BSOD2, neutral female ungenomoldic Jester #-------- #,.......| #,|......| #,|..?.... ------ #,|......| |....| #,|....\.| |..... #,--.-----# |..$<| #,##,,,,,,## |.%..| 1 1 K #,# #####,,## |.)..| --|-----,# #,,###---.-- |K.E.E.|,# #,,,,# #,# |KKK...|,# ###,# #,# |@K....|,# ----------.---.----- 1 |KKKEK.|,# |...........%......| |..E....,# |..$......$`.......| --------# |..................| -------------------- [BSOD2 the Juggler] St9 Dx8 Co13 In9 Wi8 Ch14 JesUngFemNeu S673 Dlvl:4 $99 HP54(54) Pw44(44) AC10 Xp4/137 Wt8/1440 T479 Par Latest messages The New Kop hits you! [-4 -> 14] The Keystone Kop misses. You hear muffled hissing. You finish your prayer. The voice of Bailey thunders: "Thou hast angered me." A black glow surrounds you. # Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) You begin praying to Moloch. The Uniform Kop swings his club. The Uniform Kop misses. The Bloedstone Kop swings his rubber hose. The Bloedstone Kop hits you! [-7 -> 7] You see a door open. The kestrel bites you! [-4 -> 3] The New Kop hits you! You return to ungenomoldic form! Final attributes You have strayed Your alignment was -2 Your max alignment was 13 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: peacevision You could not have this property extrinsically: half spell damage You could not have this property intrinsically: diminished bleeding Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 340 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 16 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 26 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 183 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 99% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 90% Ring drop chance was reduced to 73% Wand drop chance was reduced to 78% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 93% Potion drop chance was reduced to 98% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 95% Food drop chance was reduced to 99% Shop item generation was reduced to 65% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 80% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: polearms The following skill could not be trained at all: polymorphing The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: two-handed weapons The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: petkeeping The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: enchantment spells (turn 3038) The following skill became untrainable after a while: bare-handed combat (turn 19369) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: healing spells (turn 47702) Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 10% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 3 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your remaining amount of free polymorphs was 100 Your hairstyle was 'super bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5478 turns ago Your areola diameter was 25 Monster spawn increase started at turn 126640 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 182868 In this game, Eevee's evolution was volareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 15903 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2078409 The monster class that cannot be genocided was pudding or ooze The monster class that was spawned more often: piercer (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: sleeprobber beetle (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: disgusting fungus (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: nine (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: indigo lobster (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Daniel (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: scoffed uprooting (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: sickly warrior (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: damn eye (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: geckechaun (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: Miss Mud/Dirt (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: discern roping (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: mystery dragon (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mutated plant (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: grandmaster grid bug (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: tanjawood neo (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: disarm bawling (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: hittable skeleton (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: blasphemous stalk (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: runout utilise (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: grown cloudy (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from dnethack (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: hippogriff The monster species that never randomly spawned: cosmos flower The monster species that never randomly spawned: dislodged farmhouse sot turfing The monster species that never randomly spawned: jaracaca The monster species that never randomly spawned: gargantuan cockatrice The monster species that never randomly spawned: JUGEN The monster species that never randomly spawned: incorruption restamped agendum The monster species that never randomly spawned: grave avenger The monster species that never randomly spawned: little bum The monster species that never randomly spawned: temple monkey The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: brown shit cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: grandidierite (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: knock (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone star (Weapons, freq bonus 35) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: maximum damage stone (Gems, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect monsters (Wands, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flooding (Scrolls, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quarterstaff (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diminished bleeding (Rings, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: striking (Wands, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: urine (Potions, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Janina's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: recurring spell loss stone (Gems, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of menstrating (Implants, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tunnels (Scrolls, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spell retain cloak (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of paranoia (Implants, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lucern hammer (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of pumping (Implants, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimatter MG bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: thunder (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 49) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: detect monsters (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy attack (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: steel-capped sandal (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silver pistol bullet (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: julia trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: metabolic trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 214 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1440 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 8 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 8 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were paralyzed (-2) You were punished You had the following problem: Monster attacks always deal maximum damage to you. (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from very slight contamination. (8) You were prevented from having peacevision (0) You were warned You had automatic searching You had 1217 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had polymorphitis You were extremely unlucky (-10) You had extra health (1) Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Barnum, Bailey and Shaco Your deity was Bailey The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.2 (53083aba) - last build Tue Apr 2 10:35:27 2024. You played for 0:03:13 hours (this value may or may not be correct) Bailey was very angry with you (6) You could not have safely prayed (5085) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - light 1 + 5 divine 8% 99% b - lightning 4 + 20 matter 90% 299% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status world fall 4 R Prepared(0) appraisal 4 R Prepared(0) panic digging 4 R Prepared(0) phase door 4 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 4 R Prepared(0) poke ball 4 R Prepared(0) research 4 R Prepared(0) weapon practice 4 R Prepared(0) calm steed 4 R Prepared(0) turn undead 4 R Prepared(0) blessing 4 R Prepared(0) draw blood 4 R Prepared(0) surgery 4 R Prepared(0) double thrownage 4 R Prepared(0) eddy wind 4 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor dunce cap (conical hat) regular gloves (chitin gloves) Scrolls scroll of healing (WIZZY LABOR CO) scroll of mana (SCHWULERNAHCERFEHRSFERBUND) scroll of phase door (ULULATING WAGGISH) scroll of standard id (MAREIRON DIPSACUS FEROX) scroll of cure (HALP WHY AM I SO BAD) scroll of heal other (AVEZ VOUS DEJA LE FRANCAIS) * scroll of extra healing (TO MENY SHOTING TO BE AVOID) * scroll of greater mana restoration (AMYBSOD IS A HARLOT ACCORDING TO VAMPIRECONVICT) scroll of genocide (BWFA LTEANDA) Spellbooks spellbook of light (snow-white) spellbook of lightning (dark gray) Wands wand of death (corny) Gems worthless piece of dark blue glass (dark blue) flint stone (gray) worthless piece of cyan glass (cyan) healthstone (gray) junk metal (gray) worthless piece of orange glass (orange) maximum damage stone (gray) worthless piece of violet glass (violet) worthless piece of pink glass (pink) worthless piece of black glass (black) worthless piece of yellow glass (yellow) worthless piece of red glass (red) worthless piece of white glass (white) worthless piece of blue glass (blue) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 4 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: Level 4: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You have communicated with the gods 10 times You prayed to the gods 10 times You hit with a wielded weapon 6 times You killed 14 monsters You were illiterate You genocided 1 type of monster You never polymorphed an object You changed form 3 times You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 1 time You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 2 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -2 You had a maximum alignment of 8 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 8 You successfully searched for traps 1 time You successfully searched for doors or corridors 6 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 3 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 7 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times You fumbled 2 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 2 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new ungenomold 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 9 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (17 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Expert) (26 of 160) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye BSOD2 the Jester...