Maria, chaotic female skeleton Goff -------- Z |....Z. #Z# |.;.ZEZ.ZZ@ZZ |..}.E ### --$--- #,,,# ----%-------- |..........<| |.....$.....| |.$......$.$| ------------- [Maria the Fanfic Reader] St18 Dx17 Co14 In4 Wi7 Ch5 GofSkeFemCha+HVLJ S208 Dlvl:1 $60 HP-2(15) Pw9(9) AC5 MC0 Mov9 Sn4 Xp1/37 Wt2/1740 T59 Latest messages The stunted zombieman misses. The stunted zombieman hits you! The attack doesn't seem to harm you. [-0 -> 6] The stunted zombieman hits you! [-4 -> 2] Warning: HP low! The stunted zombieman hits you! Goff is about to die. [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! The stunted zombieman misses. (2x) In what direction? [47896321><] You kick the stunted zombieman. The stunted zombieman hits you! The attack doesn't seem to harm you. [-0 -> 1] Warning: HP low! The stunted zombieman hits you! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - 87 i-uncursed +0 pulyas (in quiver) {2} Scrolls f - a ? uncursed scroll of lecheniye {0} Potions b - a * uncursed finalized potion of kislota {0} c - a * blessed stainless potion of kislota {0} Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 5 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: numbopathy You could not have the double effect of this property: peacevision Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 170 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 16 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 30 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 16 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 145 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 96% Wand drop chance was reduced to 86% Armor drop chance was reduced to 91% Tool drop chance was reduced to 89% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 94% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: attack spells The following skill could not be trained at all: crossbow The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: enchantment spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: general combat The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: squeaking (turn 30) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: broadsword (turn 144) The following skill became untrainable after a while: crossbow (turn 17901) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Monster spawn increase started at turn 63991 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 247339 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 831720 The monster class that cannot be genocided was troll The monster species that spawned more often: animadversion trustability (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: spherical bulb (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: off-shitter (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: vampire bunny (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: picture thief (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: covetous hill orc (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: theme ox (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: heckled sultriest (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: Quaker, Master of Earth (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: sted unicorn (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hungry fungus (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: bubbler duller deductible entombed (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: intervention sphere (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Tien-Shin Akuma (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: kakuna (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: disenchant invincible (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: scone giant (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: RNG fish (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Shy Laura's lovely combat boot (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: EQ Kleever (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have lash attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks slow you (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monster pants (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 7 (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with levitation attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: silent monsters (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: paradisic nymph The monster species that never randomly spawned: special spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: leprechaun lockdown-ignorer The monster species that never randomly spawned: hidden trove The monster species that never randomly spawned: real mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: slow shadow sword The monster species that never randomly spawned: gnome watcher The monster species that never randomly spawned: owlblin The monster species that never randomly spawned: large cockroach The monster species that never randomly spawned: sexy butt The monster class that always generated with extra speed: gremlin Items generated only 1 time in 4 The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish ring mail (syroy kol'tso pochta) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: field helm (zheltyy shlem, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of specialty (korichnevyy khalat, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sexy leather pump ((null), freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rose whip ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny uniform (krasnyy kozhanyy dospekh, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: coffee (laurel, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: field helm (zheltyy shlem, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stygian pike ((null), freq bonus 52) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: destruction stone (gray, freq bonus 46) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leadbar ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny uniform (krasnyy kozhanyy dospekh, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: symmetry (SENIL LELLARAP, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: The Nemean Lion hide ((null), freq bonus 53) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: starlightstone (gray, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ornate mace ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: good night (wish parser, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tin whistle (svistok, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: straw hat ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: arrow ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of amnesia (sumasshedshiy shlem) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of total nonsense (nonsense) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sack (sumka) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: zoom shot crossbow ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of anthrax (chestnut) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: more helmet (men'she shlem) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: stat decrease trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: bad part trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 101 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 36 Traps were extra hard to find 11% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 592 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 4 You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You were sleep resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You were immune to sickness You were immune to petrification You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had infravision You had 2241 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had diminished bleeding Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of B'loody Mary, Ebony Dark'ness and Darth Valer Your deity was Darth Valer The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could have safely prayed (239) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status draw blood 1X LIMIT(0) calm steed 1X LIMIT(0) dazzle 1X LIMIT(0) turn undead 1X LIMIT(0) create ammo 1X LIMIT(0) attire charm 1X LIMIT(0) blood ritual 1X LIMIT(0) appraisal 1 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 1 R LIMIT(0) phase door 1 R LIMIT(625) invoke deity 1 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of likhoimtsy preduprezhdeniye (disc) Armor khippi kabluki (krasnyy nad kolenyami) Scrolls scroll of istseleniye (BINAURAL BEATS BY DRE) scroll of volshebnaya sila (CORONATION CULMINATION) scroll of faza dver' (ECHA ECHETATE) scroll of identifikatsiya odin punkt (GOLDUCK EXPERIENCE REQUIEM) scroll of lecheniye (EVERY DEV SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE A VARIANT THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD) scroll of lechit' drugikh (NO WONDERLAND QUOTE BUT ILL SMASH YOUR FINGERS) Potions potion of kislota (palmarosa) potion of krov' vampira (blood-red) potion of krov' (blood-red) potion of istseleniye (laurel) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 ants (1 created) 0 little dogs (1 created) 0 overclockeds (1 created) 0 newly aircurrenters (1 created) 0 inept nymphs (1 created) 0 shardashes (1 created) a beginner elemental 0 crawling elementals (1 created) a damsel (2 created) an emu a red spore a stroke gnome 0 mininagas (1 created) 0 new butts (2 created) 0 rumble butts (1 created) 0 synthesize punditics (1 created) 0 kobold zombies (1 created) 0 stunted zombiemen (15 created) a regular human an insane survivor a hallucinating survivor a sad survivor 2 holographic survivors a sailor a beginner a maia a poisoner 0 squeak babes (7 created) an underpaid nurse 0 spacewars fighters (1 created) 0 superjedis (1 created) 0 critically injured thieves (1 created) 0 Gunnhild's General Stores (1 created) 0 aligned priests (1 created) 0 turto fish (2 created) 0 wet hatas (1 created) 0 perfume dispensers (1 created) 61 creatures born. 16 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You eaten food with animal by-products 1 time You eaten meat 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 5 monsters You read items or engraved 2 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 1 potion You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 1 time You phase doored 1 time You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 4 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 22 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 4 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new skeleton 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 1 time You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (24 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (5 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Proshchay, neudachnik Maria the Goff... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 202 points, and 60 pieces of gold, after 59 moves. Killer: a monster (stunted zombieman) You were level 1 with a maximum of 15 hit points when you died. You reached the 147th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 4365356 Wilbrew II-Rog-Dwa-Mal-Cha died in Illusory Castle on level 67. Killed by a monster (the motherfucker glass golem), while being levelported. - [393] 2 540115 dolores-Fox-Ang-Fem-Cha died in The Sunless Sea on level 34. Killed by a monster (floatspirit), while sleeping. - [233] 3 286356 Lienna LIV-Mah-May-Fem-Cha died in Deep Mines on level 23. Killed by an inka amulet. - [130] 4 204373 tkirkby-Poi-Alc-Fem-Cha died in Space Base on level 43 [max 46]. Killed by a monster (Tautro). - [135] 5 183144 MaxLunar-Ass-Esp-Mal-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 9 [max 13]. Killed by a monster (hostile character). - [134] 6 162220 Lienna LVI-Mah-May-Fem-Cha died in The Gnomish Mines on level 7 [max 11]. Killed by a monster (vrock). - [125] 7 157309 MaxLunar-Ass-Esp-Fem-Neu died in Pool Challenge on level 3 [max 12]. Killed by a monster (priest of Moloch), while paralyzed by a monster spell. - [119] 8 120434 Karnial-Mah-May-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 4 [max 12]. Killed by a monster (disgusting alien), while praying unsuccessfully. - [120] 9 119883 Lienna LI-Mah-May-Fem-Cha died in Digdug Challenge on level 9. Killed by a monster (great wyrm of power). - [120] 10 106700 Wildbrew I-Rog-Dwa-Mal-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 6 [max 11]. Killed by a monster (watch captain), while praying unsuccessfully. - [139] 145 206 tkirkby-Poi-Ang-Fem-Neu died in The Gnomish Mines on level 3. Killed by a monster (human mummy). - [19] 146 205 tkirkby-Tha-Red-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. Killed by a monster (EQ Lieutenant). - [13] *147 202 Maria-Gof-Ske-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by a monster (stunted zombieman). - [15] 148 200 Branyolo-Bar-Dev-Fem-Law quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 3. 41 [41] 149 192 tkirkby-Occ-Alc-Fem-Cha escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 19 [22]