badplayer1, neutral male golem Chevalier ------- ...<... |.....| |.....| |P..)D. |..@.=| ------- [Badplayer the Basher] St17 Dx16 Co14 In5 Wi14 Ch4 CheGolMalNeu Dlvl:1 $0 HP23(23) Pw21(21) AC0 Exp1 T5 Latest messages Salutations badplayer1, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral male golem Chevalier. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a reminder that you should be playing the game on a terminal with the dimensions 80x25. Yes, you read that right, 80x25, not that weird 80x24 default that many terminal emulators seem to have. If you haven't already, open your terminal settings NOW and change it to 80x25 or you'll keep wondering why the bottom status line disappears when it gets too long! But also, don't make the terminal bigger - if you set it to wacky values like 88x25 or 137x34 or whatever, the bottom status line won't work properly either! Be careful! New moon tonight. You see here an uncursed pair of plastic sandals {8}. There is a wall in the way! Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Count: 86 Count: 862 Count: 63 Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You have strayed Your alignment was -3 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: half spell damage You could not have this property intrinsically: half physical damage You could not have the double effect of this property: astral vision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 12 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 80% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 93% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 47% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Armor drop chance was reduced to 83% Tool drop chance was reduced to 76% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 84% Monster death drops spawned with only 97% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: occult spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: trident The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: protection spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: lightsaber The following skill became untrainable after a while: memorization (turn 29651) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'pompadour' and your beard type is 'gentleman' The last time you got a new haircut was 5004 turns ago Your areola diameter was 36 Monster spawn increase started at turn 33674 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 126636 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 1861 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1973106 The monster class that cannot be genocided was golem Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: kobold The monster species that spawned more often: anti-paladin (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: incriminatory eponym (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: breeze force patch (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: kumer lich (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: goatherd pulser (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: force fire giant (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: caseload yow (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: spear lich (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: blastoff innervation (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: lesser BSOD daemon (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: aftermath carny dauntlessly (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: arbitrator (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: regulate deescalation nonnavigable wiping whitney assoc concertmaster (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: pile of platinum coins (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: dually uruguayan (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: selfit cube (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: death vortex (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: boss spaceship (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: barb mold (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: kadabra (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks corrode your entire inventory (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks heal you (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with psionic blasts (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: day slinger The monster species that never randomly spawned: darkness given hunger The monster species that never randomly spawned: unstrung unpinned The monster species that never randomly spawned: shitted kiln The monster species that never randomly spawned: dwarf wench The monster species that never randomly spawned: hellmak The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead librarian The monster species that never randomly spawned: gnome zruty The monster species that never randomly spawned: piece The monster species that never randomly spawned: equilibrium deviltry The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: adornment (wooden) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: electric sword ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish bow (crude bow) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: spellbinder (multiplicative) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of heavy lubrication (not so brave) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chaos terrain (illusory) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lead sniper bullet ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: deep dragon scale shield (deep dragonhide shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of evil variant (voicer) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: battle-axe (double-headed axe, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time (momentary, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hunting rifle ((null), freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: urine (MIRAS PRICES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: guitar ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad effect (LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grave (THIS IS YOUR GRAVE, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ribbed plate mail ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic lamp (lamp, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brass knuckles ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cause fear (light blue, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wrapover stone (gray, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nastiness (GO TEAM NASTYTRAP, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ultra knuckles ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mithril lash ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boss boots (rain boots, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create trap (I PUT NASTY TRAPS EVERYWHERE SIGNED BY ARABELLA, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meat stick ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka saddle (saddle, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blood loss stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: RapiRapi ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bad effect stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bad effect (numbing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: create familiar (THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH MONSTERS IN SLASHEM EXTENDED) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dragon horned headpiece (headpiece) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ancient arrow ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cyan dragon scale shield (cyan dragonhide shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: soft star ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: brown spell trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: monsterfingers trap (freq bonus 2) The spell school whose books are more common was protection spells (freq bonus 18) The spell school whose books are more common was occult spells (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 570 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 85 Traps were extra hard to find 2% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 205 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having half spell damage (0) Your chance to block was 21% You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had diminished bleeding You had resistance to death rays Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 70 spells Your pantheon consisted of Buddha, Jahwe and Allah Your deity was Jahwe The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.7 (67d11d33) - last build Thu Sep 22 01:20:50 2022. You could not have safely prayed (323) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 100% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 1X Prepared(0) blessing 1X Prepared(0) healing hands 1X Prepared(0) spirituality check 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (octarine robe) Scrolls scroll of charging (WE EDIT THE MODE BECAUSE WE DONT LIKE IT) scroll of healing (MY NAME IS MISTER SIR) scroll of mana (RAN NEVERTHELESS SO WELL) scroll of phase door (ANGULAR SIGN) scroll of standard id (OYII) scroll of cure (USING FRUITS TO ATTACK) scroll of heal other (SUSY THENSE) * scroll of extra healing (FUKDASAC DICKOMIXTIO KISOASSEKOCK) * scroll of greater mana restoration (YASDORIAN THE RELIGIOUS ONE ST16 DX16 CO15 IN5 WI18 CH6 CHEANGFEMLAW) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (hand-printed) Potions * potion of water (clear) Tools leather saddle (saddle) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -3 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new golem 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (33 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Fare thee well badplayer1 the Chevalier... 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