BSOD2, neutral male umber Mystic ..- .@. ... [BSOD2 the Insert clever name here] St16 Dx7 Co13 In13 Wi11 Ch7 MysUmbMalNeu S240 Min:3 $0 HP-1(47) Pw16(16) AC11 Xp3/35 Wt3443/1780 T356 Brd Latest messages [-1 -> 7] Warning: HP low! The bat mummy bites you! [-1 -> 7] Warning: HP low! The retard child hits you! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-3 -> 4] Warning: HP low! The bat mummy misses. The gnome lord misses. The back pew hits you! You are severely hurt! [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The bat mummy bites you! [-1 -> 2] Warning: HP low! The man zombie claws you! You die... Your inventory Amulets a - an uncursed amulet of mental boost {0} Implants b - an uncursed -3 implant of heavy lubrication {0} Weapons c - an uncursed +0 fly swatter (weapon in foreclaw) {4} Armor d - the uncursed -1 pair of levitation boots named Cubragol {8} Scrolls i - an uncursed finalized scroll of food detection {0} q - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} r - 3 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} s - an uncursed thoroughly rotted scroll of mana {0} t - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} u - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} v - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} w - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks j - an uncursed finalized spellbook of levitation (0:1) {0} Potions h - an uncursed potion of monster detection {0} Rings e - an uncursed ring of fire resistance {0} Wands k - an uncursed wand of bad effect (0:13) {0} Tools f - an uncursed skeleton key {0} Gems l - 9 uncursed +0 rocks (in quiver) {0} Boulders/Statues m - an uncursed statue of a death lichen {30} Iron balls n - an uncursed -5 heavy stone ball {2400} Chains o - an uncursed +1 chrome scourge {1000} Venoms p - 52 uncursed +0 acid venoms {1} The statue of a death lichen is empty. Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 6 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: burnopathy You could not have the double effect of this property: diminished bleeding Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 5 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 19 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 99% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 64% Ring drop chance was reduced to 98% Wand drop chance was reduced to 82% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 97% Armor drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 15% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 99% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: gun control The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: venom The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: hammer The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body spells (turn 448) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: enchantment spells (turn 69354) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 113 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 3 Your hairstyle was 'spikey' and your beard type is 'honest abe' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5355 turns ago Your areola diameter was 10 Monster spawn increase started at turn 92161 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 384369 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2894 Your limit for ascension was at turn 3693372 The monster class that cannot be genocided was light The monster class that was spawned more often: Keystone Kop (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: hugger dragon (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Randonir (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: toro rosso (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: hawkeye tantara (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: seedier invoke teaspoon organophosphate (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: steng fly (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: portly vino (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: cavil deliquesce (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: fumarolic exhalant civilest (freq bonus 11) The monster species that spawned more often: goodbye cat (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: leaker airiest corkwood (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: sterility annual (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: legalized chemically friar (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: large tour bus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: grontah sephirah (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: minuscule permamimic (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: clomp reached (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: ensuing infinitesimally (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: lost italian plumber (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: undead lunatic (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that grunt (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as lord (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are whiny little sissies (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who always flee from you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do shock damage (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have no head (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: ember colossus The monster species that never randomly spawned: exploding greaseball The monster species that never randomly spawned: dimm coin The monster species that never randomly spawned: pile of very lazy coins The monster species that never randomly spawned: oblivion beast The monster species that never randomly spawned: corona troll The monster species that never randomly spawned: vicious wolf The monster species that never randomly spawned: halfling powerslinger The monster species that never randomly spawned: The Grand Inquisitor The monster species that never randomly spawned: absent warp patch The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lacquered dancing shoe (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: green mate (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boiler kaboom (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gentlewoman's dress (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blank paper (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: broken sword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Nelly lady pumps (Armor, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: oilskin cloak (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder arrow (Weapons, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: airstep boots (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: small sword (Weapons, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Melissa wedge boots (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lead clump (Gems, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: two-handed sword (Weapons, freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of naked stripping (Gems, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sing platform boots (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: light shield (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of butchery (Implants, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hunting rifle (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of absorption (Implants, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wakeup call stone (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plasteel gloves (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flint spear (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of prism (Amulets, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Patricia steel-capped sandals (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of integrity (Implants, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: orange dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: disruption shield (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: homicide trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: spacewars trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 414 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 91 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 586 Strength training was 2 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 17 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were shock resistant You were poison resistant You were experiencing reduced Elbereth effectiveness (1) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1217 points of nutrition remaining You aggravated monsters You were aggravating monsters for 67108864 more turns You could sense others' pain You had confusion resistance You were lucky (1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Donkey Kong, Jack Bauer and the blue Power Ranger Your deity was Jack Bauer The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (5d9e1da4) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:35:47 2025. You played for 0:01:34 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (217) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - levitation 4 + 20 body 62% 299% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Prepared(0) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) buc test 3 R Prepared(0) injection 3 O Prepared(0) revivification 2 O Prepared(0) kiii 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of mental boost (arcanium) Implants implant of heavy lubrication (skyrim fog) Armor levitation boots (fetish heels) Scrolls scroll of food detection (HARATTAMA KIYOTTAMA) scroll of healing (DUEDUEDUE DUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE) scroll of mana (SIPHRI BRISKYLMA AROUAZAR) scroll of phase door (THE AMY RAN A HALF MARATHON UNTRAINED IN 2H 38MIN) scroll of standard id (GO ON THE BARRICADES) scroll of cure (K MEASURER CAUSES QUICKTRAVEL TO PUSH SOKO BOULDERS INTO CORNERS) scroll of heal other (WE ARE ALL INFECTED BY THE MESHERA) * scroll of extra healing (LEGEND OF FH BREATH OF THE DANK) * scroll of greater mana restoration (VIELAE YKSI TYHMAE KUOLEMAAN) Spellbooks spellbook of levitation (olive green) Potions potion of monster detection (orange tea) Rings ring of fire resistance (lacy) Wands wand of bad effect (pressurized) Tools skeleton key (key) Venoms * acid venom (splash of venom) * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: The Gnomish Mines: level 3 Level 3: <- You are here Vanquished creatures a grant a thirv spore 0 hobbit younglings (1 created) 0 lusher hobbits (1 created) 0 retard children (1 created) a bummy 0 fast mimickers (1 created) an easy piercer a sicklichen a spore lichen 0 grimers (1 created) 0 sub-gnomes (1 created) 0 back pews (1 created) 0 stroke gnomes (1 created) 0 unable gnomes (1 created) 0 gnomes (1 created) 0 satanic gnomes (1 created) 0 spam gnomes (1 created) 0 nomes (1 created) 0 pt gnomes (1 created) 0 crygnomes (1 created) 0 gnome lords (1 created) 0 bat mummies (1 created) 0 newt mummies (1 created) a grid xorn 0 man zombies (1 created) 0 creeping 42's (1 created) 0 coins from the dirt (1 created) 0 stationary walls (1 created) 0 +1 nl walls (1 created) a health trove 31 creatures born. 8 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You followed a strict vegan diet You eaten 7 times You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 7 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 6 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new umber hulk 0 times You allowed 1 egg to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) claw [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye BSOD2 the Mystic... You died in The Gnomish Mines on dungeon level 3 with 240 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 356 moves. Killer: a monster (man zombie) You were level 3 with a maximum of 47 hit points when you died. You made the top ten list! No Points Name Hp [max] * 1 240 BSOD2-Mys-Umb-Mal-Neu died in The Gnomish Mines on level 3. Killed by a monster (man zombie). - [47]