Kryptos, chaotic male asgardish Zyborg ### ##--------- #,# #,........| ---- ----.--###########,|.......| |..$ |......,,,,,,,,,,,,#....#..| ##---..--- ######----------- |.#.%.|#########,,,|.......| #,-......| ##,,,,,-.........| |.....|#----- ##,,|....#--- #,|......| ##,,####|.........| |......,|...| #,,`-.---- #,-(-..--- #,,#####|......{..| ##----.--,....| #,##,,,,,#######,# |...# #,##,%,,%.........|### #,,,,,,###|...| #,###,,,,,,,,,,,,##-.--# #,##,###--......##...# ---.--#### -|-|-###,,,,,-|-----+--,#,,,# #,##@# |...........# |....| #,#,,,,,,,###|.....%...,,,,#########,##,# -----.....#.# ---....---#####,######,# |..(.....|,#,,###,,,,,,,##,# #..##...# |....{....,,,,,,,,,,,#,# |....<....,,,,,,,,########,# #......## |........|######--.---,# ----------#----.--------,,,# #......# ---....--- |....|,# |............,### #......## |...%| |.....`# |...........|## ###.....# ------ |%...|# |...........| #.....#.# |....| ------------- #......## ------ ##......# ######## [Kryptos the Artificial Stupidity] St9 Dx12 Co13 In9 Wi9 Ch11 ZybAsgMalCha Dlvl:1 $20 HP62(62) Pw54(54) AC-2 Exp5 T986 Wea Latest messages What do you want to read? [efh-jmt-v or ?*] You don't have that object. What do you want to read? [efh-jmt-v or ?*] Never mind. What do you want to read? [efh-jmt-v or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. You feel healthier! What do you want to read? [efh-jmt-v or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. This is a standard identify scroll. n - an uncursed amulet of ESP (being worn) {0}. What do you want to read? [efh-jmt-v or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. You feel full of mystic power! What do you want to read? [efh-jmt-v or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. This is a standard identify scroll. v - a cursed burnt ring of hunger (on left hand) {0}. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Amulets n - an uncursed amulet of ESP (being worn) {0} Weapons k - a blessed +0 aklys (weapon in hand) {7} Armor a - an uncursed +1 plate mail (being worn) {200} Scrolls e - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} f - 3 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} i - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} j - an uncursed very burnt thoroughly rotted scroll of heal other {0} t - a blessed scroll of blank paper {0} Spellbooks m - an uncursed finalized spellbook of blank paper (0:2) {0} Potions o - an uncursed finalized potion of gain energy {0} Rings u - a blessed +3 ring of adornment (on right hand) {0} v - a cursed burnt ring of hunger (on left hand) {0} Wands d - an uncursed wand of solar beam (0:2) {0} p - an uncursed wand of digging (0:6) {0} q - an uncursed wand of locking (0:1) {0} Tools b - an uncursed +1 green lightsaber (1024) (alternate weapon; not wielded) {24} c - 20 uncursed diodes {0} w - a cursed magic lamp {0} Gems l - 10 blessed +3 rocks {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 12 Your max alignment was 12 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: stun resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: hallu party Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 103 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 19 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 26 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 47 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 89% Potion drop chance was reduced to 96% Armor drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 80% Shop item generation was reduced to 99% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: trident The following skill could not be trained at all: paddle The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: divination spells Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 3% Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 84231 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 132308 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 2897007 The monster class that cannot be genocided was elemental The monster species that spawned more often: victualled convecting godhood wiener shaveable (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: free heart guy (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: pitch-covered ogre (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: stupider one (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: ichthyosaur (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bloody lawyer (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: blind trove (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: sow-stupid father that is really batshit crazy (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: small permamimic (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: reassorted profound availability reexpressed archangel (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: yuki-onna (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: red dragom (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: prickly urchin (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: god crasher (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: special warp patch (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: chemical force fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: circumlunar superfluity (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: elite four (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: clothed water people (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: remembered ufo part (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do random things (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wail (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make boss taunts (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with bleedout attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: outbirth of ugliness The monster species that never randomly spawned: sylph zombie The monster species that never randomly spawned: barb mushroom The monster species that never randomly spawned: saschen The monster species that never randomly spawned: viportex The monster species that never randomly spawned: fetish blowdart The monster species that never randomly spawned: aokabi The monster species that never randomly spawned: klock hobbit The monster species that never randomly spawned: blinking draconian The monster species that never randomly spawned: heqet The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: apple ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: three-point-seven protection (variantish) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet versus poison (pyramidal) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow dragon scale shield (yellow dragonhide shield, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sentou ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: devil star ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic control (projector, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of polymorph control (transformer, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acquirement (THE RESULT IS THE FRUIT, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ulch helmet (filtered helmet, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nano suit ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of blitzen (trump, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: high-heeled skiers (buffalo boots, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grappling hook (iron hook, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of real screwery (mech-tech, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: statcrease stone (gray, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scale shield (orange dragonhide shield, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fish scale mail ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vault cloak (geek cloak, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trap creation (weird, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow sweets ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: electric cigarette ((null), freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: uncalled stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: intrinsic loss (hardened) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: two-handed flail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: magic lamp (lamp) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: autodestruct de vice boots (explosive boots) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: oilskin cloak (slippery cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: muteness stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Natalje block heel sandals (golden delicately filigreed stilettos) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: drain trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: elemental portal (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 55 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 50 Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3674 Strength training was 19 Dexterity training was 3 Wisdom training was 6 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 26 You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (1) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having stun resistance (0) You hungered rapidly You were telepathic You had 7 points of nutrition remaining You were adorned You had teleport control You were lucky (1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Andromorph, Technix and Mechatron Your deity was Mechatron The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.2 (8219870f) - last build Thu Aug 12 04:05:51 2021. You could not have safely prayed (611) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - sleep 2 + enchant 90% 92% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 5 R Prepared(0) panic digging 5 R Prepared(0) phase door 5 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 5 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of ESP (red-moon) Weapons aklys (thonged club) Scrolls scroll of healing (IF YOUR NAME IS LORSKEL YOU WILL PLAY V165E) scroll of mana (THE ELDER PRIEST TENTACLES TO TENTACLE YOU) scroll of phase door (I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD) scroll of standard id (DOUBTFUL BRUSH BUNDLE) scroll of cure (OTDR CRASHES AND ERASES YOUR SAVEGAME) scroll of heal other (MUQIN BENDAN XI WO DE JIBA) * scroll of extra healing (AN OLD CHILD WITH A YOUNG GRANDPA) * scroll of greater mana restoration (KLOCK DOCK KAPOW) scroll of blank paper (unlabeled) Spellbooks spellbook of sleep (red and white) spellbook of blank paper (plain) Potions potion of gain energy (subclinical) Rings ring of adornment (foam) ring of hunger (silk) Wands wand of solar beam (irregular) wand of digging (spongy) wand of locking (newfound) Tools green lightsaber (lightsaber) diode (two-wired thing) magic lamp (lamp) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You were a vegetarian You eaten 1 time You eaten food with animal by-products 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 4 times You killed 43 monsters You read items or engraved 11 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 9 times You read spellbooks 1 time You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 4 times You teleported 2 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 1 pet You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 12 You had a maximum sanity of 27 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 3 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new asgardian 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times Your skills at the end (11 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (25 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (30 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Grand Master) (70 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye Kryptos the Zyborg...