David, chaotic male undefined Butt Lover --- ----- ------ --.| |........... --..| |...........| ###--..-- |...........| #,#|..-- |...........| #,,|..| ------.----- ##,,..| |.| ##,..-- --- --.- --- #|...-----------.------#----...----#####|... ---.,,^..............%,,.........,,,,,,.... ----............%..|#|.........|#####|... ----------.------ ----- ---| |... ...| ### --..-- --.-- |)-- ..[|##,#|......|-...| #,# ...-#,,,,......-....| --|-- ..@F-###|......|--.-- |<..| |... --..-- |.| |...| -.. ---- --.| --..^-- --%.-----.....--- |....-..........| --..---...%.....| [David the Farting Gas Inhaler] St14 Dx21 Co7 In4 Wi10 Ch7 ButUndMalCha+Jocf S12903 Dlvl:5 $0 HP-2(57) Pw34(54) AC-9 MC3 Mov12 Sn54 Xp9/2875 Wt187/1590 T2832 Numb Hallu Latest messages [-5 -> 37] The arabesque woodwork touches you! [-1 -> 36] You feel numbed! Can't do! [-11 -> 25] Your small shield deflects the humans do not aegere you's attack. The bank robber misses. The augusta bendee uses a depraved gaze! The modron secundus misses. # What do you want to wield? [- aks or ?*] s - a flail (weapon in hand). The rocking-horse-fly misses. The the Chupacabra stings you! [-12 -> 14] The sharp teeth platypus touches you! You feel weak! You lose Strength You die... Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (y) Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 8 Your max alignment was 29 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: half spell damage You could not have this property intrinsically: half physical damage Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 58 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 88% chance Book drop chance was reduced to 91% Scroll drop chance was reduced to 80% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 94% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 99% Food drop chance was reduced to 89% Shop item generation was reduced to 86% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 85% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 90% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: form V (Djem So) The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: memorization The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: elemental spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: matter spells The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: gun control Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 4 Monster spawn increase started at turn 33078 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 121393 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 1243436 The monster class that cannot be genocided was jabberwock The monster species that spawned more often: tachoter (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: lakier voguish (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: sprigling (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: hole mold (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: purple missingno (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: storing irascibility unfairer wha (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: memo growth (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: enrollment zodiac (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: slow warp patch (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Teddy Ruxpin (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: unknown turret (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: fancy spore (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: gangster (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: Grey Elberether (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: barghest (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: heap of shit (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: siege door (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: identified emplane (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: amorphous warp patch (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: roommate's almost lover (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with big fat head spikes (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks push you back (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have touch attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks frenzy you (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: streptococci autonomy The monster species that never randomly spawned: sleepy lady The monster species that never randomly spawned: tranes The monster species that never randomly spawned: white fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: obscener repackage The monster species that never randomly spawned: Hailbush The monster species that never randomly spawned: kidnapee jota The monster species that never randomly spawned: wild sheep The monster species that never randomly spawned: kappa warrior The monster species that never randomly spawned: Mordor marshal The monster class that always generated with extra speed: wraith The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: anti-teleportation (ruled) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elm street stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inka leash (leash) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: grayout cloak (bleached cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure sickness (indigo) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: disintegration (stable) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pile bunker ((null), freq bonus 349) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 46) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy antidote ball ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of elusion (dense, freq bonus 39) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: full healing (black, freq bonus 43) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: allpicking gloves (flower gloves, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unstable stethoscope ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: credit card ((null), freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sleep (runed, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice beam (chilly, freq bonus 102) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anticall cloak (cursed called cloak, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: interruption stone (gray, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of traveling (argent, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil patch stone (gray, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quaversal stone (gray, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of power (orange robe, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny uniform (red leather armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: entire level stone (gray, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: regeneration (moonstone, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blood dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 50) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: urine (pewet) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: black spell trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: tempohunger trap (freq bonus 9) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 882 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 92 Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3002 Strength training was 41 Dexterity training was 7 Wisdom training was 18 Constitution training was 22 Your sanity was 54 You had 1000 alla remaining Your protection was reduced by 1 You were fire resistant You were hallucinating (13) You were numbed (21) You had the following problem: If you lifesave, you have to give the correct answer or you die anyway. (0) You were possessed by the ghost of Lou. (0) You had 5 points of BUC expertise You had 1 points of enchantment expertise You had 3 points of weapon enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet Your chance to block was 13% You had 2194 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You were protected Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Meridia, Wernher von Braun and Lady Gaga Your deity was Huhetotl The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - jumping 1 + body 53% 110% b - enlighten 4 + body 90% 82% c - detect treasure 4 + divine 90% 99% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 9 R Reloading(994) panic digging 9 R Not Ready(4304) phase door 9 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 9 R Not Ready(1798) Discoveries Weapons windmill blade (giant throwing star) Armor cloak of peace (gravity cloak) cloak of protection (funeral shroud) Scrolls scroll of healing (UUM MAAMA MIA) scroll of mana (GICCC) scroll of phase door (THANNOUITA KERTOMENOU PAKERBAO KRAMMASIRAT) scroll of standard id (HEALHEALHEALHEAL) scroll of cure (OINKOINKOIIIIIIIIIINK I CAN NAME A SILVER BALL THAT IS OP) scroll of heal other (WASH MY PAST AWAY) * scroll of extra healing (FIRE BREATHING GRAY DRAGON) * scroll of greater mana restoration (FEELING MARKSMAN AMYLEIN) scroll of undo genocide (YKEN PACK) scroll of identify (NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI) scroll of teleportation (IMB AXES MUMMIES) scroll of remove curse (LAST AUX SPROING) Spellbooks spellbook of jumping (pratchwood) spellbook of enlighten (large) spellbook of detect treasure (forgotten) Potions potion of object detection (microbiotic) Wands wand of light (soviet) wand called terminal slow (terminal) wand called seems to be drain (junk) wand of fear (shaped) wand of enlightenment (interplanar) Tools bag called somesack wooden container called chest wooden box called box candle called nonmagical candle called alsonotmagic Gems pink gem called pinkglass? yellowish brown gem called yelbrownjunk orange gem called orangejunk Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 5 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: [mazes] Level 4: Level 5: [levgn] <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 22 times You eaten food with animal by-products 19 times You eaten meat 17 times You have communicated with the gods 12 times You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 206 times You killed 137 monsters You read items or engraved 28 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 26 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 1 potion You zapped wands 3 times You read scrolls 5 times You read spellbooks 3 times You successfully cast spells 6 times You failed to cast a spell 6 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 8 times You phase doored 2 times You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 27 You had a maximum sanity of 54 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 6 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 17 times You heard farting noises 6 times You heard crapping noises 1 time You listened to conversion sermon 2 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 3 times You got your nuts kicked 1 time You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 2 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 1 critical hit You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 8 wall tiles You untrapped 2 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 1 potion You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 2 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 11 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 1 time You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new undefined 0 times You allowed 2 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 1 time You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (17 slots left) Fighting Skills shield [Basic] (max Expert) (32 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (37 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (34 of 160) searching [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (13 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) two-weapon combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills club [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) flail [Basic] (max Legendary) (46 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (10 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (20 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (34 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (19 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (5 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (60 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (119 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye David the Butt Lover...