beefy, chaotic male android Janitor


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[Beefy the Toilet Scrubber]  St3 Dx12 Co10 In7 Wi13 Ch8 JanAndMalCha
Spa:4 $84 HP12(18) Pw9(9) AC4 Exp1 T187


Latest messages
  q - an uncursed scroll labeled KIDS 3 0 R 8 0 R {0}.
  You stop.  Asshole Vacuum Cleaner is in the way!
  You displaced Asshole Vacuum Cleaner.
  You see here a finalized unlabeled scroll {0}.
  r - a finalized unlabeled scroll {0}.
  What do you want to read? [h-mp-r or ?*] 
  This scroll seems to be blank.
  What do you want to read? [h-mp-r or ?*] 
  As you read the scroll, it disappears.
  You may enchant a worn piece of armor.
  What do you want to magically enchant? [bc or ?*] 
  Your pair of iron shoes glows silver for a moment.
  What do you want to read? [h-mpr or ?*] 
  As you read the scroll, it disappears.
  The ceiling rumbles around you!
  Asshole Vacuum Cleaner is hit by a boulder {9000}!
  You kill poor Asshole Vacuum Cleaner!
  You hear the rumble of distant thunder...
  # 
  Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? 

Final attributes
  You have transgressed
  Your alignment was  -39
  Your max alignment was  11
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: glib combat
  You could not have this property extrinsically: dimmopathy
  You could not have this property intrinsically: polymorph control
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 164
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 15
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 19
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 135
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 68% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 70%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 73%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 72%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 77%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 92%
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: two-handed sword
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: dart (turn 62725)
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  3
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 138660
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 233748
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1758412
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was mimic
  The monster species that spawned more often: Minator Lieutenant (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: grouper rubber (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: large gem trove (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hocussed sonatine (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dark laser (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Gerrit (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: maggot mass (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stony bug (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bramble warp fungus (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: baobhan sith (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: grandly tautology (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: daleth grimed pouffe (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: elf-harlot (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bashgul (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty dark shape (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sanguine warp fungus (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: levitate solarium (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Ruth (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stegocentipede (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: slaying leva (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make parrot sounds (freq bonus 12)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wander randomly (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: HC aliens (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fake messages to appear (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make loud noise (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can control teleport (freq bonus 16)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks disenchant your equipment (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your spell memory (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: humongous warp fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: glass ripper
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: toxic mushroom
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: net people
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: kobold spellswinger
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: autobomb
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: totally bad colony
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: inertia monster
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: inducting doggie
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: krushe
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: scripted helmet (hacker helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inertia (grass green)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of death (deadly cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of peace (inka)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of badass (pestilent)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic harp (harp)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sling ammo (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: keen memory (black lily)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chrome blade ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: alter reality (mysterious)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fast forward stone (gray, freq bonus 35)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wing yellow stone (gray, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diamond (white, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of defense (octarine robe, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: huge chunk of meat ((null), freq bonus 38)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cyan spell stone (gray, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: graphite (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of scent (shadow cloak, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of scent (panting, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: possession identification (catched, freq bonus 73)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of spell forgetting (guilded, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: block-heeled combat boot ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disconnected boots (living boots, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: psychic dragon scale shield (psychic dragonhide shield, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: frilled apron (apron, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ugh memory to create inventory window ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shiny star ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleecy terrain (multihued, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scale shield (heroic dragonhide shield, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: exercise stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gentleman's suit (expensive clothes)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: axe ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stasis (moaning)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fixing (complete)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: diving (CLAM DIVING)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: toilet roll ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blue dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: BUC knowledge (priestly)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: character recursion (gameplay-altering)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of curse catching (dnethack cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: meltem trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: falling boulder trap (freq bonus 8)
  The spell school whose books are more common was healing spells (freq bonus 9)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 400 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1110
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 1
  Wisdom training was 2
  Constitution training was 6
  Your sanity was 0
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had the following amount of trash in your trash can: 0
  You were prevented from having dimmopathy (0)
  You were prevented from having glib combat (0)
  You had 1305 points of nutrition remaining
  You could survive without air
  You had resistance to death rays
  You were unlucky (-1)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Grime, Dog Shit and Fag Butt
  Your deity was Fag Butt
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sun Feb 23 14:26:52 2020.
  You could not  have safely prayed (402)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  iron skin             1X     Prepared(0)
  concentrating         1X     Prepared(0)
  terrain cleanup       1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    bunny uniform (red leather armor)
    iron shoes (hard shoes)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (MAND PENDING MAGIC SPELL)
    scroll of mana (NOU LEO ZOU JE NOG STEEDS BLEEF HOMIES MET ONS)
    scroll of phase door (SIGNAL 11 WAS RAISED)
    scroll of standard id (I CHANGE THE DIPLOMATIC ATTITUDE YOU OPPOSITE TOO HOSTILELY)
    scroll of cure (HANDS HIGHLY OR I SHOOTS)
  * scroll of extra healing (TUXIE WANTS TO HACK UP MARIOS FINGERS)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (PAPOU)
    scroll of blank paper (unlabeled)
    scroll of enchant armor (KIDS 3 0 R 8 0 R)
    scroll of earth (ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE CRAZY SENPAITACHI)
  Potions
    potion of oil (orange tea)
  Tools
    skeleton key (key)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  Space Base:
  Level 4: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 2 times
  You killed 3 monsters
  You read items or engraved 4 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 5 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -39
  You had a maximum alignment of 10
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 1 time
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (25 of 160)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    techniques         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    symbiosis          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Shien)     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    pick-axe           [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Basic] (max Master) (22 of 160)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip               [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20)

Goodbye beefy the Janitor...