crisscross, chaotic female android Transsylvanian ---------- |........| |...@....+ |..<(@...| --.------- [Crisscros the Heel Wearer] St8 Dx11 Co13 In4 Wi8 Ch14 TrsAndFemCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP16(16) Pw5(5) AC-7 Exp1 T9 Latest messages Hello crisscross, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female android Transsylvanian. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. You're dressed like a '69 whore! The moon is waxing tonight. Do you want to turn on the number pad? [yn] (n) Jonas picks up a lamp {0}. Jonas drops a lamp {0}. You displaced Jonas. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - a heavily cursed +5 block-heeled combat boot (weapon in hand) {5} Armor b - a heavily cursed enchanted (of Team Nastytrap) +10 pair of hippie heels (being worn) {5} Scrolls c - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} d - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} e - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} f - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} g - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} h - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: energy regeneration You could not have this property extrinsically: half physical damage You could not have this property intrinsically: flying Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 152 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 16 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 30 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 92% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 95% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 40% Wand drop chance was reduced to 96% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 98% Potion drop chance was reduced to 97% Armor drop chance was reduced to 73% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 88% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: firearms The following skill could not be trained at all: bare-handed combat The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: general combat The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: riding The following skill became untrainable after a while: implants (turn 50553) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: sexy flats (turn 53741) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: type 4: wedge heels Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'seductress' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5008 turns ago Your areola diameter was 16 Monster spawn increase started at turn 123385 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 270636 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3776 Your limit for ascension was at turn 283296 The monster class that cannot be genocided was blob The monster class that was spawned more often: rust monster or disenchanter (freq bonus 2) The monster color that was spawned more often: magenta (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: good blue unicorn (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: mountain centaur (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: exclamatory soleprint chevron plaster (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: grah sephirah (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: Vampire Kaptain (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: epoch boardinghouse (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: APEC Worker (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: sleeprobber beetle (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: Radio Kaptain (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: ricing kajeput chagrined (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: armory scatting tentering (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: mantling ossify idiomatically (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: icy drakken (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: imbue sentai (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: satre (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: underestimated tree (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: glowing stalk (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: naysayer gremlin (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: negative gnome (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: xtra caster lich (freq bonus 40) The monster trait that was more common: monsters of gigantic size (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that usually spawn tame (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 10 (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make cow sounds (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that conceal under items (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with seduction dialogue (freq bonus 3) The monster species that never randomly spawned: unrepresentative greatcoated The monster species that never randomly spawned: ebony wort The monster species that never randomly spawned: napper The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant The monster species that never randomly spawned: commissar diddle spikiest womanhood The monster species that never randomly spawned: shadow faerie The monster species that never randomly spawned: jimmy supersecret The monster species that never randomly spawned: antimatter fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: ropily cutty The monster species that never randomly spawned: government hound The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of curse (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fire (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of technicality (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: BFG (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mercurial dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: yellow spell stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stone star (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of remorse (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: drain resistance (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of rmb loss (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secret door detection (Wands, freq bonus 46) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic control (Rings, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Kristina platform sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of daring (Implants, freq bonus 59) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green lightsaber (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: coated auto shell (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of combat (Implants, freq bonus 59) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 72) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unfair stilettos (Armor, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish spear (Weapons, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy mercurial ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny cake (Comestibles, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of explosion (Amulets, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: underlayer cloak (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: drum of earthquake (Tools, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cuirass armor (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Lara's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: superpower gauntlets (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: intelligence pack (Tools, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: non-seeing stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 90) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 91) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 42) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silver shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: food ration (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: knife (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: school uniform (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: driving (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elvis shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: anti-magic field (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: difficult trident (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: elona trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: umeng trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 133 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 2% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 542 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You resisted hallucinations You had the following problem: Your equipment dulls much more quickly. (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having mana regeneration (0) You had 1491 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had resistance to death rays Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Alduin, Jennifer and Tschulia Your deity was Tschulia The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:49 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (45) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor hippie heels (red overknees) Scrolls scroll of healing (CAO NI MA) scroll of mana (TRASH EM EXTENDED DEMOLITIN DERBY AFTERMATH) scroll of phase door (DEATH TO CLEANERS) scroll of standard id (VARFOR PRATAR DU SA OM MIN FLICKVAN) scroll of cure (THARR) scroll of heal other (COMBATDEPTH LAB CORRODE) * scroll of extra healing (EAT FRUIT FASTLY) * scroll of greater mana restoration (YO I PLAYED THE GAME AND DIED TO SOME UTTER BULLSHIT) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new android 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye crisscross the Transsylvanian... 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