Lorskel, neutral male vamgoyle Acid Mage

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[Lorskel the Sludge Mage]  St5 Dx13 Co10 In14 Wi10 Ch2 AciVgoMalNeu S14866
Dlvl:10 $620 HP-5(87) Pw71(122) AC-1 Xp8/2108 Wt462/1340 T5278


Latest messages
  You hear the sound of gunfire.
  You are hit by a shotgun shell!
  [-6 -> 38]
  It hits you!
  [-11 -> 27]
  There is a wall in the way!
  You see here a torch {20}.
  Whoops, suddenly you're exposed to fire!
  [-9 -> 19]
  You see here a dim lantern (5166) {0}.
  It hits you!
  [-7 -> 12]
  Warning: HP low!
  It hits you!
  You are severely hurt!
  [-7 -> 5]
  Warning: HP low!
  Your studded leather armor deflects its attack.
  It hits you!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Amulets
  C - an uncursed amulet versus poison {0}
  Weapons
  a - a blessed +2 quarterstaff (weapon in hands) {16}
  o - an uncursed +0 long sword {16}
  w - an uncursed +0 stiletto {2}
  x - an uncursed +0 axe {24}
  Armor
  b - an uncursed +0 studded leather armor (being worn) {80}
  t - an uncursed +0 mesh armor {80}
  B - an uncursed +4 pair of regular gloves (being worn) {4}
  D - an uncursed +0 pair of jumping boots (being worn) {8}
  E - an uncursed +0 leather jacket {12}
  M - an uncursed +0 banded mail {160}
  T - the blessed +0 leather armor named Beginner Suit {60}
  Scrolls
  e - 3 uncursed scrolls of teleportation {0}
  j - 7 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  k - an uncursed greased scroll of mana {0}
  l - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  m - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  p - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  q - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}
  y - an uncursed scroll of enchant armor {0}
  z - a blessed finalized scroll of regular material {0}
  J - a blessed scroll of enchant armor {0}
  U - a cursed finalized scroll of enchant armor {0}
  V - an uncursed finalized scroll of genocide {0}
  X - an uncursed scroll of earth {0}
  Z - an uncursed finalized scroll of earth {0}
  Spellbooks
  # - an uncursed finalized spellbook of mimicry (0:2) {0}
  h - a blessed finalized spellbook of acid sphere (0:0) {0}
  i - a blessed spellbook of acid stream (0:-1) {0}
  u - an uncursed finalized spellbook of invisibility (0:3) {0}
  v - an uncursed spellbook of magic bolt (0:3) {0}
  G - an uncursed spellbook of searching (0:0) {0}
  S - an uncursed spellbook of add spell memory (0:1) {0}
  Potions
  c - an uncursed potion of vampire blood {0}
  d - a blessed finalized potion of booze {0}
  s - an uncursed potion of invisibility {0}
  H - a blessed potion of clairvoyance {0}
  I - a blessed potion of monster detection {0}
  Y - a cursed potion of blindness {0}
  Rings
  g - an uncursed ring of poison resistance {0}
  n - a cursed ring of levitation {0}
  R - an uncursed -1 ring of increase accuracy {0}
  W - a blessed +1 ring of gain wisdom {0}
  Wands
  # - an uncursed wand of enlightenment (0:7) {0}
  f - an uncursed wand of acid (0:1) {0}
  r - an uncursed wand of identify (0:3) {0}
  A - an uncursed wand of magic missile (0:8) {0}
  L - a blessed wand of striking (0:5) {0}
  N - an uncursed wand of sleep (0:8) {0}
  P - an uncursed wand of digging (0:1) {0}
  Tools
  K - a cursed secret key {0}
  Gems
  F - a blessed +6 sling ammo

Final attributes
  You were stridently aligned
  Your alignment was  8
  Your max alignment was  26
  You carried  5 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: flying
  You could not have this property intrinsically: magical breathing
  You could not have the double effect of this property: hallu party
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 280
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 146
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 72% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 98% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 96%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 75%
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: divination spells
  The following skill could not be trained at all: crossbow
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: elemental spells
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: chaos spells
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: healing spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: trident
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: riding
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: attack spells (turn 25817)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: venom
  Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 107
  Number of artifacts generated was  4
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  6
  Your hairstyle was 'headwind' and your beard type is 'bristle cutlets'
  Your current martial arts style was 'brawling'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 10277 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 11
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 133412
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 611005
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 38363
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1066975
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was arachnid or centipede
  The monster species that spawned more often: gunfish (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cubiform shutoff (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: registrar imposingly (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sausage pressor (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Mare (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: estate fruiting (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Windows 8 (Smartphone Edition) (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dangerous granny (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sinister sentry (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unworked archetypic (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rockery late (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stroking whip lady (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: psion (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stag god (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gokiburi (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Cybrack the Crucifier (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sooty patch (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: procreativity toxic (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: transformer (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cub (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you lazy (freq bonus 5)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks time you (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that use nemesis dialogue (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: bot monsters (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks mirror yours (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: jumping corpse fish
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: acid tschelli
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hatched potholder
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ant sergeant
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: beginner horror
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: temp turret
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cura spider
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: chestburster
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: miasma elemental
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: deserved irrupting
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: imp or minor demon
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tech loss stone (Gems)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: time stop (Spellbooks)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: water dragon scale shield (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cudsword (Weapons)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: costly failure helmet (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: plasteel boots (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wind (Spellbooks)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of x (Amulets)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mummy wrapping (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: teleportation (Scrolls, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: free action (Rings, freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: name (Scrolls, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nether mist (Spellbooks, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Elise hippie heels (Armor, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of magic resistance (Amulets, freq bonus 26)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: novice hammer (Weapons, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: copper plate mail (Armor, freq bonus 22)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: random speed (Spellbooks, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of prosperity (Implants, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: airhead cap (Armor, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruby dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy laser ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of spell resistance (Armor, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ambush qatar (Weapons, freq bonus 45)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice box (Tools, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soft chastity belt (Tools, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: consecration (Scrolls, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: loot chest (Tools, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: marble (Gems, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 90)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fluckering boots (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: anti-drop (Rings)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bikini (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of automatic shutdown (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: machine trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: death trap (freq bonus 5)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 645 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86
  Traps were extra hard to find 11% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 5591
  Strength training was 43
  Dexterity training was 33
  Wisdom training was 17
  Constitution training was 31
  Your sanity was 0
  Current weather was overcast
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were acid resistant
  You had the following problem: Your spells became brown. (91)
  You had 1 points of BUC expertise
  You had 3 points of enchantment expertise
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had 1934 points of nutrition remaining
  You could jump
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of The Lord of the Pit, Goldblight of the Flame and Warpfire Hellspawn
  Your deity was Goldblight of the Flame
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.
  You played for 1:16:08 hours (this value may or may not be correct)
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead  (2nd time!)

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level  Pw   Category  Fail  Memory
  a - acid sphere          1 +   5     matter    0%  477%
  b - acid stream          4 +  20     matter    0%  418%
  c - invisibility         4 +  20       body   90%   97%
  d - magic bolt           1 +   5     attack    3%  106%
  e - searching            2 +  10     divine    7%   97%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  reinforce memory      8X     LIMIT(0)
  dazzle                8 R    LIMIT(0)
      appraisal             8 R    LIMIT(251)
  panic digging         8 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door            8 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity          8 R    LIMIT(0)
  buc test              8 R    LIMIT(0)
  draw blood            8 R    LIMIT(0)
  power surge           6X     LIMIT(0)
  draw energy           4X     LIMIT(0)
  sigil of control      2X     LIMIT(0)
  disarm                1  O   LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
    amulet versus poison (azure)
    amulet of change (dragon tooth)
  Weapons
    quarterstaff (staff)
  Armor
    jumping boots (golden shoes)
    robe (red robe)
    regular gloves (copper gloves)
  Scrolls
    scroll of teleportation (LOL WHY DONT PLAYERS LIKE CYAN AS NEW COLOR FOR MIND FLAYERS)
    scroll of healing (NUMB ENEMY BY LICKING CIRCLE)
    scroll of mana (BASH EM EXTENDED ALL DAY WHACKAMOLE TOURNAMENT)
    scroll of phase door (WHAT IF FRED IS ACTUALLY GRILL)
    scroll of standard id (NIE MOGE DLUZEJ TRZYMAC WKROTCE)
    scroll of cure (THERE ARE MORE BUGS)
    scroll of heal other (AWAY KRATSCHED)
  * scroll of extra healing (DZIEWCZYNKA ZAMOCZENIA)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (THE SLEX ELDER PRIEST IS EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE DNETHACK ONE)
    scroll of enchant armor (2018 GERMAN SAUSAGES GOT OFFSERVED BY THE KIMCHIS)
    scroll of resurrection (SHANKING DOES NOT GET RID OF A PRIME CURSED CRYLOCK RING)
    scroll of enchant weapon (DEHARK A SONE BHELL)
    scroll of food detection (SLEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS 2026)
    scroll of identify (YOU HAVE BEEN VIOLATED)
    scroll of clouds (ASI SISAL DE WA PICANINNY)
    scroll of regular material (WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT MADE ON DRUGS)
    scroll of genocide (IBFALABLO)
    scroll of earth (WINDOWS 10 SHOULD BE RENAMED TO WINDOWS DOESNTWORK)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of acid sphere (ice-runed)
    spellbook of acid stream (wounded)
    spellbook of invisibility (raised)
    spellbook of magic bolt (loathsome)
    spellbook of searching (discharged)
    spellbook of mimicry (fatal)
    spellbook of add spell memory (feather-patterned)
  Potions
    potion of vampire blood (blood-red)
    potion of booze (nectar)
    potion called shtun (mulberry)
    potion called seeck (bitter)
    potion of extra healing (turquoise)
    potion of invisibility (baloon flower)
    potion of clairvoyance (carcinogenic)
    potion of monster detection (lavender)
    potion of blindness (hallowed)
  Rings
    ring of poison resistance (chanty)
    ring of levitation (spikard)
    ring of increase accuracy (promise)
    ring of gain wisdom (scarab)
  Wands
    wand of acid (bamboo)
    wand of magic missile (landfill)
    wand of digging (shivering)
    wand of enlightenment (dogwood)
    wand of identify (fleececube)
    wand of striking (cocky)
    wand of sleep (nicked)
  Gems
    sling ammo (gray)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * physio venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 11
  Level 1:
  Level 2:
  Level 3:
  Level 4:
  Level 5: [mall]
  Level 6:
  Level 7: [levgn]
  Level 8:
  Level 9: [oracle]
  Level 10: <- You are here
  Level 11:
  Sokoban: levels 5 to 8
  Level 7: [soko3]
  Level 8: [soko4]

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 16 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 20 times
  You eaten meat 20 times
  You have communicated with the gods 3 times
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 158 times
  You killed 126 monsters
  You read items or engraved 29 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You changed form 2 times
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 1 time
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 1 potion
  You zapped wands 2 times
  You read scrolls 14 times
  You read spellbooks 8 times
  You successfully cast spells 26 times
  You failed to cast a spell 7 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 1 time
  You teleported 3 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -5
  You had a maximum alignment of 19
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 9 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 1 time
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 2 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 32 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 4 times
  You got poisoned 2 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 1 time
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 1 time
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 6 times
  You fumbled 2 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 1 time
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You interacted with a well 0 times
  You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 1 critical hit
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 40 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 2 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 4 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 1 time
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 1 time
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 1 time
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new vamgoyle 1 time
  You allowed 7 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 2 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 1 time
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 2 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks
  You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing
  You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times
  You obtained 0 trophies
  You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times
  You angered the women 0 times
  You failed to dance properly 0 times
  You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times
  You were annoyed by Verena 0 times
  You visited the public toilet 0 times
  You were forced to step into shit 0 times
  You were prevented from attacking women 0 times
  You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times
  You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times
  You were bundled by Friederike 0 times
  You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times
  You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times
  You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times
  You escaped past messages 19 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly)
  You used the cheater prayer 0 times

Your skills at the end (16 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    general combat         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (15 of 20)
    body armor             [Basic] (max Expert) (23 of 160)
    devices                [Basic] (max Expert) (45 of 160)
    memorization           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (15 of 20)
    two-weapon combat      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding                 [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger                 [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    pick-axe               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    broadsword             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle                 [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace                   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer                 [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff           [Skilled] (max Expert) (178 of 540)
    polearms               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart                   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    venom                  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip                   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20)
    healing spells         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    enchantment spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    protection spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (8 of 20)
    elemental spells       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    matter spells          [Basic] (max Master) (101 of 160)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
    type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield                 [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed weapons     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (52 of 500)
    polymorphing           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (17 of 500)
    searching              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (9 of 500)
    spirituality           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    petkeeping             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (25 of 500)
    missile weapons        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    techniques             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    weight lifting         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    type 2: cone heels     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    type 3: block heels    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    type 4: wedge heels    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    club                   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw                   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boulder-throwing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye Lorskel the Acid Mage...