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[Crepzle the Savescummer]  St10 Dx6 Co11 In11 Wi8 Ch5 CraBacMalNeu+WB
Spa:36 $58 HP17(17) Pw37(37) AC11 Exp2 T542


Latest messages
  You sink deeper into the lava.
  You are stuck in the lava.
  You sink deeper into the lava.
  You are stuck in the lava.
  You sink deeper into the lava.
  You are stuck in the lava.
  You sink deeper into the lava.
  You are stuck in the lava.
  You sink deeper into the lava.
  You are stuck in the lava.
  You sink deeper into the lava.
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  Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) 
  You begin praying to Guccifer 2.0.
  You sink deeper into the lava. (3x)
  You finish your prayer.
  The voice of Guccifer 2.0 thunders: "Thou hast angered me."
  A black glow surrounds you.
  You miss the Uniform Sergeant.
  You sink below the surface and die.

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - an uncursed corroded +1 flintlock (weapon in foreclaw) {10}
  b - 37 uncursed +0 bullets (in quiver) {1}
  Scrolls
  e - an uncursed scroll of enchant armor {0}
  f - a cursed scroll of rumor {0}
  g - an uncursed scroll of remove curse {0}
  l - 6 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  m - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  n - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  o - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  p - a cursed scroll of cure {0}
  Spellbooks
  v - an uncursed spellbook of bodyfluid strengthening (0:1) {0}
  Potions
  i - an uncursed potion of coffee {0}
  Rings
  r - an uncursed ring of teleport control (on left foreclaw) {0}
  Wands
  t - an uncursed wand of summon undead (0:13) {0}
  Tools
  k - an uncursed charger {0}
  s - a * cursed mirror {0}

Final attributes
  You were aligned
  Your alignment was  3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: hallu party
  You could not have this property extrinsically: displacement
  You could not have this property intrinsically: stealth
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 20
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 19
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 27
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 148
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 83% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 84% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 82%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 92%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 99% of the time only
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: general combat
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: quarterstaff
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: divination spells (turn 62)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: trident (turn 1168)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: occult spells (turn 21609)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: elemental spells (turn 20936)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: general combat
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  5
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 85765
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 341365
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1564536
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was vampire
  The monster class that was spawned more often: blob (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: replenished goddamning (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: white midge (freq bonus 54)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dirty smoker pussy (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fister mister (freq bonus 33)
  The monster species that spawned more often: egokraken (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lazy older sister (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty ice toad (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: longingly odored (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: poor centaur (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: White-elf (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: poisonous wimp (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: water cattle (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: whitish-cyan snake (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: deathwalker knight (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Hanh's boot (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: kangaskhan (freq bonus 28)
  The monster species that spawned more often: skeletal diver (freq bonus 27)
  The monster species that spawned more often: random flying fish (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hc bride (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: zanan old soldier (freq bonus 24)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks become stronger the more often they hit (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dream mold
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pakistani eroticizing
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ice elemental
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: H sister
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bland star
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: troll giant
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: downer maggot
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: parental broke
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: gustatorially judoist swabbed biparted
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: wizard of the high council
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jet (black)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opposite alignment (crested helmet, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire golem (jetting, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: oliharcon splint mail ((null), freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of banishing fear (magenta cloak, freq bonus 197)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ballista ((null), freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spear ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: parfait ((null), freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyper blue stone (gray, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder ball ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tar chain ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: autocursing (gentle, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: prostitute shoe ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: forceful boots (rumble boots, freq bonus 74)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sapphire (blue, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cubic star ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant armor (thin, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: glass chain ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: random speed (impenetrable, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ceramic knife ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shadowblade ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of polymorph (changing cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: platinum fire hook (beaked staff)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: discount action (cashed)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stat decay stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: standard id (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pet syringe (dental)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: antitraining trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: respawn trap (freq bonus 1)
  The spell school whose books are more common was elemental spells (freq bonus 15)
  The spell school whose books are more common was chaos spells (freq bonus 7)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 382 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 95
  Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 736
  Strength training was 8
  Dexterity training was 11
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 9
  Your sanity was 5
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from hallu partying (0)
  You had 2412 points of nutrition remaining
  You aggravated monsters
  You were aggravating monsters for 5524 more turns
  You had teleport control
  You could survive without air
  You had magic control
  You were very unlucky (-5)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Wikileaks, Guccifer 2.0 and Anonymous
  Your deity was Guccifer 2.0
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.8 (98174af9) - last build Tue Feb  9 00:52:54 2021.
  You could not  have safely prayed (255)
  You are dead 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  zap em                2X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             2 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         2 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            2 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          2 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    healer uniform (clean white clothes)
  Scrolls
    scroll of enchant weapon (WPROWADZIC BRAMY PIEKIELNE)
    scroll of enchant armor (HIRAGANA LETTER YA)
    scroll of rumor (IO SORO IO NEBOUTOSOUALETH AKTIOPHI ERESCHIGAL)
    scroll of remove curse (WANNA UNDRESS PALE NIGHT)
    scroll of fire (SEGMENTATION FAULT)
    scroll of healing (ONLY I KNOW THAT THERE IS A BOSS BUG IN EVERY AREA)
    scroll of mana (DLOEAU)
    scroll of phase door (ACROBAT BATTLEBOOK UNARMEDCOMBAT)
    scroll of standard id (IK WIL JE SNIPER GEWEER MET MUNITIE)
    scroll of cure (LIZARDS LOOKING LIKE LEPRECHAUNS)
    scroll of heal other (CUTE DRAG BODY REDUCIVES TO RISE SPEE)
  * scroll of extra healing (FALLOUT 4 IS DUMBED DOWN)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (HCUO)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of bodyfluid strengthening (unavailable)
  Potions
    potion of coffee (blinding)
  Rings
    ring of teleport control (pourpoor)
  Wands
    wand of summon undead (orthorhombic)
  Tools
    mirror (looking glass)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  Space Base: levels 34 to 36
  Level 36: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 3 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times
  You eaten meat 2 times
  You have communicated with the gods 1 time
  You prayed to the gods 1 time
  You hit with a wielded weapon 11 times
  You killed 13 monsters
  You read items or engraved 7 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 1 time
  You read scrolls 1 time
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -10
  You had a maximum alignment of 3
  You had a maximum sanity of 6
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 1 time
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 1 time
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 1 time
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 13 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new bacteria 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 3 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times

Your skills at the end (4 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polymorphing       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Grand Master) (23 of 160)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    techniques         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    implants           [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    symbiosis          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Djem So)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VI (Niman)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Basic] (max Expert) (34 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    occult spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    chaos spells       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Wedi)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    short sword        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spear              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye crepzle the Cracker...