Branyolo, chaotic male devilish Noob Mode Barb











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[Branyolo the Whiny Lamer]  St15 Dx6 Co15 In3 Wi5 Ch4 NooDevMalCha+U
Dlvl:15 *414 HP239(261) Pw57(57) AC-11 Exp10 T5287


Latest messages
  The grab sergeant misses.
  You destroy the shamble walk!
  You still feel deathly sick.
  You hit the wight!
  The Yendorian Lieutenant swings her club.
  The Yendorian Lieutenant hits you! (2x)
  [-5 -> 242]
  Your iron skull cap deflects the grab sergeant's attack.
  Your crystal plate mail deflects the wight's attack. (2x)
  Your iron skull cap blocks the wight's attack.
  You hit the wight!
  The Yendorian Lieutenant swings her club.
  Your jackboots deflect the Yendorian Lieutenant's attack.
  The grab sergeant touches you!
  [-1 -> 241]
  [-2 -> 239]
  Your crystal plate mail deflects the wight's attack.
  Your opera cloak blocks the wight's attack.
  Your crystal plate mail deflects the wight's attack.
  You die from your illness.

Final attributes
  You were piously aligned
  Your alignment was  33
  Your max alignment was  33
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property intrinsically: reflection
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 19
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 31
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 317
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 25
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 93% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 96% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 60%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Implant drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 87%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 85% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: hammer
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: bow
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: body armor
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: implants (turn 10)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: occult spells (turn 14)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: claw (turn 28183)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: divination spells
  Number of artifacts generated was  4
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  6
  Your hairstyle was 'pompadour' and your beard type is 'thin strip'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 10286 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 15
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 40104
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 151063
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 25839
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 339492
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was blob
  The monster species that spawned more often: constancy encapsuling (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: debuff colony (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: oversalted physicked (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: maymes (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: zanan enhanced soldier (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hypotensive hanker (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: reconciliator tortrix (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dislodging exscinding (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brave warp fungus (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hidden potato (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: redeployed dedicate (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Seckin (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: beryl smasher (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: temporizer (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: scorched archer (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Dr. Delilah (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: jojoba breakfront (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: totalism associating (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hair beard (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: speedotrice (freq bonus 18)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks mirror yours (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as dwarf (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are poisonous when eaten (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks push you back (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have tentacle attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause you to tremble (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: gno-giant anaconda
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: You see:
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: torque neutralize rectitude
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lynyrdskynyrd
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: spam-mail demon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: air mewlip
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: wind force patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: embodiment reinterrogation
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: water hound
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: loaded boomer
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: dog or other canine
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: display loss stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of infravision (flash cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: difficult gloves (vampiric gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: spinel (violet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: charging (stellar)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bone club ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Mehoho Burusasan G (blinding)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wax chain ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blinding ray (noble, freq bonus 54)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wooden geta ((null), freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: solar beam (beaming, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crossbow bolt ((null), freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of prism (prismatic, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Yasaman's jewel (yellowish brown, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of puncturing (fortified, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of pink glass (pink, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pink spell stone (gray, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Nadja buckled lady shoes (junk shoes, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nastiness (forking, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kelp frond ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sky dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of banishing fear (magenta cloak, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clove of garlic ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Lou sneakers (business shoes, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of no return (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soft girl sneaker ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: taming (PRIRUTSENIE, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 70)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 85)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Meltem combat boots (unsexy boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: golden arrow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: horror stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shimmering dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy machine gun ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: athame ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of stature (thin)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: droven bow (spider-legged bow)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: speedwagon's hat ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dwarvish roundshield (large round shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: falling loadstone trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: dangerous terrain trap (freq bonus 1)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 931 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 71
  Traps were extra hard to find 9% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 5727
  Strength training was 50
  Dexterity training was 50
  Wisdom training was 23
  Constitution training was 50
  Your sanity was 11
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were fire resistant
  You were poison resistant
  You were level-drain resistant
  You resisted hallucinations
  You had reduced magic cancellation. (174)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had infravision
  You had 2233 points of nutrition remaining
  You could survive without air
  You were protected from shape changers
  You were fast
  You were unlucky (-1)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop
  Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.2 (d129f987) - last build Mon Mar 27 08:45:54 2023.
  Upper Failure Kornop was  angry with you (1)
  You could not  have safely prayed (1233)
  You are dead 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  berserk              10X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal            10 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging        10 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door           10 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity         10 R    Prepared(0)
  double thrownage      3X     Prepared(0)
  disarm                2  O   Prepared(0)
  concentrating         1X     Prepared(0)
  iron skin             1X     Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
    amulet of magical breathing (good fortune)
    amulet of life saving (charmed)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (SAVE YOUR NIGHT DO)
    scroll of mana (UMUTO QUACK)
    scroll of phase door (PATENT PENDING)
    scroll of standard id (VI OWNS EMACS)
    scroll of cure (E Y HI A)
    scroll of heal other (GENTLE PEEPTOE HIGH HEELS)
  * scroll of extra healing (ECNETOPINMO)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (INQUE COMUS)
    scroll called material shuffle (WHOMPS VEHEMENCE WHALE)
    scroll of punishment (ONLY I KNOW THAT THERE IS A BOSS BUG IN EVERY AREA)
    scroll of sinking (DEEP AS THE SEA)
    scroll of flood (NERF THRONE GAMBLE)
    scroll of light (ECHA ECHETATE)
    scroll of identify (WERMUT MOSERMOSER)
    scroll of earth (THIS SCROLL DOES NOT REALLY EXIST ITS JUST AN ILLUSION)
  Potions
    potion of healing (purple)
    potion called great (dark green)
    potion of water (clear)
    potion called vile (blood-red)
    potion of ESP (metallic)
    potion of beneficial effect (sweet basil)
    potion called mold juice (herbal)
    potion called strange (cough)
  Rings
    ring of protection from shape changers (class)
  Wands
    wand of striking (blasted)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 15
  Level 1:
  Level 2:
  Level 3:
  Level 4:
  Level 5:
  Level 6: [mall]
  Level 7: [oracle]
  Level 8:
  Level 9:
  Level 10:
  Level 13: [cowla]
  Level 14:
  Level 15: [unhck] <- You are here
  Pool Challenge: level 4
  Level 4:

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 16 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 10 times
  You eaten meat 8 times
  You have communicated with the gods 4 times
  You prayed to the gods 4 times
  You hit with a wielded weapon 340 times
  You killed 155 monsters
  You read items or engraved 17 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 109 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 11 potions
  You zapped wands 4 times
  You read scrolls 12 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 1 time
  You teleported 4 times
  You levelported 1 time
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 4 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 33
  You had a maximum sanity of 76
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 9 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 2 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 1 time
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 6 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 1 time
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 1 time
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 7 times
  You fumbled 1 time
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 83 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 1 time
  You landed 2 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 20 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 1 time
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 5 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 1 wand
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 3 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 1 time
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new devil 0 times
  You allowed 2 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 2 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 2 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks

Your skills at the end (21 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Basic] (max Expert) (34 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (64 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Expert) (55 of 160)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    pick-axe           [Basic] (max Expert) (82 of 160)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Skilled] (max Expert) (186 of 540)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (92 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    grinder            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    (none)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    devices            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (28 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (9 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (18 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (10 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...