beefy, lawful male vampiric Software Engineer #,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,########### #,----------------------####,,,,,,,,,,,# ,,.....................| ###########,# #,|....................| #,## ........| #,,----- .....%|#####---------#,|...| ...,,,,#........|#,-...| ..|###,|...?....|#,|...| ,,....._...|,,|...| #,)|......---,#....| #,,#......|,,,,|...| #|,#-------,,#,-.-.- #|,,,,,,,,,,,#,,,,,# #,,,,###########,#,# #,,### #,,,,#,# -----------,,# #,##,#,# |..........,,# #,# #,# ..........|?,# ##--.- #,# |.. .<...|,,# |,.... #,# |.........|,,# ...|,|... #,# |.........|,,-.....|,. #,# |.........|,# .....|,# #,# -----------,# ------,#######,# `,,, ,,,,,,,,),# ##,# ########### ,,, ### [Beefy the Q/A Tester] St10 Dx9 Co5 In11 Wi8 Ch9 SofVamMalLaw Spa:18 $80 HP-17(29) Pw42(42) AC9 Exp3 T343 Latest messages You kill the baby ogre! The baby ogre picks up a cursed club {12}. You miss the baby ogre. You bite the baby ogre. You kill the baby ogre! You hit the hamy ogre. You miss the hamy ogre. The hamy ogre picks up some gold. The hamy ogre picks up a club {12}. The hamy ogre picks up a chemical wand {0}. The hamy ogre zaps a chemical wand! The bolt of cold hits you! [-3 -> 16] The bolt of cold bounces! (2x) The bolt of cold hits you! [-11 -> 5] Warning: HP low! You hear a nearby zap. The bolt of cold hits you! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 flintlock {10} i - 50 uncursed +0 bullets (in quiver) {1} u - a blessed +1 club (weapon in hand) {12} v - an uncursed +0 bow {12} Armor b - the uncursed +0 healer uniform named Insight of the Ancients (being worn) {6} Scrolls c - a blessed scroll of identify {0} d - an uncursed finalized scroll of random enchantment {0} e - an uncursed finalized scroll of gold detection {0} g - an uncursed finalized scroll of magic mapping {0} o - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} p - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} q - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} r - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} s - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} Spellbooks w - an uncursed finalized spellbook of passwall (0:2) {0} Potions h - an uncursed potion of coffee {0} l - an uncursed finalized potion of blood {0} m - an uncursed potion of blood {0} t - an uncursed finalized potion of heroism {0} Rings n - an uncursed ring of shock resistance (on right hand) {0} Wands x - a * uncursed wand of locking (0:8) {0} Tools j - an uncursed hairclip {0} k - an uncursed charger {0} Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 5 Your max alignment was 5 You carried 5 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: numbopathy Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 30 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 47 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 26 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 199 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 94% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 64% Potion drop chance was reduced to 83% Armor drop chance was reduced to 70% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance The following skill could not be trained at all: searching The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: attack spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: two-weapon combat The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: searching (turn 24) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 4 Monster spawn increase started at turn 42434 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 594566 In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon Your limit for ascension was at turn 1952522 The monster class that cannot be genocided was arachnid or centipede The monster species that spawned more often: ensnare recitation (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: elder xan (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: shindy denigrating (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: raticlaw (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: mushroom (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: pale wraith (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: chuckling star (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: comb drawl adjourning (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: sub-gnome (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: parapet prounion (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: shard warp fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: desert spore (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: real water hound (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: principal (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: doublemagic xorn (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: star vampire (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: giant group mimic (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: balmier neptunium (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: actual miner zombie (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: full armor gargoyle (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can see invisible (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Bell of Opening (freq bonus 24) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks hit you with nether forces (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks freeze you with ice blocks (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 3 (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: silver fox The monster species that never randomly spawned: pidgey The monster species that never randomly spawned: swarm of snaking tentacles The monster species that never randomly spawned: hidden soldier ant The monster species that never randomly spawned: real ash clan The monster species that never randomly spawned: nebulous beam The monster species that never randomly spawned: levitation vortex The monster species that never randomly spawned: extra strong caveperson The monster species that never randomly spawned: hole wort The monster species that never randomly spawned: translucent wort The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: quarterstaff (staff) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: directive (ordering) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crystal helm (fish bowl) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: momhat (kitchen hat) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: clockloak (reliance cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: brown sweets ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: disintegration (stable) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven mace ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: vanishing (fading) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inkutlass ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of difficulty (gray, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: skullcap (metal disk, freq bonus 26) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mineral hostage chain ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crystal plate mail ((null), freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impact staff ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal chain ((null), freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: banking gloves (paper gloves, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ire (paleocene, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: resist paralysis (ongoing, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish cloak (coarse mantelet, freq bonus 41) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: multitrapping stone (gray, freq bonus 66) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather armor ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: invisibility (brilliant blue, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sado maso gloves (grey-shaded gloves, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cardboard fan ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: men's underwear ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mojibake gloves (multilinguitis gloves, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quaversal stone (gray, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of no-fliction (boxing gloves, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stealth (jade, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 52) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cutting (inane) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: possession (possessive) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inka blade ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: soundproof helmet (wok-shaped helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grass whistle (whistle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: randomized helmet (RNG helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: impossibly heavy glass ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: commander gloves (light gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: horrify (horrible) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: message (pen-written) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: memory trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: madness trap (freq bonus 11) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 38 traps Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 370 Strength training was 8 Dexterity training was 7 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 29 Your sanity was 0 You were shock resistant You were level-drain resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having numbopathy (0) You had 1325 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You could survive without air You regenerated You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 200 spells Your pantheon consisted of Linus Torvalds, Bjarne Stroustrup and Mark Zuckerberg Your deity was Linus Torvalds The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sun Feb 23 14:26:52 2020. You could not have safely prayed (223) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status dazzle 3 R Prepared(0) appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Prepared(0) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) draw blood 3 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor healer uniform (clean white clothes) Scrolls scroll of identify (THE HELL FUN PATCH IS ACTUALLY THE HELL EVIL PATCH) scroll of random enchantment (MEGAKILL HOLYSHIT KILLINGSPREE) scroll of gold detection (SEE IF I CARE) scroll of magic mapping (GENE FFS) scroll of healing (FORCE BOLT IS BROKEN) scroll of mana (KOSCHISO HAEIAE) scroll of phase door (DO YOU ENJOY THIS GAME) scroll of standard id (MISHMASH EM EXTENDED EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK) scroll of cure (ZOUCH ZOUKI TO PARY) * scroll of extra healing (SEXI NOTGAY GAYPOD) * scroll of greater mana restoration (EKETHAMASTRA PHATIRI TAOCH IALTHEMEACHE) Spellbooks spellbook of passwall (crumpled) Potions potion of coffee (spiritual) potion of blood (blood-red) potion of heroism (syrup) Rings ring of shock resistance (mead) Wands wand of cold (chemical) wand of locking (lens-shaped) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview Space Base: Level 18: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 1 time You eaten food with animal by-products 3 times You eaten meat 3 times You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 10 times You killed 11 monsters You read items or engraved 7 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 5 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 2 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (22 of 160) searching [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (6 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye beefy the Software Engineer...