crisscross, neutral female golem Cyberninja ### ,@, #-# [Crisscros the Eavesdropper] St16 Dx16 Co9 In9 Wi5 Ch5 CybGolFemNeu Spa:38 $0 HP22(22) Pw8(8) AC2 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello crisscross, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral female golem Cyberninja. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. You find yourself in a derelict spaceship. In order to get out, you have to make it at least to the bottom of the Sewer Plant. But watch out: once you leave, the monster difficulty inside the Space Base and its sub-branches will increase to reflect its actual depth. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waxing tonight. Do you want to turn on the number pad? [yn] (n) # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: energy regeneration You could not have this property extrinsically: magic resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: slow digestion Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 149 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 19 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 18 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 38 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 799 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 97% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 94% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 92% Wand drop chance was reduced to 98% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 89% Potion drop chance was reduced to 93% Armor drop chance was reduced to 87% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 97% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: squeaking The following skill could not be trained at all: chaos spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: chaos spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: mace The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body armor (turn 294) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 70 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 3 Your hairstyle was 'double bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 10 Monster spawn increase started at turn 175815 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 566637 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4148 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1845305 The monster class that cannot be genocided was archfiend The monster species that spawned more often: desert prick (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: devious trap-installer (freq bonus 64) The monster species that spawned more often: claw ant (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: peek ant (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: grimopen (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: slyer alien (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: tree patch (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: black snake (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: one hoary fungus (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: spikespider (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: translucent draconian (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: unreal warp fungus (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: supermumak (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Rosy (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: genderstarist (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: grape jelly (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: helpful fisherman (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: glare growth (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: puissantly legitimatized (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: dawn dentinal (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can multiply (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can tunnel (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause you to tremble (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat leather and other organics (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose corpses don't decay (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks destroy your armor and weapons (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that spawn in large groups (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks allow it to steal gold (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that growl (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that explode when killed (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: mech girl The monster species that never randomly spawned: hypnosis cloth The monster species that never randomly spawned: wobbly jelly The monster species that never randomly spawned: theme deer The monster species that never randomly spawned: reconciliator trashed The monster species that never randomly spawned: landfall pandemic The monster species that never randomly spawned: horror fish The monster species that never randomly spawned: climber bear The monster species that never randomly spawned: snark The monster species that never randomly spawned: nurgling The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fireball (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rubber hose (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: insect squasher (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fairy hat (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create facility (Scrolls, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: zanbato (Weapons, freq bonus 76) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven boots (Armor, freq bonus 26) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shadow horn (Tools, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pasta (Comestibles, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark lightsaber (Tools, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy hammer (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fallout helmet (Armor, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gentlewoman's dress (Armor, freq bonus 65) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: backhand mace (Weapons, freq bonus 32) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diode (Tools, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: healer uniform (Armor, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of magical breathing (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kitten heel pump (Weapons, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nastiness (Scrolls, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of missing information (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chaos terrain (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crystalline dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hoe sable (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vivianite (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 93) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: porter (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: difficult shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sapphire (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: speedbug boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boat oar (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spiked battle boot (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: soft star (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Greta's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: magdalena trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: nether mist trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 384 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 38 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 434 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were able to use the force like a true jedi You were prevented from having mana regeneration (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were displaced You could survive without air You had diminished bleeding You had resistance to death rays You were fast Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 25 spells Your pantheon consisted of Diddy the Fail Master, Bantor the Gay Voice and Conker the Bad Fur Squirrel Your deity was Bantor the Gay Voice The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:01:15 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (141) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status kiii 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) martial style 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Implants implant of binding (HTF hail) Weapons katana (samurai sword) Armor special camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes) Scrolls scroll of healing (EN DRAIN STUNT HURT EN) scroll of mana (THE SLEX ELDER PRIEST IS EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE DNETHACK ONE) scroll of phase door (ALL ROLES PLAY EXACTLY LIKE THE SAMURAI) scroll of standard id (HONNI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE) scroll of cure (CAN YOU EVEN SEE THE COLOR OF THIS SCROLL) scroll of heal other (SNOWMAN WITHOUT SNOW) * scroll of extra healing (BDSM MEANS BURGERKING DOENERKEBAP SHAWARMA MCDONALDS) * scroll of greater mana restoration (IN THE ILLUSORY CASTLE YOU ARE ALWAYS CONFUSED) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 38 Level 38: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new golem 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) searching [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye crisscross the Cyberninja... 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