Branyolo, chaotic male ak Thief is dead! Noob Mode Barb --------- |...|..<. |.|.|^--- |.|...| |.---- |..). |.--- |~| --- [Branyolo the Un In Protect Mode] St18/02 Dx13 Co18 In7 Wi5 Ch6 NooAktMalCha+U Dlvl:2 *0 HP8(8) Pw5(5) AC3 HD1 Exp1 T177 Latest messages [-1 -> 82] Your ring mail deflects the error bug's attack. You wake up. The error bug misses. You curse at the error bug. You kill the error bug! You hear a distant squeak. There is a wall in the way! (2x) You hear a distant squeak. (2x) You turn into an un in Protect mode! You quickly remove your armor as you start to change. You find you must drop your weapon! Use the command #monster to summon help. Pick an object. ~ a long worm tail (un in Protect mode called Branyolo) Accessing Pokedex entry for un in Protect mode... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 10, difficulty = 11, AC = 6, magic resistance = 90, alignment 3. Fast (13). Normal generation, with frequency 1. Resists sleep, disintegration. Leaves no corpse. Big, not genocidable, amorphous, herbivorous, teleporting undead clinger. Is the same race as you. Silver weapons do extra damage to it. Can be seen with infravision. Origin: Castle of the Winds. Its stats and attacks vary from game to game. Is a valid polymorph form for monsters only. Attacks: 2d11, scratch - reduce spell memory 2d9, engulf - burns you 2d2, beam - contamination 2d3, scratch - lava There is a wall in the way! (10x) Pick an object. ~ a long worm tail (un in Protect mode called Branyolo) Accessing Pokedex entry for un in Protect mode... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 10, difficulty = 11, AC = 6, magic resistance = 90, alignment 3. Fast (13). Normal generation, with frequency 1. Resists sleep, disintegration. Leaves no corpse. Big, not genocidable, amorphous, herbivorous, teleporting undead clinger. Is the same race as you. Silver weapons do extra damage to it. Can be seen with infravision. Origin: Castle of the Winds. Its stats and attacks vary from game to game. Is a valid polymorph form for monsters only. Attacks: 2d11, scratch - reduce spell memory 2d9, engulf - burns you 2d2, beam - contamination 2d3, scratch - lava # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 11 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: resistance piercing You could not have this property intrinsically: contamination resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: displacement Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 17 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 37 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 97% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 89% Potion drop chance was reduced to 98% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98% Tool drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 95% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: orb The following skill could not be trained at all: general combat The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: divination spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: body spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: techniques The following skill became untrainable after a while: dagger (turn 20694) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: polymorphing (turn 8903) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 2 Your hairstyle was 'comb over' and your beard type is 'daddy o' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5176 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 69636 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 126543 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4207 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2306896 The monster class that cannot be genocided was pile of coins The monster class that was spawned more often: zombie (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: white monster (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: late teacher asshole (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: fish eyer (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: dandier incising (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: flying frog (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: evil laser (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: flesh golem (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: nexus golem (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: crypt lich (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: damage nymph (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: zambia mandate (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: color-changing light (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: silent watcher (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: tremolo kobold (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: tingle warp patch (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: large red snake (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: ethereal dervish (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: top alderman (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: razor devil (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: fire troll (freq bonus 20) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that require +4 weapons to hit (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as human (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are immune to non-silver weapons (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks rust your equipment (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: helper zombie The monster species that never randomly spawned: punisher The monster species that never randomly spawned: absorbing bulb The monster species that never randomly spawned: retouching summit The monster species that never randomly spawned: tambourine tuftier The monster species that never randomly spawned: tatarigami The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead stargazer The monster species that never randomly spawned: indemnity minimalist The monster species that never randomly spawned: one-in-a-hundred zombie The monster species that never randomly spawned: Looming Svette The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: obsidian axe ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of totter (birthcloth) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: prostitute shoe ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tin opener ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: borderless helmet (grimace helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spi-image moose shield (glass shield, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Liselotte hugging boots (girl boots, freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trash sword ((null), freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shimmering dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vivianite (cyan, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ksenia's jewel (teal, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secret door detection (balsa, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy compost ball ((null), freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven cloak (faded pall, freq bonus 57) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy meteoric ball ((null), freq bonus 51) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad equipment (crumb, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: very heavy ball ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fuckup melee gauntlets (slaying gloves, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish chain mail (crude chain mail, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: armor smash (sundered, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of techout (taut, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Solvejg's jewel (orange, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nastiness (forking, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven lance ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: invulnerability (icy, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: loadboulder (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sleep (runed) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of insulation (visionary) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: invisibility (brilliant blue) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: vaporize (illgotten) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: petscrew stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: world fall (AND YOUR MORTAL WORLD SHALL PERISH IN FLAMES) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alacrity (black signet) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: multiple gather trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: dropless trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 589 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 92 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1828 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 4 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You were disintegration-resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You were possessed by the ghost of Lou. (28) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having resistance piercing (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had 1495 points of nutrition remaining You had teleportitis You had diminished bleeding You were an un in Protect mode You were in beast form Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.3 (eab11a52) - last build Thu May 11 03:49:11 2023. You could not have safely prayed (313) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons battle-axe (double-headed axe) Scrolls scroll of healing (L OPERATORE DEL PUNTO ASCENSIONE CORSA E PAZZO) scroll of mana (K MEASURERS WAND OF TELEPORTATION SHALL BE RENAMED WAND OF DOES NOT WORK) scroll of phase door (UPDATING PINOBOT IS LIKE HITTING YOURSELF WITH A SHARP STONE) scroll of standard id (HANDBOOKOFBREAD SMELLSINCUNABULUM CATALOGUEOFTHEASS) scroll of cure (BUSTER HYMEN) scroll of heal other (BLESSED CHARGING GAVE ONLY ONE CHARGE) * scroll of extra healing (CRASH EM EXTENDED QUALITY ASSURANCE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: [mazes] <- You are here Voluntary challenges You followed a strict vegan diet You eaten 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 5 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You changed form 1 time You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 2 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 11 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new ak Thief is dead! 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...