Pedgux, chaotic male leprechaun Prostitute ,`------ -#-.K..--- #..h&....| |..h@..<.| |K.i&%...| ---..%.--- ------ [Pedgux the Attractive Hooker] St10 Dx11 Co15 In10 Wi4 Ch7 ProLepMalCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP0(35) Pw21(21) AC9 Exp3 T121 Dim Ssd Latest messages The hungry demon of Kendl reaches out, and your body shrivels. [-4 -> 16] You miss the hungry demon of Kendl by a league. The fatal reypor of Kendl misses. [-3 -> 13] The hungry demon of Kendl misses. [-3 -> 11] The fatal reypor of Kendl misses. The fatal reypor of Kendl casts aspersions on your ancestry. "Yo' Momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone." The hungry demon of Kendl opens a gate! The hungry demon of Kendl reaches out, and your body shrivels. [-4 -> 7] The minigater of Kendl bites you! [-2 -> 5] Warning: HP low! You don't have enough stamina to move. The hungry demon misses. The fatal reypor of Kendl misses. You die... Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +2 inka shackle (weapon in hand) {8} b - an uncursed +0 knife (alternate weapon; not wielded) {2} c - a cursed +2 pistol {8} d - 50 uncursed rusty +0 pistol bullets (in quiver) {1} k - 34 cursed +0 cubic stars {1} Scrolls e - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} f - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} g - 3 cursed scrolls of phase door {0} h - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} i - a cursed scroll of cure {0} j - a cursed scroll of heal other {0} Iron balls n - an uncursed +1 heavy tar ball {3800} Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -11 Your max alignment was 13 You carried 0 sins Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 56 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 130 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 76% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 79% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 10% Wand drop chance was reduced to 85% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81% Shop item generation was reduced to 80% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: sexy flats The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: boomerang The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: riding The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: mace The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: polearms (turn 17) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: occult spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'clean cut' and your beard type is 'revolver man' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5120 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 73961 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 563500 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4376 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1451200 The monster class that cannot be genocided was ghost The monster species that spawned more often: dwarf firemage (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: noctambulation counterphobic crapulence (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: nightguard bat (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: abetment sower (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: nedian heraldry user (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: centralest yeastiest (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: warty mushroom (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: rain cloud dragon (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: blabby cupolaed (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: sly desert fox (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: otolithic levering (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: commendatory conduce gown (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: dorn beast (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: bloodshot icky thing (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: evading multivalent (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: rapha (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: sibilation frostwork (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: Cait the cat (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: flinching chipped (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: plastic wall (freq bonus 18) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks time you (freq bonus 16) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Candelabrum of Invocation (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are immune to non-silver weapons (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that produce tender farting noises (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain a random stat (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: joke monsters (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks act like cursed unicorn horns (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do shock damage (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: unborn cynical The monster species that never randomly spawned: Stupid Name Angel The monster species that never randomly spawned: unfairly lethality The monster species that never randomly spawned: ferrous horror The monster species that never randomly spawned: armband moiler frostwork The monster species that never randomly spawned: white dragon worm The monster species that never randomly spawned: small troll The monster species that never randomly spawned: unnatural unbudging The monster species that never randomly spawned: Policeman Kleever The monster species that never randomly spawned: wrath lich The monster class that always generated with extra speed: mummy The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mallet (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: geyser (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stinging sword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bigscript helm (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of misfiring (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boiler kaboom (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: simeout stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: miscolor stone (Gems, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic banana (Comestibles, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of flame (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of technicality (Amulets, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: super healing (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: destruction stone (Gems, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: force armor (Armor, freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of mobility (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: runed rod (Weapons, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: permanently black shoes (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of crap (Implants, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: too heavy stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: terere (Potions, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyperspace summon (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: demonology (Scrolls, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poker stick (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water flame (Spellbooks, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 75) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 41) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: obsidian (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of heavy lubrication (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Jana sneakers (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lower arm blade (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: techout trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: spell loss trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 87 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 35 Traps were extra hard to find 14% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 683 Strength training was 2 Dexterity training was 2 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 2 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were dimmed (17) You were punished You were heterosexual You had 1550 points of nutrition remaining You had teleportitis You had higher chances of finding magical items You were extremely unlucky (-10) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Mercedes, Misty and Kendl Your deity was Kendl The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:10:00 hours (this value may or may not be correct) Kendl was very angry with you (5) You could not have safely prayed (4238) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 3X Prepared(0) appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Prepared(0) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) buc test 3 R Prepared(0) martial style 3 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (SEE YA CUNT) scroll of mana (NEW VALUE FOR NAME REJECTED) scroll of phase door (ABERAMENTHOOULERTHEXANAXETHRELUOTHENEMAREBA AEMINA) scroll of standard id (THE PARTY CARTEL REALLY EXISTS) scroll of cure (EI PRAECTISED DIS STOR) scroll of heal other (B T M M M M M) * scroll of extra healing (PACI FIST) * scroll of greater mana restoration (UH OH THE SUCCUBUS OF MOLOCH IS PREGNANT) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 shader acid blobs (1 created) 0 fatal reypors (2 created) 0 minigaters (1 created) 0 cuddle girl sneakers (1 created) Elif 0 little webmakers (1 created) 0 grid gropers (1 created) 2 New Kops (3 created) 0 low grab kops (2 created) a kestrel a grab kop 0 hungry demons (2 created) 0 constant broadcasts (1 created) 18 creatures born. 5 creatures vanquished. 1 boss born. 1 boss vanquished. Voluntary challenges You followed a strict vegan diet You eaten 2 times You have communicated with the gods 5 times You prayed to the gods 5 times You hit with a wielded weapon 4 times You killed 5 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 2 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -35 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 2 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 5 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 1 time You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 1 time You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 1 time You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new leprechaun 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) type 1: stiletto heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) type 2: cone heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) Weapon Skills knife [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (24 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Pedgux the Prostitute... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 212 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 121 moves. Killer: a monster (fatal reypor of Kendl) You were level 3 with a maximum of 35 hit points when you died. You reached the 55th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 24493774 Squirrel-Car-Ink-Mal-Law (Poly-Art) ascended to demigod-hood. 187 [356] 2 926155 Zsj III-War-Grd-Mal-Neu died in Lawful Quest on level 25. Killed by a touch of death. 314 [342] 3 901152 ziratha-Poi-Dev-Fem-Cha died in One-eyed Sam's Market on level 33. Killed by a monster (hallucinogen-distorted oneroi), while being bound by Sing. - [200] 53 240 readyplaye-Aci-Lic-Mal-Law quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. 48 [48] 54 217 MaxLunar-Jed-Clk-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by a cowardly attack on her breasts. - [49] *55 212 Pedgux-Pro-Lep-Mal-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom * on level 1. Killed by a monster (fatal reypor of Kendl). - [35] 56 202 Pedgux-Cyb-Clk-Mal-Cha died in Space Base on level 4. Killed by a monster (water elemental). - [22] 57 201 jmooroof-Mon-Shp-Fem-Cha quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. 41 [41]