aspen, chaotic male gremlin Nuclear Physicist -+--|--- ..+).Z.| |....@{| -------- [Aspen the Safety Officer] St4 Dx3 Co6 In14 Wi8 Ch1 NucGreMalCha+AQIZGlay Dlvl:1 $0 HP10(10) Pw18(18) AC13 Exp1 T5 Latest messages Add the unbalancor hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the vanillaoid hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the warper hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the wind inhabitant hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the x-race hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the segfaulter hybrid race to your character (WARNING: NOT RECOMMENDED!)? [yn] (n) Hello aspen, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic male angbander aquarian american amnesiac aggravator blait beacher badstatter gremlin Nuclear Physicist. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Sun Dec 29 01:54:53 2024.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. the International Energy Commissioner thunders: 'Alright aspen you little practicant maggot, get ready for another hard day of work! You're late by 5 minutes but that's your loss! If you do your work properly this time you'll not get any problems with me, but if you step out of line you'll pay zorkmids for each of your offenses!' The moon is waxing tonight. Invalid command, possibly you tried to use the number pad to move? You might want to turn on the number pad, which is done by opening the options with shift-O and navigating to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 2. Alternatively, you can also turn on the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:2 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) Turn the number pad on? [yn] (n) # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 spear (weapon in hand) {12} Armor b - an uncursed +0 jumpsuit (being worn) {5} Scrolls j - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} k - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} l - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} m - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} n - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} o - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Potions c - an uncursed finalized potion of healing {0} d - an uncursed potion of healing {0} Wands e - an uncursed wand of probing (0:30) {0} Tools f - an uncursed rad-x {0} g - an uncursed rad-x {0} h - an uncursed radaway {0} i - an uncursed radaway {0} Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: stun resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: fire resistance You could not have this property intrinsically: cold resistance Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 48 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 20 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 81% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 96% Wand drop chance was reduced to 89% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 78% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 77% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: long sword The following skill could not be trained at all: javelin The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: knife The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: general combat The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: whip Sticky curses were more common by 3% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'wasteland' and your beard type is 'bristle cutlets' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5004 turns ago Your areola diameter was 16 Monster spawn increase started at turn 37264 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 237029 In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2721 Your limit for ascension was at turn 820287 The monster class that cannot be genocided was vampire The monster class that was spawned more often: lizard (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: small nagger (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: confusing sphere (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: Fenja (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: legitimized cannulae rubberizing (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: proctology brutality (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: truncating profounder (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: gloomshade crawler (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ductus lich (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: realtime ruler (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: brittlest scollop (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: marbling emblaze overdramatizing beard jaded befoul (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: sainted zruty (freq bonus 90) The monster species that spawned more often: immunize subcranial (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: midget star (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: Sierra (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: broad rat (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: disobeyed topographer (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hotline divagate (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: UAE (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: eight of spades (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cast arcane spells (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as werecreatures (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that growl (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Angband (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make chicken sounds (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain dexterity (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as pokemon (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Animeband (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have sting attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: hyperactive desk lamp The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead dancer The monster species that never randomly spawned: bloodshot eye The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaffy naugahyde The monster species that never randomly spawned: enigmatic crimson xan The monster species that never randomly spawned: verbally hobbyist receiptor The monster species that never randomly spawned: gilding syncopic The monster species that never randomly spawned: beep tike The monster species that never randomly spawned: weapgaff The monster species that never randomly spawned: Phi-oo, Selenite Administrator The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: power charging (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: contro dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wooden geta (Weapons, freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shuriken (Weapons, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: levelport (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of nakedness (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of protection (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ariane's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish morning star (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder stone (Gems, freq bonus 147) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: troll leather armor (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: negative dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: climbing set (Tools, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternium saber (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of transcendence (Implants, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bullwhip (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fruit (Comestibles, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: checker boots (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Inge's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tempest horn (Tools, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fast metabolism (Rings, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 73) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 57) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hardened bolt (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: didier sachs shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of dexterity (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: numbness (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dark horn (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of orange glass (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: deformatting trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: satatue trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 148 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86 Traps were extra hard to find 16% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 313 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having stun resistance (0) You had 1496 points of nutrition remaining You had contamination resistance You had improved technique levels You had reflection Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Gina, Gordon Freeman and G-Man Your deity was G-Man The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Sun Dec 29 01:54:53 2024. You played for 0:01:50 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (120) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status decontaminate 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) dazzle 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor jumpsuit (silver clothes) Scrolls scroll of healing (YOU CANNOT INSTALL K MEASURER ON WINDOWS XP) scroll of mana (TELL EN MOVE WHAT HAVE) scroll of phase door (SO INFERO NO) scroll of standard id (ALL HAIL THE GRANDMASTER WHO ASCENDED WITH THREE HYBRID RACES) scroll of cure (JOKEMON HOEDOWN) scroll of heal other (I CONSIDERATION IT RATHER AS AN INVITATION) * scroll of extra healing (DNHSLEX IS DNETHACK WITH SHOOOOOOOES) * scroll of greater mana restoration (D2 LOWRATE ASCENDED WITH ELEMENTAL DRUID) Potions potion of healing (icy) Wands wand of probing (elongated) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 small ants (1 created) 0 beginner elementals (1 created) 0 garter snakes (1 created) 0 brain-eating ghouls (1 created) 0 weirdmind fish (1 created) 5 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -10 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new gremlin 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills (none) Weapon Skills (none) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye aspen the Nuclear Physicist... You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 5 moves. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 10 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.