BSOD2, chaotic male dryad Yautja -------------- |.....|......| |............| +............| -.-+--|-------### #,# #,,%,,,,@Z,, #,, ##,####}}-.- ##,# #,,# .... } ,,,# #,## .... ,,,,# #,# ... --}+--.---,# |........|,# |......<.|!# |........|## |......$.| ---------- [BSOD2 the Unblooded] St14 Dx7 Co16 In6 Wi5 Ch5 YauDryMalCha S2049 Spa:41 $29 HP0(21) Pw7(7) AC11 Xp1/5 Wt340/1660 T133 Latest messages Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran bites you! [-1 -> 5] You hear the footsteps of a guard on patrol. Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran misses. Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran bites you! You are severely hurt! [-2 -> 3] Warning: HP low! Your leg feels somewhat better. Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran bites you! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-2 -> 2] Warning: HP low! Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran misses. (2x) Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran bites you! You are severely hurt! [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran bites you! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 arm blaster (weapon in hand) {20} b - 100 uncursed +0 heavy blaster bolts (in quiver) {2} c - 5 uncursed +0 spears (alternate weapon; not wielded) {60} d - an uncursed +0 boomerang {0} e - an uncursed +1 scimitar {16} f - an uncursed +0 razor whip {20} g - an uncursed +0 natural stick {12} Armor i - an uncursed +0 plate mail {200} j - an uncursed +0 leather cloak {7} k - an uncursed +0 antenna {3} Scrolls h - an uncursed scroll of teleportation {0} l - 4 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} m - an uncursed greased scroll of healing {0} n - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} o - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} p - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} q - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} r - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -11 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: infravision You could not have this property intrinsically: spellboost Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 36 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 123 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 93% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 97% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 84% Armor drop chance was reduced to 96% Tool drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 97% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 87% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: divination spells The following skill could not be trained at all: polymorphing The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: enchantment spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: chaos spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: dart The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: matter spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: missile weapons (turn 212) The following skill became untrainable after a while: healing spells (turn 32987) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: crossbow (turn 21216) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'brush cut' and your beard type is 'tire tracks' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5132 turns ago Your areola diameter was 19 Monster spawn increase started at turn 55633 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 116481 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 9104 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1738310 The monster class that cannot be genocided was nymph The monster color that was spawned more often: orange (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: permamimicry ghost (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: copper dragon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: high orc captain (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: dead-eyes crazy dragon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: neo inka (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: flayed android (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: yellow femmy (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: roose (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: ooziest plow (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: conformed flying polyp (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mesospheric bristled paginate avocet (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: schist freethinking (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: doleful standstill (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: festering wound (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: seedmen bulletproofed (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: squishy maggot (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: rubying swansdown (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: horseplayer telex (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: colloquially bacilli (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: sulfur mold (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are immune to non-silver weapons (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cancel you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who allow you to play casino games (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with seduction dialogue (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks teleport you to them (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: oh-god monsters (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who snore (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat metal (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: normal porpse The monster species that never randomly spawned: black error The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant swamp frog The monster species that never randomly spawned: veil spirit The monster species that never randomly spawned: impossible dream turret The monster species that never randomly spawned: death cube The monster species that never randomly spawned: geid The monster species that never randomly spawned: nervously wheezier The monster species that never randomly spawned: sand mite The monster species that never randomly spawned: remembered ufo part The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: oil (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ESP (Potions, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weakness stone (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diving (Scrolls, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of seeing (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternal liar boots (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of fumbling (Armor, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: junk metal (Gems, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: two-handed trident (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of no digestion (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aimbot lightning (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of armoring (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of fast casting (Armor, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: petcat (Rings, freq bonus 106) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charging (Scrolls, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: guitar (Tools, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant weapon (Spellbooks, freq bonus 43) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: counterclockwise stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nerve poison (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Thai's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: digestion cake (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: endure cold (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of passion (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: infofuck stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cirmocline (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pet-stomping platform boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: clouds (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: real lie trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: petscrew trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 529 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 97 Traps were extra hard to find 13% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3477 Strength training was -2 Dexterity training was -1 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 1 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having infravision (0) You had 1363 points of nutrition remaining You had teleportitis Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 25 spells Your pantheon consisted of Macbeth, Zoness and Titania Your deity was Titania The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.0 (74a0e75f) - last build Sat Feb 10 11:29:29 2024. You played for 0:01:18 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (329) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status iron skin 1 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 1 R LIMIT(0) appraisal 1 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 1 R LIMIT(0) phase door 1 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Weapons scimitar (curved sword) Scrolls scroll of teleportation (YELLOWBEARD SCOURGE OF THE SEA) scroll of healing (HAPAX LEGOMENON) scroll of mana (I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD) scroll of phase door (NHQDB ENTRY 2376) scroll of standard id (THE ELDER PRIEST WAITS IN THE YENDORIAN TOWER) scroll of cure (ARGA NECROMUTATION GDA) scroll of heal other (ARTHUR SONIC PENDRAGON) * scroll of extra healing (HYPNOTIZED PLAGIARIST) * scroll of greater mana restoration (CRASH EM EXTENDED QUALITY ASSURANCE) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: levels 40 to 41 Level 40: Level 41: <- You are here Vanquished creatures a roach 0 tucholds (1 created) 0 mine kobolds (1 created) 0 unimportant kobolds (1 created) 0 baby kobolds (1 created) 0 baby leprechauns (1 created) 0 hehehe-hehe tinies (1 created) 0 gizards (1 created) 0 mynocks (1 created) 0 nooby piercers (1 created) 0 little lambs (1 created) 0 gazelles (1 created) 0 beeprats (1 created) 0 evasive sewer rats (1 created) a hare 0 truck cabs (1 created) 0 venom crawlers (1 created) 0 curare crawlers (1 created) 0 handicap bats (1 created) 0 fungobots (1 created) 0 ble ogres (1 created) a sp-do 0 new butts (1 created) 0 aggravating wallwalkers (1 created) 0 bat zombies (1 created) 0 agents of the black market (1 created) 0 squeak babes (2 created) 0 robots (1 created) 0 minighosts (1 created) 0 chingies (1 created) 0 repair fish (1 created) a gray newt 0 tortles (1 created) 0 piles of pennies (1 created) 0 novice roll walls (1 created) 36 creatures born. 4 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 5 times You killed 2 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -13 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new dryad 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) club [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (25 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye BSOD2 the Yautja... You died in Space Base on dungeon level 41 with 2047 points, and 29 pieces of gold, after 133 moves. Killer: a monster (bat zombie called Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthemonsteran) You were level 1 with a maximum of 21 hit points when you died. You made the top ten list! No Points Name Hp [max] * 1 2047 BSOD2-Yau-Dry-Mal-Cha died in Space Base on level 41. * Killed by a monster (bat zombie called * Fuckthepetwhydoihavetostartwithapetthatalwayskillsthe onsteran). - [21]