers (rain boots) * Jette combat boots (shale boots) * Ina hugging boots (dark boots) * Sing platform boots (side zip boots) * Victoria combat boots (3D-printed sandals) * Melissa wedge boots (fetish heels) * Anita lady pumps (cast iron boots) * Henrietta combat boots (mary janes) * Annemarie platform sandals (chelsea boots) * Jil velcro shoes (regular shoes) * Jana sneakers (business shoes) * Katrin combat boots (unisex pumps) * Gudrun wedge sandals (running shoes) * Ella wedge sandals (uninspired shoes) * Manuela combat boots (gentleman shoes) * Jennifer combat boots (battle boots) * Patricia steel-capped sandals (sexes boots) * Antje sneakers (common shoes) * Antje combat boots (unfashionable boots) * Kerstin combat boots (platform sneakers) * Kerstin wooden sandals (football shoes) * Kerstin sneakers (hammer shoes) * Laura winter boots (standing footwear) * Larissa platform boots (winter boots) * Nora combat boots (buckled boots) * Natalia wedge sandals (ankle strap sandals) * Susanne combat boots (pink sneakers) * Lisa combat boots (house slippers) * Bridghitte ski heels (flat-soled shoes) * Julia combat boots (reflective slippers) * Nicole combat boots (block-heeled boots) * Rita stilettos (sling pumps) * Janina lady pumps (ankle boots) * Rosa girl shoes (sister shoes) * Ksenia platform sandals (platform boots) * Lydia lady pumps (castlevania boots) * Conny combat boots (nature boots) * Katia combat boots (geometry heels) * Mariya combat boots (devil's lettuce shoes) * Elise hippie heels (paper shoes) * Ronja combat boots (boy boots) * Ariane combat boots (tightly fitting boots) * Johanna combat boots (cuddle cloth boots) * Inge combat boots (erotic boots) * Ruth sneakers (korean sandals) * Magdalena combat boots (living boots) * Marleen combat boots (regular sneakers) * Klara platform sandals (irregular boots) * Friederike dancing shoes (girl boots) * Naomi stilettos (velvet pumps) * Ute platform sandals (industrial boots) * Jasieen wedge sandals (riding boots) * Yasaman leather boots (camouflage patterned boots) * May-Britt sandals (bronze shoes) * Nadine stiletto sandals (distancing boots) * Luisa hugging boots (high iron boots) * Irina wedge sandals (silver delicately filigreed stilettos) * Liselotte hugging boots (velcro boots) * Greta hugging boots (instafeminism shoes) * Jane hugging boots (plastic sandals) * Sue Lyn winter boots (white buffalo boots) * Charlotte hugging boots (marji shoes) * Hannah cuddle boots (iceblock heels) * Little Marie hugging boots (ski heels) * Verena stiletto sandals (bone heels) Scrolls scroll of healing (CONTROL ROOMS ON AN ACCOMODATING COURSE) scroll of mana (UNPLAYABLE BINDER ROLE) scroll of phase door (NERVE KILLING IT) scroll of standard id (DUAM XNAHT) scroll of cure (SLASH UPOROTYH TO FUCK) scroll of heal other (PORKMANS BALLS HAVE EVERY EXTRINSIC IN THE BOOK) * scroll of extra healing (DESNUDEDATE WANT ME) * scroll of greater mana restoration (NOPE I FUCK YOU UP NOW YOU STUPID PLAYER ASSHOLE) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new stairseeker 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Farvel crisscross the Vanilla Valk... 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