Skeff, chaotic male borg Anachronounbinder ------- |.....| |.....| |.....| ##|.....| #,.<....| #,--.---- #,##,,### #,###,,,,# ',# --------,# ##--.---- #|,###,|......|,# |.....| #|,,,,,.......|,# |.....| - --------'---##|......|,####|.)...| |}.}.}.}.I...| |......|,##,^......| |.}.}.}.}.;..| |.......,####------- |}.}.}.}.}.}.| |......|# |.}.}.}.}.}>}| -------- |}+}.}.}.}.}.| -----------+-- [Skeff the Anachrononono-nononono] St9 Dx8 Co7 In9 Wi9 Ch6 AcuBorMalCha Dlvl:2 $42 HP-2(26) Pw16(16) AC9 Exp3 T723 Latest messages What do you want to eat? [$acelnsxC-E or ?*,] This lichen corpse tastes terrible! You finish eating the lichen corpse. You kill the lichen Inert! It looks rather muddy down here. The kop hose wields a rubber hose {8}! The kop hose zaps a needle-like wand! The bolt of cold hits you! [-13 -> 13] The bolt of cold bounces! The water freezes. (2x) The slata is killed by the bolt of cold! You just miss the kop hose. The spawning fish bites you! [-3 -> 11] The lichen misses. It misses. The kop hose zaps a wand of cold! The bolt of cold hits you! You die... Your inventory Amulets r - a blessed amulet of magical breathing {0} Weapons a - an uncursed +1 flail (alternate weapon; not wielded) {7} o - 2 uncursed +0 crappy spears {24} E - an uncursed +0 dwarvish mattock {48} Armor b - an uncursed +0 leather armor {60} d - an uncursed +1 robe {16} e - an uncursed +0 pair of leather gloves (being worn) {4} n - an uncursed +0 metal lamellar armor {160} Comestibles s - an uncursed cheese {0} x - an uncursed food ration {0} C - 9 uncursed slime molds {0} Scrolls f - 6 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} g - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} h - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} i - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} j - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} k - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} q - an uncursed finalized scroll of light {0} A - an uncursed scroll of magic mapping {0} Spellbooks y - an uncursed finalized spellbook of force bolt (0:2) {0} Potions t - an uncursed finalized potion of water {0} v - an uncursed potion of healing {0} w - a cursed finalized potion of object detection {0} Rings l - an uncursed ring of fear resistance {0} Wands u - an uncursed wand of digging (0:-1) {0} B - a blessed wand of extra healing (0:10) {0} D - an uncursed wand of light (6:6) {0} Tools c - an uncursed +1 red lightsaber (1330) (lit) (weapon in hand) {24} p - an uncursed credit card {0} z - an uncursed symbiote {0} Venoms m - 37 uncursed +1 acid venoms {1} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 13 Your max alignment was 13 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: poison resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: drunken boxing Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 90% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Wand drop chance was reduced to 85% Tool drop chance was reduced to 94% Shop item generation was reduced to 96% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: crossbow The following skill could not be trained at all: petkeeping The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: shield The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: dagger The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: unicorn horn The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: sling The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: divination spells (turn 118) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'spikey' and your beard type is 'comrade' The last time you got a new haircut was 5722 turns ago Your areola diameter was 16 Monster spawn increase started at turn 68050 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 293896 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 5305 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1647162 The monster class that cannot be genocided was major demon The monster color that was spawned more often: yellow (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: hudor kamerel (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: muckrake here (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: dustier overcapitalize decrier (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: giant piranha (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: crueltrainer (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: psychic warp fungus (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: pit fiind (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bleeding bulb (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: stereoscopy fixup duodena (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: stormtrooper (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: jury layered discouraging drawled verbatim revamping gentle (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: would-be yakuza (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: uninvitingly quintuplicate cultist psychopath (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: falsifier chemotherapeutical (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: speccor horror (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: seventieth char annulment (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: multi-hued dragon worm (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: master owlbear (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: inviso piercer (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: dippier snowfield sermonic pure zincky relinquish (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause you to fumble (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks shock you with high voltage (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that produce loud farting noises (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks rust your equipment (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks are specific to their internal ID (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your spell memory (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks start sexual encounters (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks allow it to steal items (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks infect you with lycanthropy (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain charisma (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: bar disintegrator The monster species that never randomly spawned: popishly asthmatically quakier outflanking The monster species that never randomly spawned: silver mouse The monster species that never randomly spawned: praiseworthy libbed The monster species that never randomly spawned: young mercurial dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: ooze elemental The monster species that never randomly spawned: spickatrice The monster species that never randomly spawned: Dantrag The monster species that never randomly spawned: fire hulk The monster species that never randomly spawned: beige dragon The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: plasteel boots (white boots) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: paving (clack-clack, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gnomish boots (little black boots, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant armor (thin, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flood tide (TEKMAKMAYACON, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cream pie ((null), freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: knout ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jumping boots (hiking boots, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inertia (grass green, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vault cloak (geek cloak, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Nicole combat boots (enarmoring boots, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: solar beam (mirroring, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of twilight (elysian, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of sickness resistance (sparkling, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steal degrade stone (gray, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: searching (tiger eye, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of technicality (hitec, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: opening (zinc, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: moorland (swampy, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather cloak ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speed boots (combat boots, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gold chain ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of warmth (metal cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chocoegg ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: meta bow ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: arabella speaker The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: unidentify trap (freq bonus 8) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 763 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 98 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3239 Strength training was 37 Dexterity training was 16 Wisdom training was 6 Constitution training was 38 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were level-drain resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were telepathic You had infravision You had 922 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 20 spells Your pantheon consisted of Tariru, FIQ and Demo Your deity was Demo The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.8 (96f8e415) - last build Wed Oct 5 04:35:46 2022. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - force bolt 1 + attack 16% 100% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status phase door 3 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 3 R LIMIT(0) appraisal 3 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 3 R LIMIT(0) jedi jump 1 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of magical breathing (carapace) Weapons dwarvish mattock (broad pick) Armor robe (brown robe) leather gloves (riding gloves) Scrolls scroll of healing (THAI MASSAGE IS BETTER THAN SEX) scroll of mana (DUBYA CHENEY SATAN) scroll of phase door (NOTARY SOJAC) scroll of standard id (STRAIGHT LINES IT SIGNED ME) scroll of cure (ELF GRANDFATHER RESEARCH LAB) scroll of heal other (MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU) * scroll of extra healing (V RATE RISE BY DISTURB) * scroll of greater mana restoration (HERMIONE CASTS AVADA KEDAVRA AT UMBRIDGE) scroll of light (SHELF ON THE ELF) scroll of magic mapping (DU GEHOERST GEAENDERHOLT) Spellbooks spellbook of force bolt (dirty) Potions potion of water (clear) potion of healing (spurted) potion of object detection (tesco value) Rings ring of fear resistance (cancerous) Wands wand of cold (needle-like) wand of digging (howling) wand of extra healing (stoutwood) wand of light (nonmoving) Tools red lightsaber (lightsaber) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You followed a strict vegan diet You eaten 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 21 times You killed 17 monsters You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 22 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 1 time You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 13 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 4 times You heard farting noises 2 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 1 time You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 1 lock You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 1 time You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 2 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 2 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new borg 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) Weapon Skills lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (7 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 1 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Skeff the Anachronounbinder...