Branyolo, chaotic male moonelven Noob Mode Barb









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[Branyolo the Complete Scrub]  St16 Dx14 Co17 In8 Wi8 Ch5 NooMooMalCha+U
Dlvl:1 *0 HP51(81) Pw6(6) AC5 Exp1 T759 Hal


Latest messages
  The champ icily bites you!
  [-1 -> 55]
  The Du just misses!
  The stone wort misses.
  Your ring mail deflects the erupt infrangible descendance's attack.
  The chaotic beam bites you!
  [-1 -> 56]
  The giant turbopoison ant bites you!
  [-1 -> 55]
  The pile of platinum coins bites you!
  [-1 -> 54]
  The abrading slim bites you!
  [-1 -> 53]
  The pepper skeleton bites you!
  [-1 -> 52]
  The orange boomer bites you!
  [-1 -> 51]
  You hear the moaning noises of an adventurer caught in hot sexual pleasure with a nymph!
  # 
  Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? 

Final attributes
  You have transgressed
  Your alignment was  -39
  Your max alignment was  13
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property intrinsically: control magic
  You could not have the double effect of this property: infravision
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 187
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 9
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 86% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 94% chance
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 16%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 68%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 97%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 63% of the time only
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: devices
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: flail
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: shield
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: sexy flats
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: protection spells (turn 29238)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Your hairstyle was 'high riser' and your beard type is 'el carcinero'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5758 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 22
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 85200
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 221063
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3490
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1327928
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was vortex
  The monster species that spawned more often: tshader (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: scarab mummy (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant ring trove (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: oread (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: imburse exorbitantly fatly schmeered unnumbered spunkier tetchy (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: +3 gml barrier (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: maulotaur (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty gold viper (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mirkwood wolf (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: theme ape (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: drop mold (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: siege beast (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: zealotry larcenously (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: old bell (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: elbow troll (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: swikni (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: resonant force fungus (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bloodgill (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: demonek (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: all kobold (freq bonus 40)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as elf (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who trumpet (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks teleport you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with feminism attacks (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain wisdom (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as minion (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: goblin dart-thrower
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: evilest non-hostile
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: roller coaster
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hack hectical
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: impersonated peart sacking exclaimed
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: krishna sudsing relique tucked untidiest presumptuously
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: scarlet river hog
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: devious eel
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: plague skeleton
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: stalking ore lichen
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: contro dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of valhalla (carmine)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: regeneration (moonstone)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: beneficial effect (homebrew)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tiger cloak (taiga cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of inversion (rustprone boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fire (ANDOVA BEGARIN)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: disarming (wet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fumbling (trippy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of swimming (fin boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder ball ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chalcedon (cyan, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: branch teleport (0 OUT OF 10 BOOOO HISSS, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of weak magic (weaksauce, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of life saving (spherical, freq bonus 24)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: marble chunk ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of vulnerability (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: oilskin sack (bag, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: war hat (wide metal helm, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ballista ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: glaive (single-edged polearm, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of the force (spacey gloves, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: emerald (green, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ksenia platform sandals (geometry heels, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rocket gauntlets ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ugg boots (spider boots, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poker stick ((null), freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: avalanche (twisting, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mojibake gloves (multilinguitis gloves, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grassland (GOOD THING YOU WERENT THERE, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Yvonne's jewel (blue)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: fumarole
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: homicide trap (freq bonus 14)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 909 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 57
  Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1181
  Strength training was 1
  Dexterity training was 1
  Wisdom training was -6
  Constitution training was 13
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were poison resistant
  You were hallucinating (7)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You saw invisible
  You were suffering from a magic vacuum
  You had infravision
  You had 738 points of nutrition remaining
  You were stealthy
  You were unlucky (-1)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Barnum, Ariel and Airyaman
  Your deity was Moloch
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.3 (eab11a52) - last build Thu May 11 03:49:11 2023.
  You could not  have safely prayed (0)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  berserk               1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Weapons
    battle-axe (double-headed axe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (FPMAM)
    scroll of mana (THE BALL ROLLS ROLLS ROLLS AROUND THE CORNER AND TILTS OVER)
    scroll of phase door (SAY NO TO RACISM)
    scroll of standard id (WA DO SHITAI NODESU KA)
    scroll of cure (YASDORIAN COLLECTS ALL THE TROPHIES)
    scroll of heal other (GAGARINX FORGOT THAT HE WON EASY MODE IN THE KURWA CHALLENGE)
  * scroll of extra healing (HO ALSONTAI E VAGABONDE)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (SO QUE SWING)
  Potions
    potion of hallucination (dislodging)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: level 1
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 2 times
  You killed 2 monsters
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 1 potion
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -39
  You had a maximum alignment of 11
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new moon elf 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (22 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Basic] (max Expert) (22 of 160)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    grinder            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    (none)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    devices            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...