cad171717, chaotic male alien Bard --------- --------- |.......|## |.......|##|.-----..,# --------- |.......|#,..| |.|,# --.......-- |........,,|.| |.|%# ###|.....*...|######################------ |..<.*..|,,|.-----.|,# #,,-..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,--&@..-- -------.-,,|.......|,# #,#|.........|##----------------##,..&.&.f| ###,,#,#---------,## #,#|.........|#,.............1.| ##|......| #,,###,# #,,# #,#--.......--#,|......1.......| |.----.| #,## #,# ##,###,# --------- #,|.1............| |.| |.| ----|---#,## #,*,,,# #,---------------- |.----.| |......|#,,#-------------,# #,,,## |......| --......--,,,|............,# ###,,# |).....| |.........,#,|...........|,----------------,# --....-- --......--##,-...........|,|..............|,# ------ |......| ##-------------,-..............|,# -------- ##|...._......\..|,# |.....|........-,# ----------------## [Cad171717 the Lyrist] St12 Dx12 Co6 In8 Wi8 Ch15 BrdAliMalCha Dlvl:1 $68 HP0(39) Pw25(25) AC1 Exp4 T1467 Ftg Par Brd Latest messages [-3 -> 6] Warning: HP low! The water demon hits you! [-2 -> 4] Warning: HP low! The water demon just misses! The water demon bites you! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! Your leather cloak blocks the water demon's attack. Your elven mithril-coat deflects the water demon's attack. The water demon bites you! [-1 -> 2] Warning: HP low! The water demon throws a dart! You are almost hit by a dart. Your elven mithril-coat deflects the water demon's attack. The water demon bites you! You die... Final attributes You have strayed Your alignment was -3 Your max alignment was 13 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: invisibility You could not have this property intrinsically: stoned chilling You could not have the double effect of this property: free action Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 50 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 135 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 79% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 83% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 96% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 39% Ring drop chance was reduced to 99% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 96% Armor drop chance was reduced to 92% Tool drop chance was reduced to 93% Food drop chance was reduced to 91% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: lance The following skill could not be trained at all: spirituality The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: short sword The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: gun control (turn 19075) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 101 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'pompadour' and your beard type is 'revolver man' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 6466 turns ago Your areola diameter was 20 Monster spawn increase started at turn 16713 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 624953 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 6099 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2419060 The monster class that cannot be genocided was trove The monster species that spawned more often: threshold warp patch (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: demion (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: goffic girl (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: orc camo troop (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: sepia force fungus (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: old multicolor dragon (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: fucked up monster (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: guranguta (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: shift elene (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: clay force patch (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: mad cat (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: giant ant (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: outfood bomb (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: potion mimic (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: dermic shiksa (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: hydra-snake (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: knuckle assiebassie (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: metal panther (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: chaos mushroom (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: laced baton illinoisan (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Cataclysm DDA (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks permanently damage your stats (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who always flee from you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your skill training (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cause terrain terror (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with levitation attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause loud sound (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause map amnesia (freq bonus 12) The monster species that never randomly spawned: disenchantment hound The monster species that never randomly spawned: weasel The monster species that never randomly spawned: entertainer imp The monster species that never randomly spawned: misplayed vichy The monster species that never randomly spawned: locustod The monster species that never randomly spawned: club landscaped The monster species that never randomly spawned: tanker softening The monster species that never randomly spawned: opaque jelly The monster species that never randomly spawned: strawhat ooh The monster species that never randomly spawned: man-faced millipede The monster class that always generated with extra speed: trapper or lurker above The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: saturnite fist (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Anastasia's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Ruth's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of blitzen (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: relocation (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: organoshield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helm of bad alignment (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: charred bread (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: death horn (Tools, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: checkerboard stone (Gems, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blacky stone (Gems, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mage plate mail (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison blast (Spellbooks, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chemistry (Spellbooks, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: darkhance stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disintegration beam (Wands, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver long sword (Weapons, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hippie heels (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aklys (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shell club (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mining helm (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scripted helmet (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Magdalena's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dart (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sandwich (Comestibles, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: frost (Scrolls, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nexus field (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven arrow (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 26) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: magic control (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: angband trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: narcolepsy trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 671 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 92 Traps were extra hard to find 10% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3579 Strength training was 10 Dexterity training was 4 Wisdom training was 6 Constitution training was 48 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were paralyzed (-1) You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (1) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having invisibility (0) You had -49 points of nutrition remaining You had echolocation Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Garl Glittergold, Flandal Steelskin and Urdlen Your deity was Urdlen The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:35:21 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - endure heat 2 + 10 protect 90% 96% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status primal roar 4X Prepared(0) appraisal 4 R Prepared(0) panic digging 4 R Prepared(0) phase door 4 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 4 R Prepared(0) buc test 4 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets * amulet of sanity treble (cabbalist) Implants * implant of dusk (demagogueero) Armor * water walking boots (colored shoes) * bracers of defense (paperweight gloves) Scrolls * scroll of secure curse removal (KRUIEMEDISYNE) scroll of healing (FLOW ABLES IS BACKWARD) scroll of mana (KREM QUAY) scroll of phase door (BECAUSE HE SCREWED THEM TO HELL AND MADE THEM UNWINNABLE) scroll of standard id (CLIENT ANACONDA SENT A BOGUS COMMAND PACKET) scroll of cure (THANNOUITA KERTOMENOU PAKERBAO KRAMMASIRAT) scroll of heal other (HANDBOOKOFBREAD SMELLSINCUNABULUM CATALOGUEOFTHEASS) * scroll of extra healing (UEBER RE A GIERUNG) * scroll of greater mana restoration (DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER) Spellbooks * spellbook of sleep (misprogrammed) * spellbook of confuse monster (topaz-studded) * spellbook of slow monster (lovely) * spellbook of cause fear (gained) * spellbook of charm monster (shuffled) * spellbook of mystery protection (shrill) spellbook of endure heat (specific) Potions potion of booze (slimy) potion of sleeping (crimson) Tools * wooden flute (flute) * tin whistle (whistle) * grass whistle (whistle) * magic whistle (whistle) * dark magic whistle (whistle) * magic flute (flute) * pan pipe (set of pipes) * pan pipe of summoning (set of pipes) * pan pipe of the sewers (set of pipes) * tooled horn (horn) * fog horn (horn) * frost horn (horn) * fire horn (horn) * tempest horn (horn) * ether horn (horn) * shadow horn (horn) * chrome horn (horn) * death horn (horn) * horn of plenty (horn) * wooden harp (harp) * magic harp (harp) * leather drum (drum) * drum of earthquake (drum) Gems * silver spell stone (gray) loadstone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 13 monsters You read items or engraved 12 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 4 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 3 times You read spellbooks 1 time You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 1 time You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 1 time You phase doored 1 time You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -10 You had a maximum alignment of 1 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 4 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times You fumbled 5 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 1 time You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 2 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new alien 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 1 potion You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (26 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (30 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (19 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (9 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye cad171717 the Bard...