Sarumand, lawful male soviet Womanizer




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[Sarumand the Cheekstroker]  St7 Dx15 Co16 In12 Wi13 Ch15 WomSovMalLaw
Dlvl:1 $6 HP-1(12) Pw6(6) AC5 Exp1 T186


Latest messages
  You hear a slow drip.
  You hear someone counting money.
  You crash into a wall! Ouch!
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  You crash into a wall! Ouch!
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  You feel foolish!
  You lose  Wisdom
  You crash into a wall! Ouch!
  [-1 -> 8]
  You crash into a wall! Ouch!
  [-5 -> 3]
  You cannot diagonally move through a door!
  You hear someone counting money.
  You crash into a wall! Ouch!
  You hear the wailing of the Banshee...
  [-2 -> 1]
  Warning: HP low!
  You crash into a wall! Ouch!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - an uncursed +0 roza knut (weapon in hand) {6}
  Armor
  b - an uncursed -3 kurt rubashka (being worn) {2}
  c - a heavily cursed +3 pair of bosonozhki (being worn) {8}
  Scrolls
  f - 5 uncursed scrolls of istseleniye {0}
  g - 4 uncursed scrolls of volshebnaya sila {0}
  h - 3 uncursed scrolls of faza dver' {0}
  i - 2 uncursed scrolls of identifikatsiya odin punkt {0}
  j - an uncursed scroll of lecheniye {0}
  k - an uncursed scroll of lechit' drugikh {0}
  l - an uncursed scroll of obnaruzheniye koren' parol' {0}
  Potions
  m - an uncursed potion of polnogo zazhivleniya {0}
  n - an uncursed potion of gallyutsinatsiya {0}
  Rings
  d - an uncursed +5 ring of ukrasheniye {0}
  Gems
  e - a cursed +0 Johanna dragotsennost' {0}

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 159
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 27
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 179
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 84% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Implant drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 92%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 63% of the time only
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: short sword
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: quarterstaff
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: morning star (turn 42)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: bare-handed combat (turn 35461)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: enchantment spells
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Your hairstyle was 'brush cut' and your beard type is 'pointed beard'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5185 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 24
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 21331
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 96135
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was spiriteon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3475
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 607600
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was zombie
  The monster class that was spawned more often: imp or minor demon (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: uncurbed migratory (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mirror jelly (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dark elven priest (freq bonus 42)
  The monster species that spawned more often: venue sawing (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ice regent (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: acquitter adult (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: +4 el cutoff (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: veal currie (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: negno-otyugh (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: marsh warp fungus (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: celestium golem (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: metal penetrator (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stewed devilfish (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Curvgoth (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shrotta (freq bonus 108)
  The monster species that spawned more often: badger mushroom bat (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: medium luggage (freq bonus 28)
  The monster species that spawned more often: frilling manpower (freq bonus 11)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shun beaming (freq bonus 64)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spherical waser (freq bonus 27)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that neigh (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as animals (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with vampire dialogue (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks act like cursed unicorn horns (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that buzz (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks are randomized with a very evil RNG (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have tentacle attacks (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks calm you (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that talk like whores (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters of large size (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pluckily pertest dulcetly caparisoning
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: menelrog
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pizzazz atomy jujuism carlo spectrography
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: reseating gravitative
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cyborg ant
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: grem-lich
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: kenerop
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: acid permamimic
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: vent log
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ice warp fungus
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: naga
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: green gown ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of vacuum (dzhort)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rotating chain ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: strakh (light blue)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad luck (acyclic, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic lamp (lampa, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blue dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Kerstin combat boots (serebryanyye tufli na shpil'ke s izyashchnoy filigran'yu, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Susanne's jewel (pink, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Antje sneakers (mednyye tufli na shpil'ke s izyashchnoy filigran'yu, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: greyout stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: utolit' golod (cute, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: usugubit' vragov (grating, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: moon axe (bol'shoy serebryanoy topor, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stalaktit (pernicious, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scale shield (geroicheskiy shchit iz drakon'yey shkury, freq bonus 62)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: technique stone (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gentlewoman's dress (dorogoye plat'ye, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spell loss stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scimitar (krivoy mech, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blue dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: two-handed sword ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: infernal ancus (dekorativnoye drevkovoye oruzhiye, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rainbow dragon scale shield (raduga drakon'yey shchit, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 63)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: two-handed sword ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wakeup call stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bestest cloak (polovoy plashch)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: goldspell trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: nolite trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 740 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 99
  Traps were extra hard to find 2% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2265
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 4
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You had the following problem: Walls are blue, and walking into them hurts you. (0)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Johanna. (0)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were burdened
  You had 1312 points of nutrition remaining
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 20 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods and George Clooney
  Your deity was Charlie Sheen
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023.
  You could  have safely prayed (64)
  You are dead 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             1 R    LIMIT(0)
  panic digging         1 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door            1 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    LIMIT(0)
  pacify                1  O   LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    bosonozhki (tyazhelyye botinki)
  Scrolls
    scroll of istseleniye (FANNY IS JUST A REGULAR FEMALE NAME)
    scroll of volshebnaya sila (FELLOW LEAF ELF STAT CANNT LOWED)
    scroll of faza dver' (I R TEH UBER PWNZ0R)
    scroll of identifikatsiya odin punkt (THE LITTLE GIRL GETS WET)
    scroll of lecheniye (THE SHITTY SLIDING ZIP CLOSURE SLITS EVERYTHING)
    scroll of lechit' drugikh (IN CASE OF DOUBT JUST ALWAYS GRADINA)
    scroll of obnaruzheniye koren' parol' (IF YOU WIN ANGBAND THE GAME PROMPTS YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE)
  Potions
    potion of polnogo zazhivleniya (coffee)
    potion of gallyutsinatsiya (chewable)
  Rings
    ring of ukrasheniye (spanish)
  Gems
    Johanna dragotsennost' (orange)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: level 1
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new soviet 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 1 time
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks
  You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing
  You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Basic] (max Master) (23 of 160)
    sexy flats         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    orb                [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
    dart               [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    whip               [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
    lightsaber         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    body spells        [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    general combat     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    devices            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dagger             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    axe                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    pick-axe           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    short sword        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    mace               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    hammer             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spear              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Proshchay, neudachnik Sarumand the Womanizer...