cad171717, chaotic female stabilisator Quarterback -------------- .$$$$$$$$$$$$. |$$@&$ll$$$$d| |ll$$$l$$$$l$| |$$$$$$$[$$$$| |$$$$l$$$$$l$| -------------- [Cad171717 the Towel Boy] St8 Dx11 Co18 In5 Wi5 Ch4 QuaStbFemCha Spa:9 $151 HP27(27) Pw2(2) AC6 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello cad171717, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female stabilisator Quarterback. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. You enter a leprechaun hall! There is a staircase up here. You see here a buckazoid {0}. You find yourself in a derelict spaceship. In order to get out, you have to make it at least to the bottom of the Sewer Plant. But watch out: once you leave, the monster difficulty inside the Space Base and its sub-branches will increase to reflect its actual depth. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. There is a staircase up here. You see here a buckazoid {0}. The moon is waning tonight. What do you want to ready? [- d or ?*] You don't have that object. What do you want to ready? [- d or ?*] Never mind. Invalid command, possibly you tried to use vikeys to move? The number pad is currently on. If for some reason you want to turn it off and use vikeys instead, open the options with shift-O and navigate to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 0. Alternatively, you can also turn off the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:0 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) In order to turn the message off for all subsequent games too, add OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to your configuration file. Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons c - a blessed +2 baseball bat (weapon in hand) {12} d - 50 uncursed +0 pistol bullets (in quiver) {1} Armor a - an uncursed +0 pair of regular gloves (being worn) {4} b - the uncursed +0 standard helmet named Firecracker (being worn) {20} Scrolls g - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} h - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} i - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} j - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} k - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} l - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Potions e - 3 uncursed finalized potions of booze {0} f - 3 uncursed potions of booze {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: defusing You could not have this property extrinsically: defusing You could not have this property intrinsically: mystery resistance Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 49 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 89% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 28% Implant drop chance was reduced to 99% Potion drop chance was reduced to 94% Armor drop chance was reduced to 88% Tool drop chance was reduced to 92% Food drop chance was reduced to 98% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: axe The following skill could not be trained at all: dart The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: body spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: searching The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: two-handed weapons The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: healing spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: unicorn horn (turn 1) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: high heels (turn 288) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: divination spells (turn 35204) Sticky curses were more common by 6% Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 1% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 99 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'girl bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 56184 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 177638 In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4464 Your limit for ascension was at turn 599859 The monster class that cannot be genocided was rust monster or disenchanter The monster species that spawned more often: nasty hc girl (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: convening spinner (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: coalbox sexto (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: amicable hottest (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: draw eye (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: arachnid (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: shoggoth (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: realm snake (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: murrain rebelliously crumbiest canoe (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: slith naga (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: Kop Tienant (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: colombian osteologically (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: pompeji screwer (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: diglizard (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: flapper gargoyle (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: pro-jet (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: orc hull (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: centaurtrice (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: thorn warp fungus (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: terrible nail cutter (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: silent monsters (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that growl (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: power earth elemental The monster species that never randomly spawned: modulative incoming The monster species that never randomly spawned: maud growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: Osayo Narakami The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead amazon The monster species that never randomly spawned: worldwide accountancy replay The monster species that never randomly spawned: pygmy warrior shaman The monster species that never randomly spawned: nozawae The monster species that never randomly spawned: nine of clubs The monster species that never randomly spawned: rockshot golem The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: penis pole (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: BFG (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Laura winter boots (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sniper beam (Spellbooks, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rot thirteen stone (Gems, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black henbane (Comestibles, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of mental boost (Amulets, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: adornment (Rings, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal club (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: too heavy stone (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: odor shot (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of winter (Implants, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cold resistance (Rings, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire hook (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad effect stone (Gems, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: delight stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant armor (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of elusion (Implants, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fascia (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water flame (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rainbow lightsaber (Tools, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fatman (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 23) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mirror shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tin opener (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mood (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: polymorph (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: leather armor (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: natalia trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fuckfuckfuck trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 255 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 87 Traps were extra hard to find 13% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1090 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were disintegration-resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having the defusing ability (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Roger Staubach, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady Your deity was Tom Brady The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:31 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (1522) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor regular gloves (all-terrain gloves) standard helmet (secret helmet) Scrolls scroll of healing (PROTECTION FAULT AT ADDRESS 000D 001D) scroll of mana (SET THE DIFFICULTY HIGH ENOUGH AND MONSTERS WILL SPAWN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF GOLD) scroll of phase door (RECOPIED CONGREGATION) scroll of standard id (WATASHI WA ANATA GA SOKO NI NEMUTTE ITA KIKIMASHITA) scroll of cure (V RATE RISE BY DISTURB) scroll of heal other (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) * scroll of extra healing (JYLL TO CUXHAVEN) * scroll of greater mana restoration (MA ARACHNID) Potions potion of booze (buzzing) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 9 Level 9: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 grants (1 created) 0 keytu mosquitos (1 created) 0 foxes (1 created) 0 younger cat sisters (1 created) 0 whnases (1 created) 0 baby leprechauns (1 created) 0 baby tuchechauns (2 created) 0 newtechauns (1 created) 0 green lemmings (1 created) 0 hehehe-hehe tinies (1 created) 0 mini leprechauns (1 created) 0 gizards (1 created) 0 cool goblins (1 created) 0 gless children (6 created) 0 crawling claws (2 created) 0 friendly adventurers (1 created) 0 furries (1 created) 0 minighosts (1 created) 0 kasa-obakes (1 created) Mister Head (0 times) 0 piles of worthless coins (1 created) 28 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 1 boss born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new stabilisator 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) flail [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) hammer [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye cad171717 the Quarterback... You quit in Space Base on dungeon level 9 with 400 points, and 151 pieces of gold, after 1 move. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 27 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.