Ehalcodon, lawful male alien Pirate --------- |<......+ |....*..| |.......| -.------- #,# #,# #,+#### ##,,,@# ####Y# .. --..| .%| .| .| + [Ehalcodon the Landlubber] St12 Dx7 Co12 In6 Wi6 Ch7 PirAliMalLaw Dlvl:1 $136 HP11(11) Pw2(2) AC8 Exp1 T55 Latest messages Restoring save file... Ye return to level 1 in The Dungeons o' Doom. Ahoy Ehalcodon, the alien Pirate, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! Ye hanged up during yer last session! As an anti-cheat measure, ye're paralyzed for a few turns, and yer act o' hanging up be being tracked. Yer dumplog file will show how many times ye've hanged up. --Amy The moon be waxing tonight. Ye can move again. Ye might be trying to move with the number pad keys, which due to stupid default settings be currently deactivated. Press the 'y' key now if ye want to turn on the number pad so ye can actually move around! [yn] (n) Number pad activated! Ye should add the following line to yer configuration file: OPTIONS=number_pad:2 - that way, the number pad will be on by default, allowing ye to play properly. Count: 44 Count: 444 Count: 4446 Count: 32767 (2x) There be a wall in the way! (5x) Really quit? WARNING: this will erase yer game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 cutlass (weapon in hand) {16} b - 3 uncursed +1 chiveys (alternate weapon; not wielded) {6} c - an uncursed +0 shank {6} d - an uncursed +0 barking iron {8} e - 100 uncursed +0 pistol bullets (in quiver) {2} Armor f - the uncursed +0 monkey jacket named Blegh (being worn) {12} g - an uncursed +0 pair of high boots (being worn) {8} Comestibles h - 3 uncursed sea biscuits {0} i - 8 uncursed bananas {0} Scrolls o - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} p - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} q - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} r - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} s - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} t - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Potions j - an uncursed potion of rum {0} k - 2 uncursed finalized potions of rum {0} Tools l - an uncursed +0 grappling hook {12} m - an uncursed oilskin sack {5} Gems n - a cursed +0 loadstone The oilskin sack is empty. Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -9 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: discount action You could not have this property intrinsically: numbopathy You could not have the double effect of this property: peacevision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 51 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 65 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 9 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 90% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 31% Ring drop chance was reduced to 97% Wand drop chance was reduced to 97% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 82% Potion drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 90% Food drop chance was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 87% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: petkeeping The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: gun control The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: symbiosis (turn 6) The following skill became untrainable after a while: polymorphing (turn 37087) Sticky curses were more common by 21% Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 6% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 103 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'comb over' and your beard type is 'mephistopheles' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5054 turns ago Your areola diameter was 13 Monster spawn increase started at turn 141083 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 627020 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2543 Your limit for ascension was at turn 5824455 The monster class that cannot be genocided was zombie The monster species that spawned more often: giant garnet frog (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: spacelichen (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: four-wheel stone construct (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: gwawol (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bright white wort (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: coke type (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: red datafish (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: government flunkie (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: muser temblor (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: chick (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: ray turret (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: pious dad (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: volcanic vortex (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: lake clinched (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: tonic shifter (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: chromium angel (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: remodifying parboiled (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: crylem (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: scrubbier cannonading (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: dreamiest cadenced (freq bonus 20) The monster trait that was more common: monsters which petrify others on touch (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks act like cursed unicorn horns (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat stone (freq bonus 3) The monster species that never randomly spawned: magnetic mushroom The monster species that never randomly spawned: playful girl The monster species that never randomly spawned: palmy rake The monster species that never randomly spawned: special mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: kobold blaster The monster species that never randomly spawned: breathtaking gunfighter The monster species that never randomly spawned: disemboweled prebilling The monster species that never randomly spawned: interrupt roughhousing The monster species that never randomly spawned: hc invasor The monster species that never randomly spawned: moyatto ball The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mojibake gloves (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy coral ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cancellation (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of total nonsense (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: enhance breath (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of love (Implants, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: watermelon (Comestibles, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of climbing (Amulets, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sabrina's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alignment stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: garnet (Gems, freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pheonix staff (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pokelie stone (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Jolt Cola (Potions, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dwarvish mattock (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pistol pair (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: light (Scrolls, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: five-seven bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: message suppression stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mutation (Potions, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tunnels (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fog horn (Tools, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Marike's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavenly whip (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruby dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: possession identification (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tunnelization (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: antenna (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy compost ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: impact (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: leather peep-toes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: nasty stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inventory loss stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: stealer trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fumbling trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 56 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 48 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 547 Strength training was 1 Dexterity training was 1 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 2 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was rain You had 1000 alla remaining You were temporarily slower because you tried to hangup cheat (2) You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (1) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1440 points of nutrition remaining You could swim You were unlucky (-2) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of the Lord, the deep blue sea and the Devil Your deity was the Lord The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:10:15 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (811) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons cutlass (curved sword) Armor high boots (jackboots) * oilskin cloak (slippery cloak) Scrolls scroll of healing (FUCKAT QIELOM) scroll of mana (BUGNOSE) scroll of phase door (NADSIL SEETRURA) scroll of standard id (BADIDEAS XOMIDEAS DIESELTEAMIDEAS) scroll of cure (BLAZE THE 420 WEED CAT) scroll of heal other (SADLY I AM NOT THE TENDER KATHARINA) * scroll of extra healing (THE APOSTROPHE M USES A TOUCH OF DEATH) * scroll of greater mana restoration (DIEYARKONAN) Potions potion of rum (ice-cold) Tools * grappling hook (iron hook) * oilskin sack (bag) Gems loadstone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 hobbit gentlemen (1 created) a visor sewer rat 0 spore lichens (1 created) 0 monkeys (1 created) 0 slatas (1 created) 5 creatures born. 1 creature vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time You killed 1 monster You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -10 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new alien 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 4 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Legendary) (21 of 160) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Ehalcodon the Pirate... You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 4 points, and 136 pieces of gold, after 55 moves. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 11 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.