Xilofone, lawful female golem Noob Mode Barb --------- |.......+ |.....f.| |......@| ---+----- [Xilofone the Complete Scrub] St17 Dx11 Co20 In7 Wi7 Ch10 NooGolFemLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP83(83) Pw1(1) AC6 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello Xilofone, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful female golem Noob Mode Barb. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. Invalid command, possibly you tried to use vikeys to move? The number pad is currently on. If for some reason you want to turn it off and use vikeys instead, open the options with shift-O and navigate to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 0. Alternatively, you can also turn off the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:0 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) Turn the number pad off? [yn] (n) Invalid command, possibly you tried to use vikeys to move? The number pad is currently on. If for some reason you want to turn it off and use vikeys instead, open the options with shift-O and navigate to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 0. Alternatively, you can also turn off the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:0 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) Turn the number pad off? [yn] (n) What do you want to write with? [- ab or ?*] Never mind. # exit: unknown extended command. # exit: unknown extended command. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: dimmopathy You could not have this property intrinsically: displacement Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 11 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 39 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 27 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 82% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 82% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 87% Food drop chance was reduced to 99% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 98% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: healing spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: boulder-throwing The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: venom The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: axe The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: dart The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: occult spells (turn 5) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: chaos spells (turn 468) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: short sword Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 2 Your hairstyle was 'lovely bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 13 Monster spawn increase started at turn 96307 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 383326 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2413 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1427127 The monster class that cannot be genocided was pudding or ooze The monster species that spawned more often: petty super heavy mimic (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ambushed overconservative (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: desolating summarizing (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: musu stalk (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: some demon lord without a proper name (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: disorganize lineman burnout (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: elena noise reward (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: want respirator (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: paralysis elemental (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: drone patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hc meat grinder (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: move bat (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: phoned mediative (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Uniform Lieutenant (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: tubular diemaker irreplaceably (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: vampish raver (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: lethe papillate (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: novelization purificatory (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hairpiece brig etherized sufferer (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: combined growth (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with blasphemy attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks drain magical energy (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who allow you to play casino games (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Cataclysm DDA (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you deathly sick (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks hit you with nether forces (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have intrinsic reflection (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Amulet of Yendor (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks stun you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose stats are randomized per playthrough (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: wildfire skyscraper The monster species that never randomly spawned: cairn reflective The monster species that never randomly spawned: ancient corona dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: crystal warp patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: Oblivion The monster species that never randomly spawned: sure tomomania ribber bassy The monster species that never randomly spawned: lithologic nummular The monster species that never randomly spawned: journeyman light wall The monster species that never randomly spawned: Madeleine's plateau boot The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty army ant The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: PETA-compliant shirt (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of magical breathing (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: exploding dice stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: endure heat (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: superweapon (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of total nonsense (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of clear-thinking (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: godmode (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: draining (Wands, freq bonus 177) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weighted flail (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spikerack (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: probing (Wands, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain level (Wands, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: radioglasses (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: critical gauntlets (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Jasieen wedge sandals (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: muting helm (Armor, freq bonus 68) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antiprayer stone (Gems, freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speedbug boots (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Mehoho Burusasan G (Potions, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unlucky stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create monster (Wands, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant weapon (Scrolls, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tennis racket (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: resist stun (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: megaload (Scrolls, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: defog (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tripe ration (Comestibles, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 98) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: possession (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: massager (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: animeband trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: branch teleporter (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 997 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 97 Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 341 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were poison resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having dimmopathy (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had diminished bleeding You had resistance to death rays Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was P-Point The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:30 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (346) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons battle-axe (double-headed axe) Scrolls scroll of healing (OM GITATHNAGS APSOPS O EL T) scroll of mana (WHAT IS THAT FOR AN NWAH SUN) scroll of phase door (THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST) scroll of standard id (OIL YOU ASSHOLE) scroll of cure (DRIVING IT THEIR CART AWAY) scroll of heal other (THIS SATANCHOP TAKEOFF MENU HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY SATAN) * scroll of extra healing (THE ELDER PRIEST TENTACLES TO TENTACLE YOU) * scroll of greater mana restoration (VO AMMITAM SA) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new golem 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Xilofone the Noob Mode Barb... 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