BSOD2, chaotic male matrixer Ice Mage ---- #|@. |%d#| ..# -- [BSOD2 the Cooler] St6 Dx12 Co9 In19 Wi4 Ch5 IceMaxMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP17(17) Pw17(17) AC6 Xp1/0 Wt96/1040 T1 Latest messages Hello BSOD2, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic male matrixer Ice Mage. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? # Really quit? 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Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: slow digestion You could not have the double effect of this property: infravision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 33 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 607 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 96% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Potion drop chance was reduced to 95% Armor drop chance was reduced to 89% Tool drop chance was reduced to 79% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: enchantment spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: divination spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: sexy flats The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: type 3: block heels The following skill became untrainable after a while: attack spells (turn 54159) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: matter spells (turn 26349) Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 4% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 112 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'punk' and your beard type is 'saber rattler' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 128750 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 501265 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2327 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1406310 The monster class that cannot be genocided was cockatrice The monster class that was spawned more often: cat or other feline (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: High Elvenking (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: outshooter (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: inboard shuttled (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: amnesia turret (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: kitsune (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: magic hawk moth (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: watchwork automaton (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: caller nielsen (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: rotten exhausted noodle (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: young cyan dragon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: edifying deceptive cringe (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: cursed grue (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: quartered legibly (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: elf-lord rogue (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: Elena (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: low flame mage (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: bushmaster brewed (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: phalange undercharge (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: startbaddie (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: reciprocation cavefish (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with razor-sharp stone edges (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks tickle you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who talk about glyphs (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have trample attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that hit as a +1 weapon (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cast clerical spells (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks teleport you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who imitate the quest leader (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks teleport you to them (freq bonus 3) The monster species that never randomly spawned: training laser The monster species that never randomly spawned: Tanja The monster species that never randomly spawned: agent of the black market The monster species that never randomly spawned: lucozade The monster species that never randomly spawned: dissevered leviathan composted complexer The monster species that never randomly spawned: gray dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: hardbite spider The monster species that never randomly spawned: highland tractor The monster species that never randomly spawned: USA soldier The monster species that never randomly spawned: red datafish The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of prism (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: turbodull stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: quite heavy iron ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of galvanization (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 35) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dunce cap (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lootcut stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow spell cloak (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of insulation (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sleep (Spellbooks, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lead box (Tools, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quicksand (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elm street stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Natalje's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jet (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: piano (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mini-nuke (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: K-ration (Comestibles, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of initialization failure (Amulets, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferior bolt (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: whispering helmet (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of karma (Implants, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of edibility (Amulets, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meat stick (Comestibles, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 97) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 78) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: loadboulder (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: time (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shield of peace (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of leech (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of yellowish brown glass (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: caltrop (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Henrietta combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boots of shock resistance (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wonder (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mesh saddle (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: rare spawn trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: failure trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 584 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 90 Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 114 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Air, Frost and Smoke Your deity was Smoke The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:06 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (298) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - freeze sphere 1 + 5 matter 0% 100% b - cone of cold 5 + 37 matter 40% 400% c - confuse monster 2 + 10 enchant 0% 100% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status reinforce memory 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons quarterstaff (staff) Scrolls scroll of blank paper (unlabeled) scroll of healing (SONIC 3 AND KERIO) scroll of mana (YOU REALLY BECOME STRONGER) scroll of phase door (CRASH EM EXTENDED QUALITY ASSURANCE) scroll of standard id (RGB ZNFUVAALL CRERIBQ) scroll of cure (PEENYS OSAHIBREGEE) scroll of heal other (ANTVAULT DOORVAULT RATVAULT) * scroll of extra healing (SUCH A FLEECY LYNN) * scroll of greater mana restoration (WHOM DWELL IN THE VANITY) Spellbooks spellbook of freeze sphere (gold) spellbook of cone of cold (cribbed) spellbook of confuse monster (visaged) Potions potion of gain energy (hibiscus) Rings ring of shock resistance (blasted) Wands wand of cold (golden) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new matrixer 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye 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