Branyolo, chaotic male ak Thief is dead! Noob Mode Barb











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[Branyolo the Un In Protect Mode] St18 Dx13 Co18 In8 Wi6 Ch8 NooAktMalCha+U
Dlvl:2 *32 HP26(26) Pw9(9) AC-2 HD2 Exp2 T420 Hal


Latest messages
  You continue chewing on the rock.
  Some text has been burned into the ground here.
  Use "r." to read it.
  You see here a flame-patterned spellbook {0}.
  You are physically incapable of picking anything up.
  But maybe you can reach the items anyway. Try it? [yn] (n) 
  Oh wow! Is that your own shiny reflection you just saw?
  The outsider spore touches you!
  The pellet turret grabs you!
  You cannot escape from the prizer interrogation!
  You claw the cthulhick.
  You bite the elder magic dragon.
  You get released!
  The fessed fulminant is startled for a moment.
  The Preparing for Exams screams in fear!
  You kill the bouncer up!
  You see here a candy bar.
  You see here a woodcut spellbook.
  # 
  Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? 

Final attributes
  You were stridently aligned
  Your alignment was  8
  Your max alignment was  13
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: clairvoyance
  You could not have this property extrinsically: astral vision
  You could not have this property intrinsically: resistance piercing
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 69
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 39
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 17
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 180
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 84% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 91% chance
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 91%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 15% of the time only
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: elemental spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: high heels
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: body armor
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: short sword
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: spear
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: spear
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: shield (turn 54276)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: polymorphing
  Number of artifacts generated was  2
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Your hairstyle was 'sarge' and your beard type is 'cheek snouter'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5419 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 8
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 67831
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 114307
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 5214
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1207800
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was mummy
  The monster species that spawned more often: equalize unhampered (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unassured riyal (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unpracticed koto (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: resharpened prod (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Minamoto Yoshitsune (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shaggy disemployment coffeehouse loo (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vipertex (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: exact levitator (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: doomsay (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mover unpin lento (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bright green devil (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ring golem (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: leocentaur king (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: elona mad scientist (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: krona blatter (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: aspect of The Silence (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: terrogre (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: emball (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty yora chick (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stipulatory hernial (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monster socks (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with seduction dialogue (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do acid damage (freq bonus 24)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who sell drugs to you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause loud sound (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you insane (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with feminism attacks (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks randomly damage your items (freq bonus 9)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that neigh (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: magic force patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: empiric costumer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: blackballed monophobia
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lilting violation
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: elapse batmen
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cordon auguster tranquillizing corrugate surviving
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nonabsolute infarction answer plow orbiter
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: epidote warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: grenade rosarian
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: quaquarigami
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: ogre
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inkutlass ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of undead warning (occult)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lab coat (white coat)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: great houchou ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: radio ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: roman sword ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disintegration (stable, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antideath cloak (demonic cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: escape past stone (gray, freq bonus 56)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange ((null), freq bonus 43)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unfindable stone (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clairvoyance (luminescent, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vacuum staff ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fast forward stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rain (WASH MY PAST AWAY, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laserdent ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: healing (LIFE RESTORATION, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Julia's jewel (yellow, freq bonus 47)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: autodestruct de vice boots (explosive boots, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ninja star ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ward (UNPLAYABLE BINDER ROLE, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rememberance stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of thirst (gray, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of regeneration (vivid, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of thirst (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: apply nail polish (sublime, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enrage (YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enthronization (LUXUS MODA)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: black dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hyper beam (shrill)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of permanence (concrete cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: petrifyium bra ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: white spell cloak (woven cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: long screwup trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: julia trap (freq bonus 6)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 360 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 88
  Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 729
  Strength training was 1
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 2
  Constitution training was 4
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were poison resistant
  You were level-drain resistant
  You were hallucinating (6)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having clairvoyance (0)
  You were suffering from a magic vacuum
  You had 1702 points of nutrition remaining
  You could fly
  You were an un in Protect mode
  You were in beast form
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Margaret, Hagen and Jonathan Joestar
  Your deity was Bill Shoemaker
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.3 (eab11a52) - last build Thu May 11 03:49:11 2023.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  berserk               2X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             2 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         2 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            2 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          2 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (BEHOLDERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WARNING LEVEL 2)
    scroll of mana (TEAMPEAK)
    scroll of phase door (THOBARRABAU MICHAEL MICHAEL OSIRIS PHOR PHORBA ABRIEL)
    scroll of standard id (YOU MAEAEAEAEAEN EY)
    scroll of cure (LAMPONIANS VERSUS GRATAKS)
    scroll of heal other (SECTUM SEMPRA)
  * scroll of extra healing (FLEECY BOUFFANT COLORS)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (MNOSOI SHIT)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2
  Level 1:
  Level 2: <- You are here
  The Gnomish Mines: level 3
  Level 3:

Voluntary challenges
  You followed a strict vegan diet
  You eaten 44 times
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You killed 5 monsters
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You changed form 2 times
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 11
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 1 time
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 1 time
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new ak Thief is dead! 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks

Your skills at the end (4 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    implants           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    grinder            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    (none)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (25 of 500)
    devices            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...