Branyolo, chaotic male dwarven Noob Mode Barb ----------- #####|.........| ------##,,,,,..........| ##|....-,,,####|.........| #,...{^|,,,,,,,..........| ########,|....|,######--.-------- ,,,,,,,,,,.....| ##,,,,,,,#,------,, # ##########,,#####,, ,,f,,,,# ,,,,,,,,,,{,# #@###### --.----#####,--#------Z# |...#.-,,,,,,....$.<.+ |...#.|###,,,|.......| |.{..?+ ,,##|........ |.....- ### --------- |....|# ------ [Branyolo the Whiny Lamer] St15 Dx11 Co20 In3 Wi6 Ch3 NooDwaMalCha+U Dlvl:15 *233 HP-7(210) Pw44(44) AC-17 Exp10 T4599 Latest messages The blue sentinel hits you! You are severely hurt! [-5 -> 1] Warning: HP low! You bump into the blue sentinel. Your cloak of protection blocks the handicapped tiger's attack. Your bronze plate mail blocks the handicapped tiger's attack. Your large shield blocks the handicapped tiger's attack. The blue sentinel thrusts her short sword. Your dwarvish iron helm deflects the blue sentinel's attack. The blue sentinel thrusts her short sword. Your bronze plate mail deflects the blue sentinel's attack. The air crackles around the blue sentinel. You bump into the blue sentinel. Your large shield deflects the handicapped tiger's attack. Your cloak of protection blocks the handicapped tiger's attack. Your large shield blocks the handicapped tiger's attack. The blue sentinel thrusts her short sword. The blue sentinel hits you! You die... Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -47 Your max alignment was 24 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: freezopathy You could not have this property extrinsically: sickness resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: technicality Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 158 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 18 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 39 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 143 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 81% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 82% Potion drop chance was reduced to 86% Tool drop chance was reduced to 96% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: hammer The following skill could not be trained at all: chaos spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: general combat The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: symbiosis The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: searching (turn 4) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body spells (turn 110) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: protection spells Number of artifacts generated was 11 Number of fake artifacts generated was 8 Your hairstyle was 'comb over' and your beard type is 'raw beard' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 9598 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 67223 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 180599 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 60978 Your limit for ascension was at turn 7777680 The monster class that cannot be genocided was humanoid The monster class that was spawned more often: long worm tail (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: millstream occupance (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: clay mold (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: Dora's stinking leather boot (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: artist pilfered (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: hardstand oakland (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Ghoul-queen Nitocris (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: terrestric warp patch (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: fouled vocalized (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: narrower bishoping (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: superciliously municipality (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: despot markswomen (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: Bianca (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: razzmatazz governable (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: travelable unfulfilled (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: mealie clicked (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: pebbly wintling (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: little patch (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: two of spades (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: deep force gnome (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: elan archer (freq bonus 16) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks expose you to chaotic forces (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have mind flayer capabilities (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that collect items (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have kick attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who always flee from you (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause you to hallucinate (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks time you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make boss taunts (freq bonus 3) The monster species that never randomly spawned: yellow icky thing The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby monkey The monster species that never randomly spawned: Vera's ice-cold sneaker The monster species that never randomly spawned: elder golden dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: serpent man of Yoth The monster species that never randomly spawned: ghostly sentai The monster species that never randomly spawned: strikingly fishbone revaluated The monster species that never randomly spawned: Wolf-Man The monster species that never randomly spawned: rebeck decrepitude tactical reabandoned The monster species that never randomly spawned: redraw preappointed The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: two-handed flail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser chain ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire resistance (cooling, freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: movemork stone (gray, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chaos terrain (illusory, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of real screwery (mech-tech, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ten thousand things (cross, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: electric cigarette ((null), freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of safeguard (orange gloves, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clone monster (multiple, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diamond smasher ((null), freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Verena's jewel (pink, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: roman sword ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: penis pole ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon boss (MONST DOT C AINT BIG ENOUGH, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: possession (possessive, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chrome staff ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: course traveling (SUPER NOPE EXPRESS, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blue bow ((null), freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tez shield (polished shield, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain level (leveled, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Comestibles (freq bonus 45) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of opposite alignment (crested helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: bigscript trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: melee prefix trap (freq bonus 3) The spell school whose books are more common was elemental spells (freq bonus 11) The spell school whose books are more common was chaos spells (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 175 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 94 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 4853 Strength training was 39 Dexterity training was 50 Wisdom training was 8 Constitution training was 9 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were cold resistant You were shock resistant You were poison resistant You were resistant to fear You were punished You had the following problem: If you simply walk into monsters to attack, you lose a turn. (305) You had 2 points of enchantment expertise You had 1 points of weapon enchantment expertise You were homosexual You were prevented from having freezopathy (0) Your chance to block was 42% You had automatic searching You had infravision You had 2078 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy You were protected You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.2 (d129f987) - last build Mon Mar 27 08:45:54 2023. You could not have safely prayed (182) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - poison blast 4 + attack 90% 61% b - detect unseen 3 + divine 90% 72% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 10X Prepared(0) rage eruption 10 R Prepared(0) appraisal 10 R Prepared(0) panic digging 10 R Prepared(0) phase door 10 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 10 R Prepared(0) double thrownage 3X Prepared(0) disarm 2 O Prepared(0) concentrating 1X Prepared(0) iron skin 1X Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of magical breathing (egyptian) amulet of strangulation (parallelogrammatical) Weapons dwarvish battle-axe (beaked axe) * dwarvish short sword (broad short sword) * dwarvish spear (stout spear) * dwarvish mattock (broad pick) battle-axe (double-headed axe) Armor * dwarvish iron helm (hard hat) * dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak) * dwarvish roundshield (large round shield) elven boots (porcelain sandals) orcish cloak (coarse mantelet) orcish helm (iron skull cap) cloak of protection (erudite cloak) Scrolls scroll of healing (DAS EIS TUT SCHMILZEN) scroll of mana (HELP A HO) scroll of phase door (ALL HAIL THE GRANDMASTER WHO ASCENDED WITH THREE HYBRID RACES) scroll of standard id (MASTER K2 HOSTED SLEX ON HARDFOUGHT) scroll of cure (WHY CANT MY MERC ALSO SUMMON A VALKYRIE) scroll of heal other (DOORMASH GRAFFITI LOOK LIKE AMULETS ARRRGH) * scroll of greater mana restoration (8008135) scroll of rumor (ABDA) scroll of snow (I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK AND MY WOMEN SLUTTY) scroll of create monster (CASH EM OUSSIDE HOW BOU DAH) scroll of identify (JOKEMON HOEDOWN) scroll of enchant armor (DONT LET IT OVERCHARGE) scroll of diving (OCTAHEXAOCTA) scroll of gain mana (CROW SNASH) scroll of greater enchant armor (DEBIT ME QUITE ITS) Spellbooks spellbook of poison blast (freed) spellbook of detect unseen (mint-scented) Potions potion of monster detection (brown oolong tea) potion of oil (fluorescent) potion of enlightenment (cough) Rings ring of gain constitution (engagement) Wands wand of draining (cloth) wand of lightning (eucalyptus) wand of magic missile (zebetite) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 15 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: Level 4: Level 5: [mall] Level 6: Level 7: Level 8: Level 9: [oracle] Level 10: Level 11: [rats] Level 12: Level 13: [key] Level 14: Level 15: <- You are here Pool Challenge: level 4 Level 4: [poolhall] Sokoban: levels 5 to 8 Level 8: [soko4] Voluntary challenges You eaten 22 times You eaten food with animal by-products 6 times You eaten meat 4 times You have communicated with the gods 4 times You prayed to the gods 4 times You hit with a wielded weapon 446 times You killed 164 monsters You read items or engraved 32 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 23 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 5 potions You zapped wands 4 times You read scrolls 23 times You read spellbooks 2 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 2 times You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 2 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -56 You had a maximum alignment of 22 You had a maximum sanity of 1 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 1 time You successfully searched for doors or corridors 24 times You heard farting noises 3 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 17 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 1 time You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 6 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 1 time You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 1 time You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 5 times You got poisoned 5 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 5 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 9 times You fumbled 1 time You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 13 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 5 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 84 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 1 time You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 3 potions You allowed monsters to read 3 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 7 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 3 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 4 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new dwarf 0 times You allowed 3 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 2 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 4 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (23 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (7 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (119 of 160) two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Expert) (31 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (171 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (60 of 20) short sword [Skilled] (max Expert) (250 of 540) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (167 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (34 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (25 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (27 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...