Branyolo, neutral male android Noob Mode Barb




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[Branyolo the Complete Scrub]  St12 Dx11 Co12 In7 Wi7 Ch4 NooAndMalNeu+U
Dlvl:2 *105 HP83(83) Pw1(1) AC-1 Exp1 T611


Latest messages
  THUD!
  You break open the lock!
  You see here a wooden box {500}.
  w - a wooden box {500}.
  In what direction? [hykulnjb><] 
  Never mind.
  What do you want to use or apply? [asvw or ?*] 
  30 gold pieces.
  x - the vivardoradorium amulet named Spider's Tongue {0}.
  What do you want to remove? [q or ?*] 
  You were wearing a ribbon amulet {0}.
  What do you want to put on? [lqx or ?*] 
  It constricts your throat!
  x - the amulet of strangulation named Spider's Tongue (being worn) {0}.
  Your neck is becoming constricted. (2x)
  Your blood is having trouble reaching your brain. (2x)
  The pressure on your neck increases. (2x)
  Your consciousness is fading. (2x)
  You're about to suffocate.
  You suffocate.

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  11
  Your max alignment was  12
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have the double effect of this property: fear factor
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 239
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 20
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 24
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 41
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 24
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 96%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 80%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 86%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 85% of the time only
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: protection spells
  The following skill could not be trained at all: spirituality
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: firearms
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: healing spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: healing spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: trident (turn 329)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: matter spells (turn 48649)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: occult spells
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  2
  Your hairstyle was 'wasteland' and your beard type is 'old samurai'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5610 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 20
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 32911
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 138752
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 13091
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1993530
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was gremlin
  The monster class that was spawned more often: piece of food (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blushful jubilate (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: undead pirate (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: xeroxing deaccessioned (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: argent beggar (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty roc (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petro permamimic (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: grogrue (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: leant willingest (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: laservenger (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blue eyes white dragon (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: May-Britt's fluffy sandal (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: refractive hematological (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: megademon (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: repercussive sputum (freq bonus 66)
  The monster species that spawned more often: silva grue (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: haggardly comparing (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black missingno (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Naberius (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: apprentice growth (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porc (freq bonus 15)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wait for you to come (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monster pants (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can hide (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who belong to the metal mafia (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your spell memory (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with seduction dialogue (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that revive after death (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who talk about glyphs (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are whiny little sissies (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: wood wolf
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fiery lady
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: jaguar
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: embarrassed catcall
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: midhulk
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: penguin
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: wandkeeper
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: muzzle fiend
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hobbit chef
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: tamboura statutory
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: blob
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chaos terrain (illusory)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: right mouse button stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: recurring spell loss stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helm versus death (etheric helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spear ((null), freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark bar ((null), freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shimmering dragon scale shield (shimmering dragonhide shield, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ella's jewel (dark blue, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: obsidian hostage chain ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quasimodular boots (femmy boots, freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wereform stone (gray, freq bonus 36)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of badness (prismatic, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleece bolt ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gentleman's suit (expensive clothes, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: red tea (baloon flower, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blood loss stone (gray, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chromatic beam (chromatic, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: entrapping (scintillating, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bronze mace ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blue spell helmet (bluy helmet, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Antje's jewel (dark blue, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pink double lightsword ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: option stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chromatic beam (chromatic, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: war hat (wide metal helm)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: kelp frond ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ground stomp (groundbreaking)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: DSTW stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: nurse uniform (white dress)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amber fragment (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pet AI stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lycanthropy (doggy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: berserk (immortal)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: tunnel trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: laser trap (freq bonus 6)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 88 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 61
  Traps were extra hard to find 13% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 694
  Strength training was 2
  Dexterity training was 2
  Wisdom training was 9
  Constitution training was 29
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 999 alla remaining
  You were poison resistant
  You had 1 points of enchantment expertise
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had 856 points of nutrition remaining
  You could survive without air
  You had resistance to death rays
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop
  Your deity was I Have To Reload
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.2 (d129f987) - last build Mon Mar 27 08:45:54 2023.
  You could not  have safely prayed (293)
  You are dead 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  berserk               1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
    amulet versus poison (eating)
    amulet of strangulation (vivardoradorium)
  Weapons
    battle-axe (double-headed axe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (THIS IS YOUR GRAVE)
    scroll of mana (NEWTBANISH FISHMEPH LCSTHETOADSTOOL)
    scroll of phase door (DO YOU WANT TO FEEL UP MY EROTIC GREEN PANTS)
    scroll of standard id (ZA WARUDO)
    scroll of cure (YUM YUM)
    scroll of heal other (THE SOW STUPID JESPER GOT BEATEN UP)
  * scroll of extra healing (HI  GUYS IM ON MY  TABLETTEN)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (HACKEM MUCHE)
    scroll of enchant weapon (AROBREITHA BOLCHOSETH KOKKOLOIPTOLE RAMBITHNIPS)
  Potions
    potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2
  Level 1:
  Level 2: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 4 times
  You killed 4 monsters
  You read items or engraved 7 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 1 time
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 1 potion
  You zapped wands 2 times
  You read scrolls 4 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 11
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 2 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new android 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    (none)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    devices            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (9 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (8 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...