Skeff, neutral female orcish Secret Advice Member ..} ... }}.} }%@.} }%u.}}}} }....... }}}}}}.} }<} }.} [Skeff the Covert OP] St7 Dx17 Co7 In8 Wi8 Ch11 SecOrcFemNeu Dlvl:5 $86 HP-1(40) Pw33(33) AC1 Exp3 T1824 Hun Leg Latest messages Boris drains a baby river hog corpse {200}. You are beginning to feel hungry. Wait! There's a bust supersecret advice rifling unverified bosoming called Boris hiding under a drained baby river hog corpse {200}! You are still in a pit. Boris concentrates. A wave of psychic energy pours over you! It feels quite soothing. You are still in a pit. (2x) You crawl to the edge of the pit. There is ice here. You are jerked back by the iron ball! You fall into the water! You sink like a rock. You try to crawl out of the water. Pheew! That was close. You fall into a pit! You land on a set of sharp iron spikes! [-4 -> 24] The iron ball falls on your head. You die... Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 hugging boot (weapon in hand) {5} p - 14 uncursed rusty +1 darts named Star of Tar-Ancalime {0} w - an uncursed +0 silver mace {12} y - an uncursed +1 boomerang {0} A - a blessed +1 bidenhander {240} F - 15 blessed +0 darts {0} Armor c - an uncursed +0 pair of soft sneakers (being worn) {2} d - a cursed +0 T-shirt (being worn) {2} q - an uncursed +0 studded leather armor {80} Comestibles f - an uncursed food ration {0} g - an uncursed tin of ant meat {0} B - 3 uncursed slime molds {0} Scrolls h - 3 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} i - 5 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} j - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} k - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} l - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} m - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} r - an uncursed scroll of create create scroll {0} C - an uncursed finalized scroll of identify {0} Spellbooks o - an uncursed finalized spellbook of light (5:4) {0} s - an uncursed finalized spellbook of horrify (0:4) {0} Potions n - an uncursed finalized potion of water {0} Rings v - a cursed ring of shock resistance {0} Wands b - an uncursed wand of banishment (0:5) {0} t - an uncursed wand of punishment (0:17) {0} x - an uncursed wand of cancellation (0:6) {0} E - an uncursed wand of sleep (0:3) {0} Tools u - an uncursed blindfold {0} D - an uncursed rusty lock pick {0} Final attributes You were devoutly aligned Your alignment was 15 Your max alignment was 21 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: contamination resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: confusion resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 147 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 50 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 78% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 90% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 89% Ring drop chance was reduced to 95% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 65% Implant drop chance was reduced to 94% Potion drop chance was reduced to 89% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 93% Armor drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 84% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 90% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: elemental spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: polymorphing The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: occult spells (turn 169) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: spirituality (turn 33116) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 3 Your hairstyle was 'scratchy brush' The last time you got a new haircut was 6823 turns ago Your areola diameter was 20 Monster spawn increase started at turn 41950 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 98120 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 9460 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1057680 The monster class that cannot be genocided was gremlin The monster species that spawned more often: sue stalk (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: off-color patch (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: magical girl (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: veepee unconquerably (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: dim wort (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: clock growth (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: biorythmic finmark (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: farming cow (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: healing spore (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: glittergold (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: orange hulk (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: tramway pyx (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: werekraken (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: sunbeam (freq bonus 128) The monster species that spawned more often: longhorn chancier (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: remelting cannabinol (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: towelled lebanon (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: scarlet fungus (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: crumbed rhapsodist (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: tin ripper (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that move like grid bugs (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do fire damage (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks vaporize you (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that imitate (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who blabber about the plague (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are mute (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cause Ragnarok (freq bonus 8) The monster species that never randomly spawned: dully rumania The monster species that never randomly spawned: ego pit fiend The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby shimmering dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: doppelganger The monster species that never randomly spawned: sanguine stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: mishaguzi The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaos seed The monster species that never randomly spawned: pease drib The monster species that never randomly spawned: ultraviolet light The monster species that never randomly spawned: schizo furze The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish guard shield (livid worped-moon shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure serious wounds (cacao) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elm-et (cold-blooded helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: osfa chain mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: extreme power (turquoise) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Janina lady pumps (everyday sneakers) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jumping (torn) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: petrifyium bra ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubble bobble (ALLEGED HAPPY END, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum spell boots (ballet heels, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of terror (sanguinary, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka boot ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: knife ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helmet of anti searching (ruined helmet, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of storms (padded helmet, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of reflection (polished silver shield, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elvis shoes (velvet pumps, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of mobility (slippery shield, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: extremely heavy iron ball ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sanemaker helmet (sages helmet, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: basterd sword (huge sword, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver pistol bullet ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: embossed plate mail ((null), freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clairvoyance (luminescent, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: arm blaster ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of quota (assamic, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: converge breath (blasted, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impossibly heavy elysium ball ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sand dart ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bubbletar ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: storm stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of deception (serrated) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: grave wall trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: elongation trap (freq bonus 1) The spell school whose books are more common was enchantment spells (freq bonus 17) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 723 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 98 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2933 Strength training was 16 Dexterity training was -2 Wisdom training was 28 Constitution training was 50 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were poison resistant You were punished You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having contamination resistance (0) You had wounded legs (23) You had infravision You had 491 points of nutrition remaining You were lucky (1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Katrin, Len-kind and Coffin Nail Your deity was Len-kind The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.8 (96f8e415) - last build Wed Oct 5 04:35:46 2022. You could not have safely prayed (281) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - horrify 4 + occult 90% 105% b - light 1 + divine 9% 105% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status recharge 3X LIMIT(0) appraisal 3 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 3 R LIMIT(0) phase door 3 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 3 R LIMIT(0) kamehameha 3 O LIMIT(0) Discoveries Weapons * orcish short sword (crude short sword) * orcish arrow (crude arrow) * orcish bow (crude bow) * orcish spear (crude spear) * orcish dagger (crude dagger) Armor soft sneakers (light footwear) Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) * orcish chain mail (crude chain mail) * orcish ring mail (crude ring mail) * orcish helm (iron skull cap) * orcish shield (red-eyed shield) * Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield) * orcish cloak (coarse mantelet) Scrolls scroll of healing (IGNORANT WEATHER) scroll of mana (SLASH UPOROTYH TO FUCK) scroll of phase door (HEAL A WOUND BY CALLING MANSERVENT) scroll of standard id (TASODIFIY MIQDOR UERETECI MENI NAFRATLANADI) scroll of cure (I CAN HAZ HP PLZ) scroll of heal other (PAIR OF MALE HIGH HEELS) * scroll of extra healing (PUUN TAFFY) * scroll of greater mana restoration (JE VEUX ETRE JETE DANS LES NOIX) scroll of destroy armor (PROZACELF WANTS TO HAVE HIS NICKNAME IMMORTALIZED) scroll of create create scroll (STAT STUNT IS MORE IMPORTANT) scroll of identify (STATUS DISAPER WHEN RAIN) Spellbooks spellbook of horrify (skull-patterned) spellbook of light (dental) Potions potion of water (clear) Rings ring of shock resistance (iron) Wands wand of banishment (ectoplasm) wand of punishment (manzanita) wand of cancellation (subsurface) wand of sleep (symmetric) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 5 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: Level 4: Level 5: [intpla] <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 4 times You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times You eaten meat 2 times You have communicated with the gods 1 time You prayed to the gods 1 time You hit with a wielded weapon 16 times You killed 13 monsters You read items or engraved 5 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 2 times You read spellbooks 2 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 1 time You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 15 You had a maximum sanity of 33 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 5 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 1 time You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 13 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 12 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 1 time You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new orc 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Grand Master) (24 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Basic] (max Master) (37 of 160) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (25 of 160) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Basic] (max Expert) (36 of 160) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) claw [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (10 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Skeff the Secret Advice Member...