BSOD2, chaotic female mactheist Form Changer ### ----#-#### ----------- ##,,, |....+},,######## ,|.....}...| --------,,-----....|##,,,,,,,,##,|....<....| ----.......,,.........|########,,,,,|.........| |.........|##|.........,,,,,,,,,###,..........| |.........|#,|........|#######,## ##----------- | `.......|,,-------.-- #,# |..........,## ####,,# #,# |......----## #,,,,## ##,##### -------- #,#### ,,,,,,,,###################### -- --- --.-- #,----#--,###,,,,,,,,,,,/,,,,,,,,---o...... |.`.|###,|.....|,# ######################,# ....| |..(-,,+,|..?!..,# , . |...|###,+(....|## | |..=+ ,,,------- |%..| ### ----- [BSOD2 the Balanced Doppelganger] St10 Dx8 Co10 In12 Wi10 Ch12 ForMacFemCha+Xn S26 Dlvl:1 $18 HP3(12) Pw31(31) AC10 Xp1/2 Wt0/1220 T139 Latest messages This door is locked. (4x) In what direction? [47896321><] WHAMMM!!! In what direction? [47896321><] As you kick the door, it crashes open! The RNG drops a vellum spellbook {0}. You see here a wooden container {850}. It misses. The RNG turns into a boss spaceship! You hit it. You kill it! The RNG drops a vellum spellbook {0}. 1 gold piece. The RNG eats a noob stonebiter corpse {500}. There is a wall in the way! (3x) The marine goblin picks up 7 grapes {0}. You see here a flashing wand {0}. The marine goblin zaps a vertical wand! The blast of disintegration hits you! [-9 -> 3] Your inventory Scrolls b - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} c - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} d - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} e - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} f - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} g - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Wands a - a blessed wand of polymorph (2:15) {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 35 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 96% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 20% Wand drop chance was reduced to 90% Potion drop chance was reduced to 88% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 89% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 84% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: chaos spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: bare-handed combat The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: missile weapons The following skill became untrainable after a while: claw (turn 44918) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: divination spells (turn 30544) Sticky curses were more common by 3% Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 34616 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 80850 In this game, Eevee's evolution was volareon Your limit for ascension was at turn 23843898 The monster class that cannot be genocided was troll The monster class that was spawned more often: archfiend (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: kicker kobold (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: kobold phazer (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: really dangerous mushroom (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: kamadan (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: apprentice colony (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: red stalking lichen (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: volt wort (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: pointer warp patch (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: ogre mage (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: huntress (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: firewall (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: Yasaman's leather boot (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: shuffled subfamily (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: Marija the Wench (freq bonus 90) The monster species that spawned more often: bungus wort (freq bonus 108) The monster species that spawned more often: pale stalk (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: adult lindworm (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: dubbin gonococcic (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: sustain coma (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: Jana the Soft Wench (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fear (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fire, cold, shock and drain life damage (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as dwarf (freq bonus 5) The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant stone troll The monster species that never randomly spawned: skunk girl The monster species that never randomly spawned: jet unicorn The monster species that never randomly spawned: tropic beetle The monster species that never randomly spawned: tauntbugger The monster species that never randomly spawned: illegitimation astrobiological The monster species that never randomly spawned: arctic sunset The monster species that never randomly spawned: spea banger The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby sea dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: distrustful deadhead The monster class that always generated with extra speed: umber hulk The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: eternium mattock ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blacky helmet (middle-earth helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fortune cookie ((null), freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cryogenics (hostile, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amethyst dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 26) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: contro dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 358) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cyan spell stone (gray, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: urine (MIRAS PRICES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Katharina platform boots (extraterrestrial boots, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 25) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: downer trip (trippy, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: troll shield ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mining helm (round helmet, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tar star ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: material kit ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of nonfollowing (erudite cloak, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of blitzen (trump, freq bonus 60) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: limitation boots (velcro boots, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sinful heels (red sneakers, freq bonus 92) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boomerang ((null), freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: randomized helmet (RNG helmet, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: field gloves (camouflage patterned gloves, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mirror shield (polished shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: zoom shot crossbow ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: kristin trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: drop trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 439 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 80 Traps were extra hard to find 10% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1975 Strength training was 7 Dexterity training was 8 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 10 Your sanity was 0 You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1354 points of nutrition remaining Your sight was improved You had polymorph control Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Polypiling, Monster Polymorphing and Self-Polymorph Your deity was Self-Polymorph The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.0 (e13734ca) - last build Mon Mar 8 14:56:39 2021. You could have safely prayed (168) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WROTE A REDUNDANT AMOUNT OF GARBAGE) scroll of mana (SIR I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT) scroll of phase door (FUS RO DAH) scroll of standard id (USER DEATH IMMINENT) scroll of cure (SEGMENTATION FAULT) scroll of heal other (SPATZELSPATZELSPATZELSPATZELSPAAAAATZEL) * scroll of extra healing (ITS NEITHER YANNY NOR LAUREL ITS COVFEFE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (BREATH WEAPON 1 USED) Wands wand of polymorph (doggy) wand of disintegration beam (vertical) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 marine goblins (6 created) a noob stonebiter 0 egg-laying mammals (1 created) 0 newts (1 created) 0 chameleons (1 created) a pile of worthless coins 0 stationary walls (1 created) 12 creatures born. 2 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 2 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 1 wand You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new mactheist 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) riding [Unskilled] (max Master) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Master) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye BSOD2 the Form Changer... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 25 points, and 18 pieces of gold, after 139 moves. Killer: blast of disintegration You were level 1 with a maximum of 12 hit points when you died. You made the top ten list! No Points Name Hp [max] 1 3288 BSOD2-Elp-Hrl-Fem-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 8. Killed by a monster (bitty demon). - [94] 2 2354 BSOD2-Eme-Col-Mal-Neu died in The Gnomish Mines on level 6. Killed by a monster (Mr. Work Houses, the shopkeeper). - [111] 3 681 BSOD2-Sag-Lvl-Mal-Law died in The Gnomish Mines on level 3. Killed by sinking in shifting sand. 40 [48] 4 210 BSOD2-Tou-Pie-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. Killed by a shotgun shell. - [46] * 5 25 BSOD2-For-Mac-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by a blast of disintegration. 3 [12]