Nethacknoob, lawful male ak Thief is dead! Butt Lover ------- |8@$./| |.....| +.{..$| ------- [Nethackno the Stroking Hands] St16 Dx12 Co7 In9 Wi15 Ch7 ButAktMalLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP14(14) Pw11(11) AC7 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Use hybrid races? [yn] (n) Hello Nethacknoob, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male ak Thief is dead! Butt Lover. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Sorry, but this version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Your current game ends now. Please start a new game on the up-to-date version, because this old version exists only to allow players to finish old runs and you don't seem to have an old savegame. If you feel that this is in error, get on the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera and complain to Amy. Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: sleep resistance You could not have this property intrinsically: jumping Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 308 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 27 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 93% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 30% Ring drop chance was reduced to 88% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 82% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 86% Tool drop chance was reduced to 80% Food drop chance was reduced to 99% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 25% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: firearms The following skill could not be trained at all: matter spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: dart The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: attack spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: venom Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 93 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'high riser' and your beard type is 'women's hero' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 50486 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 213934 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3715 Your limit for ascension was at turn 281520 The monster class that cannot be genocided was snake The monster class that was spawned more often: light (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: GTASA antagonist (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: swap monster (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: limousine pelf spinner guttural stippled prebendary lighthearted (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: Osayo Narakami (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: color follower (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: nethermancer (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: gnoll (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: colloquially bacilli (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: snore wort (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: impeccability shopped rigidified embarred costing benzedrine (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: Minator Kchief (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: massaging acred (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: wonderfully cavemen (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: muk (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: dim ray (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: nodule deadlock reconnect (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: scholarship waddly uncapitalized (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: breeder (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: elemental taproot thrasher hieroglyphic prowling dispel (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: bogged besting (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks curse your items (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that follow you up and down staircases (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks slow you (freq bonus 8) The monster species that never randomly spawned: gray sentai The monster species that never randomly spawned: fiery light The monster species that never randomly spawned: yendorian woman The monster species that never randomly spawned: dumbed importune The monster species that never randomly spawned: exteriorized reconvening The monster species that never randomly spawned: strawing genuinely sorrowful overviolent workboat rover The monster species that never randomly spawned: missing spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: cheap orc The monster species that never randomly spawned: thirv spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: crash rabbit The monster class that always generated with extra speed: mimic The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Karin lady sandals (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shadow scourge (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pethate cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: failed attempt boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: IC (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Ruth sneakers (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: golden saber (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: psychic dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gold chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: radioactive dagger (Weapons, freq bonus 182) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hunger (Rings, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of black glass (Gems, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather cloak (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect armor enchantment (Spellbooks, freq bonus 107) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: reinforced shirt (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alloy club (Weapons, freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: prostitute shoe (Weapons, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure serious wounds (Potions, freq bonus 83) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impact (Rings, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of fear (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of plugsuit (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bo staff (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: horror stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gas grenade (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Manuela combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boost (Potions, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of teleportation (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mercurial dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: walking stick (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 61) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: small sword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: obsidian (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: burden trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: negative trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 717 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1069 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were level-drain resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You regenerated You were an un in Protect mode Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Eveline, Elena and Marlen Your deity was Eveline The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025. You played for 0:00:02 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (1101) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) sneakers (turning shoes) Scrolls scroll of healing (OH MEIN GOTT WIR GENDERN WIR SIND SO COOL) scroll of mana (OIL YOU ASSHOLE) scroll of phase door (GINOH DIVAD) scroll of standard id (BLESSED CHARGING GAVE ONLY ONE CHARGE) scroll of cure (CHANGED CELLS TO BE LIKE AS ELF) scroll of heal other (GOAL GOREST) * scroll of extra healing (GRXNAR GRXNAR ATNERC CRATHATFV JVF XBOBAT) * scroll of greater mana restoration (NOW IS ENOUGH WITH THE RESTRICTIONS) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new ak Thief is dead! 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills club [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) flail [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Nethacknoob the Butt Lover... 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