Branyolo, chaotic male android Noob Mode Barb


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[Branyolo the Whippersnapper]  St17 Dx13 Co24 In3 Wi4 Ch8 NooAndMalCha+U
Tow:10 *813 HP242(253) Pw28(28) AC-3 Exp9 T5210 Par


Latest messages
  The nonexistant cop hits you!
  [-5 -> 246]
  The nonexistant cop swings its rubber hose.
  The nonexistant cop hits you!
  [-7 -> 239]
  The nonexistant cop swings its rubber hose.
  Your scale mail deflects the nonexistant cop's attack.
  You are slowing down.
  You hit the nonexistant cop!
  You curse at the nonexistant cop.
  The nonexistant cop reads a scroll of root password detection {0}!
  You are feeling a dangerous process in your body.
  You are struggling to keep your movements.
  Your limbs are stiffening.
  Your limbs have turned to stone.
  #  (2x)
  Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) 
  There is but one god in the future, and to it you do not pray.
  You have turned to stone.
  You are a statue.

Final attributes
  You were piously aligned
  Your alignment was  30
  Your max alignment was  30
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: displacement
  You could not have this property intrinsically: displacement
  You could not have the double effect of this property: jumping
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 24
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 24
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 324
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 83% chance
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 83%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 82%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 87%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 40% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 90% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: symbiosis
  The following skill could not be trained at all: sexy flats
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: spirituality
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: healing spells
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: shield (turn 61251)
  Number of artifacts generated was  4
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  9
  Your hairstyle was 'headwind' and your beard type is 'honest abe'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 10209 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 12
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 187937
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 427995
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 38024
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 12138666
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was fungus or mold
  The monster species that spawned more often: coins of fools gold (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: big bia (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spore sounder (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: universe invader (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: scurry manured undulant (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sculpin (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: priest of Ghaunadaur (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: martial master (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bronze gladiator (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: deformed galltrit (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: crawler (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: old water dragon (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: magistrate undergirded simper player unaccountable curiosity unluckier (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter quarantine fungus (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brass-soldier (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: desex endearment shredder aptitude (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: very black hound (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: planetary colony (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gabbed tripled temerity (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Lina Inverse (freq bonus 18)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with shock resistance (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat meat (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that move like grid bugs (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with wince attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks contaminate you (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: small sounder
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adjuration sermonizing
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: blade of slaughter
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Undead Lieutenant
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: battering ram
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mussy hardboard
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: auau
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: flounder
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: yugger
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: habitat frow
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: special shield ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bullshit (YOU STEPPED INTO A HEAP OF SHIT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of menstrating (moaning)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of weakness (torn boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: moorland (swampy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fish scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mojibake gloves (multilinguitis gloves, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: numbness (constricting, freq bonus 49)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice box (cooling box, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shuriken (throwing star, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of defusing (false copes, freq bonus 198)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create familiar (THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH MONSTERS IN SLASHEM EXTENDED, freq bonus 379)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vaporize (illgotten, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: frilled apron (apron, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of discount action (eternal cloak, freq bonus 27)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of wincing (almost-invis cloak, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flood (AQUE BRAGH, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of plugsuit (tightly fitting gloves, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elesde cloak (unostentatious cloak, freq bonus 101)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water (clear, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: contingency (difficult, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ugh memory to create inventory window ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: roman sword ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: manacloak (dragonhide cloak, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: petrify (petrified, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of unspelling (weaving cloak, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 65)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 78)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: glass chain ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: colorshift stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: high stilettos (block-heeled boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: container kaboom stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cryogenics (hostile)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: clairvoyance (dark blue)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ice box (cooling box)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: trap of rottenness
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: flooding trap (freq bonus 8)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 171 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 94
  Traps were extra hard to find 28% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 5876
  Strength training was 19
  Dexterity training was 50
  Wisdom training was 17
  Constitution training was 1
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were poison resistant
  You were paralyzed (-3)
  You had 2 points of enchantment expertise
  You had 1 points of weapon enchantment expertise
  You were heterosexual
  Your chance to block was 10%
  You had 1970 points of nutrition remaining
  You could survive without air
  You had slower digestion
  You had resistance to death rays
  You could not change from your current form
  You were very unlucky (-6)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop
  Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.2 (d129f987) - last build Mon Mar 27 08:45:54 2023.
  You could not  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - pet syringe            1 +      chaos   90%   49%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  berserk               9X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             9 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         9 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            9 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          9 R    Prepared(0)
  double thrownage      3X     Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
    amulet of unchanging (star-shaped)
  Weapons
    battle-axe (double-headed axe)
  Armor
    dwarvish iron helm (hard hat)
    leather gloves (vitric gloves)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (HOLY SHIT IS THE GLASS GOLEM OF ILLUSORY CASTLE A MOTHERFUCKER)
    scroll of mana (MUH SOGGY KNEE)
    scroll of phase door (PUZZLED EQUIPOISE SOLIDIFICATION FARM)
    scroll of standard id (MORPH BALL)
    scroll of cure (JE SUIS COVFEFE)
    scroll of heal other (SEXY PRINCESS CATHLETTE)
  * scroll of extra healing (MYS SKIN WITH ACID)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (RUN DONTDIE HITUNDERSCORE)
    scroll of create familiar (TO MAKE THE CUSTOMER SUFFER FROM SHOPPING)
    scroll of identify (ERAU QSSI DRLO WEHT)
    scroll of enchant armor (EY HIER DIVERSITY UND BLAH)
    scroll of charging (UPPERN CASTLE ELSE FIELD)
    scroll of sinking (HIN LIE GEN UND SCHLA FEN)
    scroll of destroy armor (ABIL BASE CURR GEAR TEMP TOTL)
    scroll of blank paper (unlabeled)
    scroll of earth (RUN AWAY FROM THE NAME ARABELLA REALLY FAST)
    scroll of root password detection (DEPENDS UNDERGARMENT PROTECTION SPONSORSHIP)
    scroll of farming (STRIPE SORROW)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of pet syringe (bright-colored)
  Potions
    potion of numbness (syrup)
    potion of fire (reddish)
    potion of tech level up (olive)
  Rings
    ring of gain constitution (lithified)
  Wands
    wand of acquirement (long)
    wand of striking (illusory)
    wand of draining (formerflesh)
    wand of secret door detection (zelkova)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 11
  Level 1:
  Level 2:
  Level 4:
  Level 5:
  Level 6: [mall]
  Level 7:
  Level 8: [oracle]
  Level 9:
  Level 10:
  Level 11: [rats]
  Sokoban: levels 5 to 8
  Level 7: [soko3]
  Level 8: [soko4]
  Town: levels 6 to 10
  Level 10: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 16 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times
  You eaten meat 1 time
  You have communicated with the gods 4 times
  You prayed to the gods 4 times
  You hit with a wielded weapon 252 times
  You killed 180 monsters
  You read items or engraved 21 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You changed form 1 time
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 15 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 3 potions
  You zapped wands 10 times
  You read scrolls 21 times
  You read spellbooks 1 time
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 3 times
  You teleported 1 time
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 1 pet
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 30
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 1 time
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 17 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 6 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 1 time
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 1 time
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 5 times
  You got poisoned 3 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 1 time
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 6 times
  You fumbled 4 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 8 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 1 time
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 3 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 12 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 1 time
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 1 time
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 2 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 4 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 7 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 2 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new android 0 times
  You allowed 13 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 1 time
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 2 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks

Your skills at the end (16 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    general combat     [Basic] (max Expert) (25 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (29 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Expert) (29 of 160)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Basic] (max Expert) (107 of 160)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (8 of 20)
    short sword        [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Basic] (max Expert) (157 of 160)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    grinder            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    (none)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (16 of 500)
    devices            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (47 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (18 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (12 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500)

Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...