BSOD2, chaotic male serb Druid --+---- |.....| ....{B| |%...@| ------- [BSOD2 the Fire Tower Caster] St15 Dx16 Co12 In12 Wi6 Ch11 DrdSerMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP10(10) Pw13(13) AC7 Xp1/0 Wt25/1570 T1 Latest messages Hello BSOD2, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic male serb Druid. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: warning You could not have this property extrinsically: flying You could not have this property intrinsically: confusion resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 159 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 16 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 86% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 75% Ring drop chance was reduced to 99% Wand drop chance was reduced to 97% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 97% Armor drop chance was reduced to 86% Food drop chance was reduced to 90% Shop item generation was reduced to 65% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 86% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: attack spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: lance The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: memorization The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: occult spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: type 4: wedge heels (turn 960) The following skill became untrainable after a while: club (turn 12564) Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 1% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 85 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'tunnel snake' and your beard type is 'old fogey' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 23 Monster spawn increase started at turn 184127 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 877406 In this game, Eevee's evolution was venomeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2554 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1177209 The monster class that cannot be genocided was eye or sphere The monster species that spawned more often: tallowed mantlet (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: sternly flatwise (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: treasure bus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: alien mother (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: paraphernalia awaked (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: marid elemental (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Olog-hai spellcaster (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: Johanetta's dancing shoe (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: fem elemental (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: great ogre mage (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: small gas spore (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: readily maunderer (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: luminescent fungus (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: unihorn trove (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: surefire cowered (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: ethereal dragon (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: hurrahed bobble (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: seadra (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: scud myasthenic (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pedestrianism response (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with shock resistance (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that howl at the moon (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make your equipment wet (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as minion (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat leather and other organics (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that like to mimic objects (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as mind flayers (freq bonus 6) The monster species that never randomly spawned: gwen actor The monster species that never randomly spawned: kinky bedmate escort The monster species that never randomly spawned: transplantation weatherizing The monster species that never randomly spawned: blue-red mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: hole mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: spirit The monster species that never randomly spawned: drum stint reluctance The monster species that never randomly spawned: Yasaman's leather boot The monster species that never randomly spawned: confounding typal The monster species that never randomly spawned: attractive butt The monster class that always generated with extra speed: pile of coins The monster class that more likely to generate with musable stuff: jelly The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: apply nail polish (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: delight stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of scent (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dragon spear (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vampire blood (Potions, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: random detection (Spellbooks, freq bonus 57) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of erosion (Implants, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Anastasia's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opaque thoughts (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sharp axe (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: catapult (Weapons, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trap creation stone (Gems, freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Patricia steel-capped sandals (Armor, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Nora's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: catwalk sandals (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: warning (Rings, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: club (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pseudo teleporter cloak (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Charlotte's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: urine (Spellbooks, freq bonus 53) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: choice-o-mate cloak (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of control (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of lycanthropy (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Comestibles (freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 76) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: power failure (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of thawing (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: plasteel armor (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: blade trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: covetousness trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 632 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 100 Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 514 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having warning (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 90 spells Your pantheon consisted of Tal Rascha, Blood Raven and B-a-a-l Your deity was B-a-a-l The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:02 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (493) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - create familiar 7 + 35 occult 99% 600% b - charm monster 4 + 20 enchant 87% 300% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of return (PHYSIC STUNT DAMAGE SMALLERS) scroll of healing (TERRAHACK SOKOBAN IS ACTUALLY BOROBAN BECAUSE BOOOORING) scroll of mana (GRXNAR GRXNAR ATNERC CRATHATFV JVF XBOBAT) scroll of phase door (THE BOOBIES OF APRIL MAY HAVE A MOTOR IN THEM) scroll of standard id (SUPER BURNINATE ENEMY WITH VERY TIRED) scroll of cure (MANDEVILHACK WILL BE A VARIANT OF FIQHACK) scroll of heal other (FINGER OF DEATH SELFZAP) * scroll of extra healing (FRAUSCH) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ALTERNATE BETWEEN MASSAGING AND KICKING THE NUTS) Spellbooks spellbook of create familiar (patterned) spellbook of charm monster (jet-studded) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new serb 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye BSOD2 the Druid... 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