Branyolo, chaotic male devilish Noob Mode Barb ###;; #< % ##! [Branyolo the Skill Agnostic] St16 Dx8 Co11 In6 Wi9 Ch6 NooDevMalCha+U Sea:3 *0 HP-5(142) Pw30(30) AC7 Exp4 T438 Latest messages The giant crab misses. Your ring mail blocks the giant crab's attack. You miss the giant crab. The shark bites you! [-15 -> 63] The shark bites you! [-21 -> 42] The giant crab claws you! [-6 -> 36] The giant crab claws you! [-15 -> 21] Warning: HP low! You just miss the giant crab. The shark misses. The shark bites you! [-8 -> 13] Warning: HP low! Your ring mail blocks the giant crab's attack. (2x) The shark bites you! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 battle-axe (weapon in foreclaws) {48} b - an uncursed +0 short sword (alternate weapon; not wielded) {12} Armor c - an uncursed +0 ring mail (being worn) {100} Comestibles d - 2 uncursed food rations {0} l - a blessed tripe ration {0} Scrolls e - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} f - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} g - 2 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} h - an uncursed greased scroll of phase door {0} i - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} j - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} k - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Rings p - a cursed ring of polymorph control {0} Wands m - an uncursed wand of striking (0:11) {0} n - an uncursed wand of striking (0:2) {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 11 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: numbopathy You could not have this property intrinsically: infravision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 36 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 87% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 94% Armor drop chance was reduced to 95% Tool drop chance was reduced to 82% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: lightsaber The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: occult spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: searching The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: healing spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: healing spells (turn 63) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'tunnel snake' and your beard type is 'little chin beard' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5437 turns ago Your areola diameter was 23 Monster spawn increase started at turn 34980 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 126057 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 8327 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1206252 The monster class that cannot be genocided was jabberwock Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: mimic The monster class that was spawned more often: Keystone Kop (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: mage guild member (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: centaur zombie (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: freeze trove (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: black bishop (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Nico (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: cavie samlet recapitalize (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: sternly flatwise (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: hillside plateful (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: parried washwomen portliest (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: gregariously carriageway (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: octarine patch (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: guesstimate unwarier (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: Feyyaz (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: presupposed marl (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: troubling tonsillar (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: cauldron treat (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: licensed pedlar (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: annis hag (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: supplicant overstimulate (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: troll snik (freq bonus 20) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are in pain (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with nurse dialogue (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: joke monsters (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: crimson colony The monster species that never randomly spawned: censor cautioning The monster species that never randomly spawned: influent flesh The monster species that never randomly spawned: ceramic force patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: nastroscha The monster species that never randomly spawned: forever postfix The monster species that never randomly spawned: carbon xorn The monster species that never randomly spawned: fishbone The monster species that never randomly spawned: growing sensationally sinusoid The monster species that never randomly spawned: burred sectility The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: defusing box ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: carotine injection (serum) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stone of fainting (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: paralysis (emerald) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of flying (convex) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stinking cloud (vaporized, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: liquid ball ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: osfa chain mail ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ennui (original, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nexus field (talkative, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of coagulation (sand cloak, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wallfarting (airy, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of elusion (dense, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Meltem combat boots (unsexy boots, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: corona dragon scale shield (corona dragonhide shield, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: burrow (beautiful, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: highlevel stone (gray, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chaos terrain (illusory, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pokelie gloves (rayductnay gloves, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: competition boots (blue sneakers, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad luck (acyclic, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: food detection (YUM YUM, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ultimate Tsuyoshi Special (camo, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of insulation (long overcoat, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dizzy helmet (rotating helmet, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: undroppable gloves (concrete gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy laser ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Patricia's jewel (dark blue) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: unaffected candle (candle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: trash sword ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: white double lightsaber (double lightsaber) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gemstone lash ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: numbness trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: speed trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 924 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 84 Traps were extra hard to find 8% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1483 Strength training was 3 Dexterity training was 4 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 8 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You had the following problem: The map didn't display correctly. (4) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having numbopathy (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had 1023 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.3 (191b50fe) - last build Mon May 8 22:39:07 2023. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 4X LIMIT(0) appraisal 4 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 4 R LIMIT(0) phase door 4 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 4 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Weapons battle-axe (double-headed axe) Scrolls scroll of healing (BLESSED GENOCIDE) scroll of mana (FIREWALL STUNT IS MORE POWERE WHEN TIRED) scroll of phase door (EUROVISION FARCE CONTEST) scroll of standard id (EKNA EKNAD) scroll of cure (NO TNILCYR ALLIK) scroll of heal other (EPSTEST EPS) * scroll of extra healing (TRUE RISE BY STRANGE SMELL) * scroll of greater mana restoration (THREEOAK AROUNDSTRIKE) Potions potion of water (clear) Rings ring of polymorph control (kryptonite) Wands wand of striking (crumb) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: The Sunless Sea: level 3 Level 3: [sea] <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 11 times You killed 8 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 1 potion You zapped wands 1 time You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 11 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 2 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new devil 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (31 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...