Andy, lawful male dinosaur Kurwa . > .. @ }@. [Andy the Sex Market Commodity] St18/01 Dx8 Co10 In6 Wi9 Ch17 KurDinMalLaw Dlvl:16 $64 HP-2(97) Pw42(42) AC-2 Xp7/1260 T1767 Latest messages What do you want to wield? [- axI or ?*] You cannot wield a two-handed weapon while wearing a shield. Collusion! You hit it. The marshal's plate mail blocks your attack. The marshal's large shield blocks your attack. You just miss the marshal. The marshal's plate mail blocks your attack. The marshal swings her long sword. The marshal hits you! c9S! Warning: HP low! The marshal swings her long sword. The marshal hits you! [-7 -> 2] Warning: HP low! d`"DQmɝ)K(ۢfz@AaDT The marshal swings her long sword. The marshal hits you! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 collusion knife (weapon in hand) {2} x - an uncursed +0 chemistry space axe {48} I - an uncursed +0 silver saber {12} Armor b - a cursed -25 evil dragon scale mail (being worn) {20} d - a cursed +1 momhat (being worn) {20} e - a cursed -4 pair of scaler mittens (being worn) {4} f - a cursed -11 evil dragon scale shield (being worn) {20} g - a cursed +0 pair of red spell heels (being worn) {8} Comestibles v - 3 uncursed slime molds {2} H - an uncursed partly eaten cram ration {1} K - an uncursed lembas wafer {1} Scrolls i - an uncursed scroll of taming {1} j - an uncursed scroll of trap detection {1} k - an uncursed scroll of boss companion {1} l - a cursed scroll of relocation {1} m - 5 uncursed scrolls of repair item {5} q - 3 uncursed scrolls of healing {2} r - 6 uncursed scrolls of mana {6} s - 4 uncursed scrolls of phase door {4} t - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {2} u - an uncursed scroll of cure {1} z - 2 cursed scrolls of healing {2} A - a cursed scroll of identify {1} L - a cursed scroll of standard id {1} Spellbooks B - an uncursed spellbook of jumping (0:3) {1} Potions F - an uncursed potion of booze called Acid? {1} Rings M - a cursed ring of fire resistance {1} Wands w - an uncursed wand of magic missile (0:2) {1} C - an uncursed wand of cancellation (0:5) {1} Tools y - a cursed skeleton key {1} Gems n - a cursed +10 fleece stone o - a cursed +10 speedbug stone p - a cursed +10 covetous stone Final attributes You were devoutly aligned Your alignment was 14 Your max alignment was 16 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: magic resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: double attacks You could not have this property intrinsically: displacement Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 113 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 13 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 18 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 214 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 51% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 73% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 35% Wand drop chance was reduced to 97% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 90% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance The following skill could not be trained at all: chaos spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: elemental spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: matter spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: shuriken The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: hammer The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: polearms The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: elemental spells (turn 11) Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 2 Monster spawn increase started at turn 66726 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 114206 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 264762 The monster class that cannot be genocided was vampire The monster class that was spawned more often: flying fish (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: irresistible fungus (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: eleven-headed hydra (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: porter spider (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: furious spore (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: water vortex (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: reddish fungus (freq bonus 22) The monster species that spawned more often: electric grue (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: winter wolf boss (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: kirinki (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: glare colony (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: flaming skull (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: vitality trove (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: bearded math teacher (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: vago (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: blue beetle (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: gray force fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: vampire orc (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: jealousy (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: bright star (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: minotaur priestess (freq bonus 72) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can drain your skills (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: beholder hivemother The monster species that never randomly spawned: hole force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: priestess mummy The monster species that never randomly spawned: small generator The monster species that never randomly spawned: Policeman Lieutenant The monster species that never randomly spawned: speedlich The monster species that never randomly spawned: corona mew The monster species that never randomly spawned: werenymph The monster species that never randomly spawned: arch-titan The monster species that never randomly spawned: property challenge The monster class that always generated with extra speed: angelic being The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mineral bolt ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elysium hostage chain ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: curse items (accursed) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: conundrum nunchiaku ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic harp (harp) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: small shield ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: paranoia stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sky dragon scale mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: petrify (petrified) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: emerald dragon scales ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of freedom (fleecy boots, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: repair armor (pergament, freq bonus 50) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mary sue gloves (princess gloves, freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dogshit boot ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire golem (jetting, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain level (leveled, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spellbinder (bound, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of data storage (icosaedrical, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: baseball bat ((null), freq bonus 91) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jumpsuit (silver clothes, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dropless stone (gray, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic mapping (ELAM EBOW, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of hostility (funk, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pasta ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: burrow (beautiful, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sickle ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven helm (runed helm, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: godmode (heavenly, freq bonus 81) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: resist random element (hot-cold, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sin (old-testamentarian) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of drain life (colorless cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: natural candle (candle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: holy wafer ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: felt-tip marker ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of dexterity (fencing gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gray dragon scales ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: full healing (heretical) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of fumbling (padded gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: totem summoning (garbage) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: wishing trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: girliness trap (freq bonus 1) Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3281 Strength training was 14 Dexterity training was 1 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 1 You had the speed bug. (0) You had the following problem: Minimum monster level depends on your current depth. (0) You had the following problem: Your momma will repeatedly be insulted. (0) You had the following problem: Covetous monster AI fires each turn. (0) You had the following problem: The walls became invisible. (16777216) You had the following problem: Picking up a blessed item instantly curses it. (0) You had the following problem: Inventory item descriptions appear in fleecy colors, which is actually not all that problematic. :-) (0) You had the following problem: Your spells became red. (0) You had the following problem: Monster respawn speeded up rapidly. (0) You were prevented from having magic resistance (0) You were prevented from having double attacks (0) Your chance to block was 0% You had 851 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero Your pantheon consisted of Ewa, Lorskel and Kaczynski Your deity was Ewa The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.0.0 (e9dea08d) - last build Fri Jul 14 15:47:11 2017. You could have safely prayed (156) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - jumping 1 body 5% 127% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 7X Prepared(0) appraisal 7 R Prepared(0) panic digging 7 R Not Ready(5692) phase door 7 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 7 R Prepared(0) berserk 7 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor eerie cloak (blinking cloak) momhat (gemmed helmet) scaler mittens (nonexistant gloves) evil dragon scale shield (evil dragonhide shield) red spell heels (turbo boots) Scrolls scroll of destroy armor (AMYBSOD INVITES YOU TO SLASHEMEXTENDED IRC CHANNEL) scroll of taming (FINESTRE E UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO VERAMENTE STUPIDO) scroll of trap detection (THE GEHENNOM FUN PATCH IS ACTUALLY THE GEHENNOM EVIL PATCH) scroll of boss companion (DO YOU WHITE WHERE THE FLIGHT HARBOR IS) scroll of relocation (RATSANOPU) scroll of repair item (YOU HAVE 200 QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS GAME SO YOU SHOULD ASK AMY) scroll of healing (FPMAM) scroll of mana (VIA FERO DEO) scroll of phase door (ACME) scroll of standard id (PSEUDOELLIPOSCHENGBAND) scroll of cure (BSSBSSBSSBSSBSSBSSBSSSSSSSSSSSS) scroll of warping (BREAKPOINT) scroll of identify (LETS FAIL AND ROLL) Spellbooks spellbook of jumping (frosty) Potions potion of booze called Acid? (bubbly) potion called foul (silver) Rings ring of fire resistance (spikard) Wands wand of magic missile (penis-shaped) wand of cancellation (bamboo) Tools skeleton key (key) Gems fleece stone (gray) speedbug stone (gray) covetous stone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Vanquished creatures a normal ant a giant flea 0 butterflies (1 created) 0 petty migo drones (1 created) 0 phasing acid blobs (1 created) 0 mini chickatrices (1 created) 0 cocks (1 created) 0 portbeamtrices (1 created) 0 giant chicks (1 created) 0 chickatrices (2 created) 0 rabid chickens (1 created) 0 Alida's colorful sneakers (1 created) 0 cockatrices (5 created) 0 flying cockatrices (1 created) 0 undead cockatrices (2 created) 0 petty cockatrices (1 created) 0 killertrices (1 created) 0 dreamer cockatrices (1 created) 0 pyrolisks (2 created) 0 porter pyrolisks (1 created) 0 yora chicks (1 created) 3 jackals 2 thick jackals a weasel a little dog 2 gas spores a floating eye 0 floating cunts (1 created) a porter floating eye a khajiit a housecat 0 gremlins (2 created) a hobbit (2 created) 0 camo dwarves (1 created) a group dwarf a porter flying dwarf 0 hobbit lords (1 created) 0 zakarumites (1 created) a homunculus (2 created) 0 mecha leos (1 created) a blue jelly 0 ochre jellies (1 created) 3 kobolds 2 pleasures a small kobold a small group kobold 0 picture kobolds (1 created) 0 swamp kobolds (1 created) 0 leprechauns (1 created) 0 naiads (1 created) a goblin (2 created) 2 marine goblins 2 group goblins (3 created) a plain orc 5 hill orcs an evasive hill orc 0 types (1 created) 0 supercops (1 created) 0 rock piercers (1 created) a rothe an anteater a poring (2 created) 0 theme boars (1 created) 0 berators (1 created) 0 exits (1 created) 0 giant mumakil (1 created) a sewer rat a rabbit a wild rabbit a giant garbage rat 0 ferret kits (1 created) 0 electric rats (3 created) a hole spider (6 created) 0 great spiders (1 created) 0 hidden trapdoor spiders (1 created) 0 pink centipedes (1 created) 0 super-old guys (1 created) a tiny lurker 0 lurkers above (2 created) 0 4chan horses (1 created) a fog cloud 3 larvae 2 armored larvae 2 maggots 0 giant leeches (1 created) 3 grid bugs 2 generic errors 0 yellow lights (1 created) 0 wisps (1 created) 0 ferrous lights (1 created) 0 alien pods (1 created) a flapbat a mohat 3 sparrows a nightingale a large bat (2 created) a fruit bat 0 foul crows (1 created) 0 airborne parrots (1 created) 0 driver bats (1 created) 0 evil birds (1 created) 0 dark familiars (1 created) 0 baby stone dragons (1 created) 0 baby cyan dragons (1 created) 0 super-sweet girls in plateau boots (1 created) 0 christmas children (1 created) a sylph 0 girl who looks like her name was Fannies (1 created) 0 dancing candle flames (2 created) 0 the hiddens (3 created) 0 stone elementals (2 created) 0 unseen servants (1 created) 0 squeakers (1 created) 0 stalkers (4 created) 0 force stalkers (2 created) 0 fire elementals (1 created) 0 earth elementals (1 created) 0 stonecutting water elementals (1 created) 0 poison paraelementals (1 created) 0 acid paraelementals (1 created) 0 burners (1 created) 0 rock eaters (1 created) 0 super elementals (1 created) 2 lichens a colony lichen (0 created) 2 moulds (1 created) 0 lich lichens (1 created) a brown fungus a brown mushroom 0 yellow molds (1 created) 2 mean fungi 0 mean spores (1 created) 0 blink spores (1 created) a golden mold 0 golden mushrooms (1 created) a green patch a red mushroom 0 cyan growths (1 created) a cyan fungus 0 pale patches (1 created) 0 reddish molds (1 created) a quantum growth 0 spore patches (1 created) 0 hole spores (1 created) 0 decayed fungi (1 created) 0 chunnelers (1 created) a gnome a gnome stalker 0 ice blocks (1 created) 0 titans (1 created) 0 mini jabberwocks (1 created) a Keystone Kop 0 Undead Sergeants (1 created) 2 mummies a blue naga hatchling a teal naga hatchling 0 pond naga hatchlings (1 created) 0 dark naga hatchlings (1 created) 0 guardian nagas (1 created) 0 ogre kings (1 created) a gray ooze (2 created) 0 large rust monsters (1 created) a garter snake (2 created) 0 cobras (2 created) 0 mine vampires (1 created) 0 wraiths (1 created) 2 kobold zombies 0 controllers (1 created) 4 gnome zombies a gecko zombie 2 tasloi zombies an archer 0 human zombies (1 created) a zombie (2 created) 0 skeletons (1 created) a karakasa 2 paper golems 0 stone golems (4 created) a human adventurer an errand boy a stupid looking cos-player 0 blabbering otakus (1 created) 2 filthy street urchins a sailor a mangy-looking leper 0 aimless-looking merchants (1 created) a normal human a novice warrior a thieving girl a novice ranger 0 evasive cuntgun troopers (1 created) 0 yeomen (1 created) 0 item masters (1 created) 0 werekrakens (1 created) 0 shopkeepers (1 created) Medusa (0 times) 0 shadows (1 created) a ghost 0 incubi (1 created) 0 porn incubi (1 created) 0 porter spiked devils (1 created) 0 jellyfish (4 created) 0 magikarps (2 created) 0 piranhas (6 created) 0 visor piranhas (1 created) 0 giant eels (6 created) 0 highschool eels (1 created) 0 eel-lizards (3 created) 0 alligator snapping turtles (1 created) 0 saberfish (1 created) 0 sharks (1 created) 0 electric eels (10 created) 0 atlanteans (1 created) 0 tentacools (1 created) 0 saddleback tortoises (4 created) 0 giant piranhas (1 created) 0 giant red jellyfish (1 created) 0 Jana's soft sneakers (1 created) 0 poliwhirls (2 created) 0 undead devilfish (1 created) 0 hammerhead sharks (1 created) 0 giant sharks (1 created) 0 whales (1 created) 0 mantines (1 created) 0 swarms of snaking tentacles (1 created) 0 vortex warriors (2 created) 0 cutterfish (1 created) 0 devious krakens (1 created) 0 giant spotted jellyfish (1 created) 0 kinglers (1 created) 0 elder stargazers (1 created) 0 hentai octopi (1 created) 0 kingdras (1 created) a newt 2 gray newts a twen a gecko 3 deminewts 0 master newts (1 created) Jennifer (0 times) 0 huge lizards (1 created) a clear mewlip 0 hot dogs (1 created) 0 ivysaurs (1 created) 0 novice dark walls (1 created) 0 armored rubbers (1 created) a small turret a fire trove 0 teleport troves (1 created) 350 creatures born. 130 creatures vanquished. 2 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You eaten 5 times You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times You eaten meat 2 times You have communicated with the gods 2 times You prayed to the gods 2 times You hit with a wielded weapon 168 times You killed 96 monsters You read items or engraved 10 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate Your skills at the end (12 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (42 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Basic] (max Expert) (76 of 160) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills knife [Basic] (max Expert) (188 of 160) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye Andy the Kurwa... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 16 with 17008 points, and 64 pieces of gold, after 1767 moves. Killer: a monster (yeoman) You were level 7 with a maximum of 97 hit points when you died. You made the top ten list! No Points Name Hp [max] 1 71207 Andy-Mon-Des-Fem-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 6 [max 13]. Killed by a magic missile. - [105] 2 38573 Andy-Mon-Vee-Fem-Cha quit in The Gnomish Mines on level 11. 95 [103] * 3 17008 Andy-Kur-Din-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 16 [max 39]. Killed by a monster (yeoman). - [97] 4 7009 Andy-Mon-Maz-Mal-Cha quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 5. 40 [85] 5 4038 Andy-Gra-Ven-Mal-Cha escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 20 [20]