crisscross, chaotic male nastinator Unbeliever -.-------- |.....+.= |....$...| |........P |.......@| ---------- [Crisscros the Rookie] St10 Dx15 Co9 In5 Wi6 Ch7 UnbNasMalCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw4(4) AC0 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello crisscross, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic male nastinator Unbeliever. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waxing tonight. You might be trying to move with the number pad keys, which due to stupid default settings is currently deactivated. Press the 'y' key now if you want to turn on the number pad so you can actually move around! [yn] (n) Seems like you want to play with vikeys. If you find this reminder message annoying, and as a no-numpad-user you probably do, here's how you can disable it: add OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to your configuration file. Count: 44 # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: displacement Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 46 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 71% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 5% Ring drop chance was reduced to 59% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 92% Potion drop chance was reduced to 96% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 94% Shop item generation was reduced to 72% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 91% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: protection spells The following skill could not be trained at all: techniques The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: body spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: javelin The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: grinder The following skill became untrainable after a while: healing spells (turn 67013) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: grinder (turn 41634) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: protection spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 You were producing a permanent antimagic shell Your hairstyle was 'comb over' and your beard type is 'revolver man' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 22 Monster spawn increase started at turn 56259 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 672567 In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 8175 Your limit for ascension was at turn 11626560 The monster class that cannot be genocided was long worm tail The monster class that was spawned more often: gremlin (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: Ella's wedge sandal (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: contiguity airwoman signori (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: infected straggled (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: mesospheric directorate (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: two-foot mummy (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: ambush dumbbush (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mandevil dragon (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: soliloquy teacherage lowlife transhipping (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: serpent's caretaker (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: shiftiest nondiscriminatory (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: regularized aggrandizement cantabile forbade polyhedral twittered (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: young evil dragon (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: nethackwiki anti-slex worker with power (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: arch-troll (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: gigant anteater (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: umbreon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: real mana hound (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: electroencephalograph mewled (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: heh-heh-heh nereid (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: Anton (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who talk about the apocalypse (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with mana, which is completely irresistible (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause loud sound (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks teleport you (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks allow the monster to heal its damaged hit points (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as orc (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do physical damage (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that walk through walls (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks drain your luck (freq bonus 5) The monster species that never randomly spawned: gombo misidentifying The monster species that never randomly spawned: bright ray The monster species that never randomly spawned: misfigure shark The monster species that never randomly spawned: dropclonk bear The monster species that never randomly spawned: colorless force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: fucking Olog-hai The monster species that never randomly spawned: sasboss The monster species that never randomly spawned: peeled ecru The monster species that never randomly spawned: ramming wall The monster species that never randomly spawned: squattier sandaled The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pokelie gloves (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nasty stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: volt rock (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weather dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: difficult crossbow (Weapons, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nurse uniform (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: free hand bug stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of magical breathing (Amulets, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: corrosion (Wands, freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: protection from shape changers (Rings, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nexusport (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enlightenment (Potions, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver gauntlets (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of remedy (Implants, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cruncher helmet (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Inge's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dogshit boot (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of control (Implants, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tower shield (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: contro dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: forgotten spell (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 45) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: right mouse button stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: osbane katana (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: climbing set (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: magic marker (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: DSTW stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: growth (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sadistic boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: fumarole The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: super nupesell nix area (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 224 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 94 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1136 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were magic-protected You had the following problem: Boss monsters spawned much more often. (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having displacement (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You had the ability to disarm traps You had mystery resistance Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of No God, No God and No God Your deity was No God The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:36 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (935) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 1X Prepared(0) weapon practice 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) martial style 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons black aestivalis (runed broadsword) Scrolls scroll of return (ICBUSIHVDAKWBEAOSUVNEEBI) scroll of healing (JUNETHACK SHOULD HAVE RUN FOR 2 MONTHS RATHER THAN ONE WHILE IT STILL EXISTED) scroll of mana (VI OWNS EMACS) scroll of phase door (DER GLUECKSDRAHT) scroll of standard id (MAVIS BACON) scroll of cure (KIDS 3 0 R 8 0 R) scroll of heal other (I WEAR NOTHING EXCEPT WEDGE SANDALS AND PANTS) * scroll of extra healing (EVERY PRIEST IS A MINDCRAFTER) * scroll of greater mana restoration (WUEICHWUEICH WUEICHWUEICH) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new nastinator 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye crisscross the Unbeliever... 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