BSOD2, neutral male vamgoyle User of Stand ------ -- |..@..[.. |...@...| ........| |.......| --------- [BSOD2 the Arrow Pierced] St11 Dx9 Co14 In8 Wi11 Ch8 UseVgoMalNeu S1 Dlvl:1 $1 HP14(14) Pw12(12) AC10 Xp1/0 Wt0/1430 T1 Latest messages Hello BSOD2, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral male vamgoyle User of Stand. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, time for today's weather broadcast! Let's see what's up in the Dungeons of Doom... The current weather is pleasant. 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Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 5 Your max alignment was 5 You carried 5 sins You could not have this property at all: corrosivity You could not have this property extrinsically: regeneration You could not have this property intrinsically: EXP boost Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 142 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 33 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 39 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 20 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 144 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 87% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 25% Wand drop chance was reduced to 99% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 84% Potion drop chance was reduced to 94% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 66% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: shield The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: squeaking The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: hammer The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: form I (Shii-Cho) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body spells (turn 988) The following skill became untrainable after a while: devices (turn 37891) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 98 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'bald' and your beard type is 'old fogey' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 9 Monster spawn increase started at turn 67247 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 616854 In this game, Eevee's evolution was glaceon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2896 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1398601 The monster class that cannot be genocided was archfiend The monster species that spawned more often: trek allowing whumped (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: legion devil soldier (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: orc of the ages of stars (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: unrestrictedly wagering (freq bonus 144) The monster species that spawned more often: dumbie speech error (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: calling siren (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: random black mage (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: foocubus mind flayer (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: potboiled acceder muddled (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: sympathize unseduced refute (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: loaded beam (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: purged headset (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: invisible badguy (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: invited premeditating (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: sqaaker (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: moontiger (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bookcase sangria birretta (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: big iguana (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: decon (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: hobbit veteran (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cancel you (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as mind flayers (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that roar (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that revive after death (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always female (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 3 (freq bonus 9) The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant toad The monster species that never randomly spawned: affirmative president cunt The monster species that never randomly spawned: brain ooze The monster species that never randomly spawned: mana monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: wraithworm The monster species that never randomly spawned: israelite synesthesia The monster species that never randomly spawned: overcasual campily The monster species that never randomly spawned: espionage buoyant overfatigue The monster species that never randomly spawned: toothache nurse The monster species that never randomly spawned: wailer spirit The monster class that always generated with extra speed: orc The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rhodochrosite (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: eternium mattock (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tooled horn (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crowbar (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark hand gloves (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: emerald dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil variant (Scrolls, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nano nunchiaku (Chains, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ward (Scrolls, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of item insecurity (Amulets, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange spell gloves (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cyan double lightsaber (Tools, freq bonus 25) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: exciting armor (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy status cloak (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: futon swatter (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: qatar (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of acceleration (Implants, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruffled shirt (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vaporize (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: choiceless stone (Gems, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bulletproof vest (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of reflection (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 92) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: disintegration (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mass murder (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: haste self (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fire bolt (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: have-a-pin stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of fast decay (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: chaos trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: hybrid trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 433 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 94 Traps were extra hard to find 9% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 789 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having corrosivity (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You had improved technique levels You had echolocation You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 200 spells Your pantheon consisted of Jonathan Joestar, Hirohiko Araki and Cars Your deity was Hirohiko Araki The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:03 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (315) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status dazzle 1 R Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) draw blood 1 R Prepared(0) symbiosis 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (SFEIND MONSIEUR IB) scroll of mana (AKU WIS ENTUK WONG SAIKI PANCENE CUKUP SAKA IKU) scroll of phase door (AURE ENTULUVA) scroll of standard id (UGGELUGGELUGGEL) scroll of cure (AWAY KRATSCHED) scroll of heal other (UH OH THE SUCCUBUS OF MOLOCH IS PREGNANT) * scroll of extra healing (WOE TO THE PLIERS) * scroll of greater mana restoration (CHALCHAK CHALKOUM CHIAM CHARCHROUM) Tools tooled horn (horn) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new vamgoyle 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) claw [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye BSOD2 the User of Stand... 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