BSOD2, chaotic female ak Thief is dead! Mahou Shoujo




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[BSOD2 the Schoolkid]  St5 Dx3 Co11 In6 Wi16 Ch12 MahAktFemCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP22(22) Pw9(9) AC8 Xp1/0 Wt100/960 T4


Latest messages
  Restoring save file...
  You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom.
  Hello BSOD2, the ak Thief is dead! Mahou Shoujo, welcome back to SlashEMExtended!
  Sorry, but this version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Your current game ends now. Please start a new game on the up-to-date version, because this old version exists only to allow players to finish old runs and you don't seem to have an old savegame. If you feel that this is in error, get on the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera and complain to Amy.

Your inventory
  Armor
  a - an uncursed +0 scale mail (being worn) {100}

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  10
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: EXP boost
  You could not have this property intrinsically: the Force
  You could not have the double effect of this property: blindness resistance
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 20
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 16
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 92% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 83%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 79%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 99%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 57% of the time only
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: club
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: paddle
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: short sword (turn 23)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: body armor (turn 20251)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: martial arts
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Your hairstyle was 'shred flight'
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5003 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 25
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 15815
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 172068
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was glaceon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3835
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 965328
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was nemese
  The monster class that was spawned more often: turret (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: pimpled thinkable (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ergot clambake (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blue slaad (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: flaming vortex (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: enkindling chugged (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: trawallutt-ike (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Shaddai El Chai, Prince of Air (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ratling mummy (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Succubus Katcher (freq bonus 54)
  The monster species that spawned more often: snarlier eructing reecho flump stepping (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: seven-headed hydra (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Kop Sergeant (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tiny lich (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Elbereth's chosen one (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ice fungus (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: neckdragon (freq bonus 44)
  The monster species that spawned more often: begorra patronal (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Infested Noviere (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter magic-colored fungus (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dark elven priest (freq bonus 30)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have butt attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that mutter cantrips (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks slow you (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who belong to the metal mafia (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always spawned peaceful (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain wisdom (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who talk gibberish (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: exchanging shingly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: immigrated tartuffe miscasting
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: noneducable aridity
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: magic hawk moth
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: excrescent hyperopia
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: systemling
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mega rock fish
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: caterpillar sniper
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: grunthack beholder
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mussy hardboard
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: evil dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: black aestivalis (runed broadsword)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: meteoric nunchiaku ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blind self (irritating)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of magical drainage (deep cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: feather armor ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: immunity to drawbridges (drawn)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chocolate ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: printed shirt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder arrow ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black opal (black, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: foam chain ((null), freq bonus 68)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unknown knife ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: conundrum nugget (gray, freq bonus 115)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: free action (twisted, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of conflict (politician cloak, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark horn ((null), freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spiked battle boot ((null), freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad effect (LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spear ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison (cornered, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimagic stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ages (miocene, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubbletar ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fruit ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: torch ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: curse items (accursed, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: well building (EAT THIS YOU DEMON WENCH FROM HELL, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impossibly heavy mineral ball ((null), freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 58)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of tribute (athletic)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hellish bolt (hellish)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boiler kaboom (watered)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: clone monster (radiating)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heroic dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: laser pole ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gain level (overpowered)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gridbug conduct boots (chess boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: magic portal
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fortytwo trap (freq bonus 5)
  The spell school whose books are more common was matter spells (freq bonus 16)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 318 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 90
  Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1689
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were level-drain resistant
  You were magic-protected
  You were temporarily slower because you tried to hangup cheat (7)
  You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (1)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had 1497 points of nutrition remaining
  You aggravated monsters
  You were aggravating monsters for 83886080 more turns
  You could fly
  You were an un in Protect mode
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Queen Serenity, Angel Aphrodite and Queen Beryl
  Your deity was Queen Beryl
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.1 (e600db0c) - last build Fri Jan 27 04:59:48 2023.
  You could not  have safely prayed (184)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - cure stun              3 +    healing   46%  300%
  b - knock                  1 +     matter   37%  200%
  c - poison brand           3 +  elemental   42%  300%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)
  s-pressing            1  O   Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (SENIL LELLARAP)
    scroll of mana (CHENGEBIOCHTHO MYSAGOTH ECHE OO)
    scroll of phase door (DUNGEONDIPPER CRYPTCRUISER ZOTZOOMER)
    scroll of standard id (ERAU QSSI DRLO WEHT)
    scroll of cure (BIEN TACHYMETRE GRESILLEMENT)
    scroll of heal other (THATFEMINISTGIRL IS A VERY NICE PERSON)
  * scroll of extra healing (CHLELOR PHACHILER MAZ MACHAIRIOCH)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (PSINA PSINA KRADIDA PSIOMOIPS)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of cure stun (bird-like)
    spellbook of knock (namecalling)
    spellbook of poison brand (fleecy)
  Wands
    wand of striking (pokemon logo)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: level 1
  Level 1: <- You are here

Vanquished creatures
  0 fogses (1 created)
  0 touch spores (1 created)
  0 wanter demons (1 created)
  0 passhriekers (1 created)
  0 farting brats (1 created)
  0 kickboxing girls (1 created)
  0 twens (1 created)
  0 piles of worthless coins (1 created)
  8 creatures born.
  0 creatures vanquished.
  0 bosses born.
  0 bosses vanquished.

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 10
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 6 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new ak Thief is dead! 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    high heels         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    spirituality       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    implants           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    squeaking          [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form III (Soresu)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form VI (Niman)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    axe                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    venom              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    occult spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    elemental spells   [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    chaos spells       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dagger             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    pick-axe           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    saber              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    paddle             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    mace               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    flail              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    hammer             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye BSOD2 the Mahou Shoujo...
You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points,
and 0 pieces of gold, after 4 moves.
Killer: quit
You were level 1 with a maximum of 22 hit points when you quit.
Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.