Branyolo, chaotic male devilish Noob Mode Barb -------------------- |.............^..... |.....I---I........| |...... ..%........ |... -....|...... |... |........... |..| |.---- --..- ----------- |... ----.| |... |....#.#.#|$ |.#..|....| |... ---- |..#.#.#.#|## |.........| $ |......| --.|.. |#...<...#%*. |.........| |..|...---..... |..#.....#|.. |.........| |.h.....|....... |..#..##..|.# ----#.|...-------......---.......|.. -----------.# |.........M......|...%[....... ....... |....|.......|......----....... ..#.... |#..+........ ...%.+| |..|.... |.. ... |.. ......| |.---..........#.. .....| |..|.............. ------------------ [Branyolo the Whiny Lamer] St8 Dx10 Co10 In3 Wi4 Ch4 NooDevMalCha+U Min:12 *0 HP26(241) Pw49(49) AC-3 Exp10 T2868 Sat Cnf Latest messages The troll mummy claws you! [-8 -> 43] Warning: HP low! The troll mummy claws you! [-10 -> 33] Warning: HP low! You hit the troll mummy! The troll mummy just misses! The troll mummy claws you! [-6 -> 27] Warning: HP low! The old red ghar thrusts his dagger. The old red ghar hits you! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-3 -> 24] Warning: HP low! Your little red hat blocks the troll mummy's attack. Your little red hat deflects the troll mummy's attack. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were piously aligned Your alignment was 25 Your max alignment was 27 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: clairvoyance You could not have this property intrinsically: shock resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: freezopathy Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 42 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 22 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 152 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 19 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 88% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 80% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 83% Ring drop chance was reduced to 59% Wand drop chance was reduced to 95% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 89% Potion drop chance was reduced to 93% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 97% Tool drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 75% Monster death drops spawned with only 89% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: healing spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: body spells The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: memorization (turn 26983) Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 11 Your hairstyle was 'brush cut' and your beard type is 'inn racquet' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 7867 turns ago Your areola diameter was 25 Monster spawn increase started at turn 18751 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 148319 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 64148 Your limit for ascension was at turn 501568 The monster class that cannot be genocided was human or elf The monster class that was spawned more often: dragon (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pale mold (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: underwear fighter (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: sideslip impanelling (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: running mashew (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: diam dallier greatest (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: zeta metroid (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: squirm managerially (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: memo mold (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: ossium animatum (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: timid theme lion (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: fruitier kickback tyrannizer (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: deep orc (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: prehistoric fish (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: cuke boeing (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: deviant gargoyle (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: microsecond ult (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: frank stone (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: waler capitalistic (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: hound of ordalos (freq bonus 66) The monster species that spawned more often: Bleys, Master of Manipulation (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are not a valid polymorph form (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cling to the ceiling (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always spawned peaceful (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that drain your score (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that buzz (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that spawn in large groups (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that love to collect gems (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 3 (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat meat (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: super-old guy The monster species that never randomly spawned: biretta virtuoso The monster species that never randomly spawned: gruffest precluded The monster species that never randomly spawned: white whale The monster species that never randomly spawned: reddish fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: componential franciscan The monster species that never randomly spawned: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The monster species that never randomly spawned: Kristin's soft sneaker The monster species that never randomly spawned: remunerator tactician marseillaise finicky The monster species that never randomly spawned: raw mana vortex The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flood tide (TEKMAKMAYACON) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: venom scattering (hooked) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jumping boots (hiking boots) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: copper dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 57) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven leather helm (leather hat, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aimbot lightning (shrined, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chemistry space axe ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: airhead cap (cloudy helmet, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: relocation (expressed, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dart ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy tinsel ball ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy conundrum ball ((null), freq bonus 25) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rubber apron (apron, freq bonus 77) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of crap (sucker, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speed monster (brass, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Maurah hugging boots (garish boots, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: venom shield (dark green shield, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tin ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plain dragon scale shield (plain dragonhide shield, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unicorn horn ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shimmering dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: warping (MY SPUTA WILL FLOW DOWN, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of gravation (fourchan cloak, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 86) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Friederike's jewel (yellow) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: foam chain ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hiding (hidden tea) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sapphire (blue) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: flame shield (dark red shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: petstarve stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: engraving stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: slingshot trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: steal degrade trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 87 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 87 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3022 Strength training was 50 Dexterity training was 50 Wisdom training was 19 Constitution training was 47 Your sanity was 30 You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You were confused (7) You had 1 points of weapon enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had infravision You had 3299 points of nutrition remaining You were invisible You were fast You were unlucky (-2) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023. Upper Failure Kornop was angry with you (2) You could not have safely prayed (967) You survived after being killed once You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 9X Prepared(0) appraisal 10 R Prepared(0) panic digging 10 R Prepared(0) phase door 10 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 10 R Prepared(0) double thrownage 3X Prepared(0) disarm 2 O Prepared(0) concentrating 1X Prepared(0) iron skin 1X Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of life saving (cabbalist) Weapons battle-axe (double-headed axe) Armor cloak of invisibility (zombified cloak) Scrolls scroll of healing (CHAIOCHEN OUTIBILMEMNOUOTH ATRAUICH) scroll of mana (ULTRA BPLUSK ROUND 2) scroll of phase door (PROZACELF WANTS TO HAVE HIS NICKNAME IMMORTALIZED) scroll of standard id (DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WROTE A REDUNDANT AMOUNT OF GARBAGE) scroll of cure (ARTHUR SONIC PENDRAGON) scroll of heal other (SOFTFOUGHT DOT ORG) * scroll of extra healing (MAYBE NUMBED CANNT DO OR SNORING BY HIT) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ITS TOO HEAVY FOR YOUR) scroll of blank paper (unlabeled) scroll of teleportation (CRIAEDO) scroll of grave (THE PLAY GOES 90 MINUTES) scroll of greater enchant armor (SEE YA CUNT) scroll of growth (THE VOID IS CRAMMED WITH OUT OF DEPTH GHOSTS) scroll of gold detection (KIELI ON NIMELTAEAEN SUOMALAINEN EIKAE ESPANJA) Potions potion of sickness (lime green) potion of healing (dye) potion of gain level (blinding) potion of monster detection (unlight) Wands wand of sleep (irregular) wand of trap creation (hopeless) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 4 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: Level 4: The Gnomish Mines: levels 5 to 12 Level 5: Level 6: Level 7: [mintn] Level 8: Level 9: Level 10: Level 11: Level 12: [mnend] <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 12 times You eaten food with animal by-products 5 times You eaten meat 5 times You have communicated with the gods 3 times You prayed to the gods 3 times You hit with a wielded weapon 262 times You killed 138 monsters You read items or engraved 10 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You changed form 1 time You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 2 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 5 potions You zapped wands 2 times You read scrolls 10 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 25 You had a maximum sanity of 30 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 5 times You heard farting noises 1 time You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 5 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 1 time You triggered nasty traps 1 time You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 2 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 3 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times You fumbled 1 time You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 1 time You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 5 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 25 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 1 time You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 1 potion You allowed monsters to read 3 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 1 time You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 3 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new devil 0 times You allowed 1 egg to hatch You wiped your face 1 time You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 4 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (23 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (26 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (46 of 160) two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Expert) (87 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (23 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Skilled] (max Expert) (259 of 540) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (17 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (5 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...