Xilofone, chaotic male yugger Yautja -- |. |..$ ### |....@@, -----### [Xilofone the Unblooded] St15 Dx15 Co12 In10 Wi10 Ch5 YauYugMalCha+m Spa:33 $0 HP22(22) Pw7(7) AC7 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. You find yourself in a derelict spaceship. In order to get out, you have to make it at least to the bottom of the Sewer Plant. But watch out: once you leave, the monster difficulty inside the Space Base and its sub-branches will increase to reflect its actual depth. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. Invalid command, possibly you tried to use vikeys to move? The number pad is currently on. If for some reason you want to turn it off and use vikeys instead, open the options with shift-O and navigate to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 0. Alternatively, you can also turn off the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:0 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) Turn the number pad off? [yn] (n) Invalid command, possibly you tried to use vikeys to move? The number pad is currently on. If for some reason you want to turn it off and use vikeys instead, open the options with shift-O and navigate to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 0. Alternatively, you can also turn off the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:0 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) Turn the number pad off? [yn] (n) Number pad is OFF now. You should add the following line to your configuration file to have it be turned on by default: OPTIONS=number_pad:0 There is a wall in the way! (2x) You don't have anything to zap. In what direction? [hykulnjb><] Never mind. You are not wearing any armor. There is a wall in the way! # Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: energy regeneration Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 193 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 30 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 20 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 97% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 93% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 96% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 92% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: two-handed sword The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: enchantment spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: implants The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: matter spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: squeaking The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: protection spells (turn 3) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: healing spells (turn 33451) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 101 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'clean cut' and your beard type is 'little chin beard' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 13 Monster spawn increase started at turn 41989 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 814753 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 7001 Your limit for ascension was at turn 9526152 The monster class that cannot be genocided was eye or sphere The monster species that spawned more often: Dantalion (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: bleh grappler (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: cascade bear (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pompeji keelhauler (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: freshly hatched bee (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: disfigured one (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: oscillation relinquishing (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: rovid (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: pungency zanyish (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: clappersnake (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: terrible hobbit (freq bonus 144) The monster species that spawned more often: rapid flitter (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: real mofo water hound (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: Inge (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: diestock possessed (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: blasphemous force patch (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: flowmeter panegyrist (freq bonus 96) The monster species that spawned more often: cursed cadaver (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: concrete ogre (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: iridescent beetle (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always spawned hostile (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks confuse you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who talk gibberish (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are mindless (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as rats (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cause Ragnarok (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause map amnesia (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: pustule lymphoid unwisely hippopotami The monster species that never randomly spawned: poliomyelitic cutesiest The monster species that never randomly spawned: bouncer left The monster species that never randomly spawned: rock worm The monster species that never randomly spawned: totting rostrum coifing The monster species that never randomly spawned: wuldenfyr The monster species that never randomly spawned: owning weal hypochondriacal carapace barogram The monster species that never randomly spawned: Raini The monster species that never randomly spawned: Purgatory Dude The monster species that never randomly spawned: scim golem The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Jennifer's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: artifact creation (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mystery resistance (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: small shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fedora (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boiler kaboom (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ether saw (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser flyaxe (Tools, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spiked battle boot (Weapons, freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elegant broadsword (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: coral nunchiaku (Chains, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of malice (Implants, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Magdalena combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pan pipe of summoning (Tools, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ksenia platform sandals (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aefde stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: relay (Tools, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: basic shoes (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scenty helmet (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polymorph (Wands, freq bonus 57) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bugxplore helmet (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water hyacinth (Comestibles, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: arcane rapier (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stoning (Scrolls, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of x (Amulets, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Comestibles (freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: trap creation (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lead-filled mace (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: very heavy ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: potato bag (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sickness resistance (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hardened bolt (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cheap spear (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: mind wipe trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: display trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 794 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 419 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having mana regeneration (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 25 spells Your pantheon consisted of Macbeth, Zoness and Titania Your deity was Titania The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:08:25 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (389) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons scimitar (curved sword) Scrolls scroll of teleportation (UPDATING PINOBOT IS LIKE HITTING YOURSELF WITH A SHARP STONE) scroll of healing (WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT MADE ON DRUGS) scroll of mana (I WEAR NOTHING EXCEPT WEDGE SANDALS AND PANTS) scroll of phase door (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) scroll of standard id (THE NEW DESIGN IS UGLY) scroll of cure (CURSED PLUS3 DOUBLE BREXIT) scroll of heal other (TOUCH ELF MAYBE BURN) * scroll of extra healing (PONUS MOSTAS) * scroll of greater mana restoration (MAPIRO MAHAMA DIROMAT) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 33 Level 33: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 small gas spores (1 created) 0 wussy cats (1 created) 0 retard children (1 created) 0 minigaters (2 created) 0 fast mimickers (1 created) 0 undefined creatures (1 created) 0 red warp patches (1 created) 0 mummies (1 created) 0 robots (1 created) 0 demonoids (3 created) 0 chingies (1 created) 0 flying demons (1 created) 0 flying rogues (1 created) 0 spiddal sticks (2 created) 0 harradas (4 created) 0 danger vapors (1 created) 0 bigoted math teachers (2 created) 0 huro troves (18 created) 43 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 18 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new yugger 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (17 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) saber [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) club [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) paddle [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye Xilofone the Yautja... 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