EwigKaiwelo, lawful female illithid Butt Lover ---------------- |..............| |.......#......| |...........##.| ########## |...#..........| ##,,,,,,,,# |...}...#......|##,,####--|-- ---------.-|--|-#,,## -...| #,#,##,,,,## |...| ##,#,####### |..(| ##,,,,# |...| ,,###,,#,## ----- ,,%@,,,#,# ###,##-.-.-------- #,# |..........| #,# |....<.....| #,##|..........| #,,,...........| ####|........... ------------ [EwigKaiwe the Stroking Hands] St10 Dx17 Co6 In7 Wi11 Ch7 ButIllFemLaw S63 Dlvl:1 $7 HP-2(16) Pw14(14) AC3 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp2/14 Wt23/1020 T135 Latest messages What do you want to read? [e-j or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. This is a standard identify scroll. k - a cursed -3 elven leather helm {2}. You miss the newborn rub monster. Your tentacles suck the newborn rub monster. You kill the newborn rub monster! You see here a whizzing wand {0}. Pick an object. G a gnome (sub-gnome) (base level 0) (female) Accessing Pokedex entry for sub-gnome... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 0, difficulty = 1, AC = 10, magic resistance = 4, alignment 0. Very slow (6). Normal generation, with frequency 10. No resistances. No conveyed resistances. Genocidable, carnivorous, herbivorous. Has infravision. Can be seen with infravision. Is a valid polymorph form. Attacks: 1d5, uses weapon - ordinary physical # Talk to whom? (in what direction) The sub-gnome grunts. l - a whizzing wand {0}. What do you want to zap? [l or ?*] In what direction? [47896321><] The sub-gnome is caught in the fireball! You kill the sub-gnome! Welcome to experience level 2. You are caught in the fireball! Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12} Armor b - the cursed +0 T-shirt with text "I plan to go to Astral" named Morrenbane (being worn) {2} c - an uncursed +0 Hawaiian shorts (being worn) {5} d - an uncursed +0 pair of sneakers (being worn) {2} k - a cursed -3 elven leather helm {2} Scrolls e - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} f - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} g - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} h - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0} i - an invisible uncursed scroll of cure {0} j - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Wands l - a cursed wand of fireball (0:2) {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 11 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: speed Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 18 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 161 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 70% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 3% Ring drop chance was reduced to 81% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 97% Tool drop chance was reduced to 93% Food drop chance was reduced to 90% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: matter spells The following skill could not be trained at all: elemental spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: sexy flats The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: scimitar The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: sling The following skill became untrainable after a while: memorization (turn 19572) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'clean cut' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5134 turns ago Your areola diameter was 22 Monster spawn increase started at turn 80923 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 503587 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3308 Your limit for ascension was at turn 472566 The monster class that cannot be genocided was Keystone Kop The monster species that spawned more often: lighter ogre (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: grab kommissioner (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: worrisomely brassish legalizing (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: strangulation undertone sufficer (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: bombsight hardheartedly cream overinsure constancy (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: disembark skiddiest (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bird zombie (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: sanguine stalk (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: morph beam mummy (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: bitter soul (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Fanny's brand-new sneaker (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: water force patch (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: crudest cowman (freq bonus 54) The monster species that spawned more often: novice quickling (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: bandersnatch boss (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: gynecologic rocked (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: animated dagger (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: killer room wight (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: takeaway vortex (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: reindexed arbour (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks curse your items (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks turn you to stone (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause Lethe waters to wash over you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause darkness (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that imitate (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Candelabrum of Invocation (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause nasty stuff to happen (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make orc sounds (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can turn you to slime when eaten (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are slithy (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: arteriole metabolized eatery The monster species that never randomly spawned: corona draconian The monster species that never randomly spawned: wangnin The monster species that never randomly spawned: sheeney peerage gargantuan The monster species that never randomly spawned: retsina glandularly The monster species that never randomly spawned: lol owned The monster species that never randomly spawned: mana worm The monster species that never randomly spawned: young evil dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: actual monster generator The monster species that never randomly spawned: glowing spore The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: disenchanting boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: speedwagon's hat (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bikini (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meteoric nunchiaku (Chains, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of escalation (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unfair stilettos (Armor, freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blindness (Potions, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain corruption (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Jil velcro shoes (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: healthstone (Gems, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield pate glasses (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect food (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: avalanche (Spellbooks, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wine (Potions, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish short sword (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: May-Britt's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mysterious boots (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: missing code (Scrolls, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimatter pistol bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: endure heat (Spellbooks, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of waterwalking (Amulets, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cubic star (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mattress sleeping (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: antisearch trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: melee prefix trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 850 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 82 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 715 Strength training was 3 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 11 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had 1 points of enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet You saw invisible You were telepathic You had infravision You had 1364 points of nutrition remaining You could fly Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Eveline, Elena and Marlen Your deity was Eveline The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Sun Dec 29 01:54:53 2024. You played for 0:25:02 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (47) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 2 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 2 R LIMIT(0) phase door 2 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 2 R LIMIT(0) buc test 2 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Armor Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) sneakers (turning shoes) elven leather helm (leather hat) Scrolls scroll of healing (I ONLY PLAY AA) scroll of mana (PISS ON MY CHIPS) scroll of phase door (MYS SKIN WITH ACID) scroll of standard id (EY REFLECT EFF INT) scroll of cure (GENE FFS) scroll of heal other (HOCUS POCUS) * scroll of extra healing (WHY DO YOU WEAR HIGH HEELS IN YELLOW LENG) * scroll of greater mana restoration (IUSTIO QUE PIS) Wands wand of fireball (whizzing) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 newly aircurrenters (1 created) a lichen a sub-gnome Jessica (0 times) a newborn rub monster 5 creatures born. 3 creatures vanquished. 1 boss born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time You killed 3 monsters You read items or engraved 2 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 1 time You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 11 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 1 time You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 1 time You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new illithid 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 1 time You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (22 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills club [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Basic] (max Legendary) (21 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) flail [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye EwigKaiwelo the Butt Lover... You burned in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 63 points, and 7 pieces of gold, after 135 moves. Killer: caught herself in her own fireball You were level 2 with a maximum of 16 hit points when you burned. You reached the 29th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 204308 Melanie-Pre-Nor-Fem-Law died in Green Cross on level 74. Killed by a monster (hedderjedi). - [133] 2 131612 Yasaman-Top-Bad-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 29. Killed by a monster (silver lady pump of Moloch). - [88] 3 109878 doublezmag-Arc-Hum-Mal-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 11 [max 13]. Killed by a monster (striped girl sneaker). - [134] 27 118 BSOD2-Fai-Mis-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. Killed by a monster (gargantuan beast). - [32] 28 101 cartwheel-Hea-Cen-Mal-Neu escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 29 [29] *29 63 EwigKaiwel-But-Ill-Fem-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Caught herself in her own fireball. - [16] 30 44 cartwheel-Hea-Cen-Mal-Neu escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 41 [41] 31 13 faaaa-Aci-Alc-Mal-Law escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 16 [16]