467, chaotic male ironman Cook


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[467 the pepper-choker]  St10 Dx14 Co11 In8 Wi5 Ch5 CooIroMalCha
Dlvl:2 $74 HP47(49) Pw17(22) AC-6 Xp4/149 T591 Ill


Latest messages
  Ouch!
  You are unharmed.
  You still feel deathly sick.
  You kill the meeses!
  You sense a great danger.
  You kill the frenzy mammal!
  You still feel deathly sick.
  If you don't cure this condition in time, you will die.
  # 
  Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) 
  You begin praying to Burger King.
  You finish your prayer.
  The voice of Burger King booms out: 
  "Thou art arrogant, mortal."
  "Thou must relearn thy lessons!"
  You feel very foolish!
  You lose  Wisdom
  Goodbye level 5.
  # 
  Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? 

Final attributes
  You were devoutly aligned
  Your alignment was  15
  Your max alignment was  15
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: stun resistance
  You could not have this property intrinsically: shock resistance
  You could not have the double effect of this property: shock resistance
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 144
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 15
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 58
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 308
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 85% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 15%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 96%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 69%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 85% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 93% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: protection spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: general combat
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: protection spells (turn 47)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: attack spells (turn 407)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: gun control (turn 25695)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: dagger (turn 53538)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: spirituality
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Your hairstyle was 'high riser' and your beard type is 'beatnick'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5590 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 27
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 113141
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 239652
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was volareon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 8024
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 847456
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was trapper or lurker above
  The monster class that was spawned more often: quantum mechanic or other scientist (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bramble growth (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: atypical deepstate member (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: liquor corpse (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: great fever elemental (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tank golem (freq bonus 42)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mystic fox (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bloodsuck imp (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: grill giant (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dump blob (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: snotball bitch (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: musu mold (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cochlear dapping (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dementia-embraced teenager (freq bonus 28)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Ludgera (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: revocable scrabble (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Officer Alina (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spinneret ritual (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hairy fungus (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rival (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: superabundantly irrigable (freq bonus 30)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks permanently damage your stats (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks randomly damage your items (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with poison resistance (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a clock (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 7 (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain charisma (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with mana, which is completely irresistible (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks become stronger the more often they hit (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: gorgochuck
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Miss Darkmoon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: be silent kert
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: beambeam flayer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: artist pilfered
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lunatic
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: floundered normatively
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty super heavy mimic
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: enigmatic crimson xan
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: berserk ape
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: centaur
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: darkmode stone (Gems)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bubblebeam (Wands)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of remorse (Implants)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mind shielding (Rings)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: aimbot lightning (Spellbooks)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: menu nose gloves (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: green sweets (Comestibles)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: slice of pizza (Comestibles)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Henrietta's jewel (Gems)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: random intrinsic (Potions)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of nullification (Armor, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scripted helmet (Armor, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gouge dick (Spellbooks, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ugh memory to create inventory window (Comestibles, freq bonus 53)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nopeskill stone (Gems, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plasteel helm (Armor, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hippie heels (Armor, freq bonus 164)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of puncturing (Implants, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: air pressure hammer (Weapons, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of faith (Implants, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Naomi's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: holy shield (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create victim (Scrolls, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Uruk-hai shield (Armor, freq bonus 37)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Claudia's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sanity timeout (Rings, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lab coat (Armor, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: RapiRapi (Armor, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of trap creation (Armor, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: visible item (Scrolls, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 73)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: monster speed stone (Gems)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: monster speed stone (Gems)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alacrity (Rings)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: yellow lightsaber (Tools)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: jumpsuit (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Kati girl boots (Armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alloy hostage chain (Chains)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pancake (Comestibles)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: feminism stone trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: verena trap (freq bonus 9)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 651 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 90
  Traps were extra hard to find 11% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 743
  Strength training was 22
  Dexterity training was 14
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 14
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were fire resistant
  You were sick from illness (15)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having stun resistance (0)
  Your chance to block was 22%
  You had 1668 points of nutrition remaining
  You had full nutrients
  You were unlucky (-3)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of McDonalds, Kentucky's Fried Chicken and Burger King
  Your deity was Burger King
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.5 (97db3001) - last build Mon Oct  2 09:05:45 2023.
  Burger King was  angry with you (1)
  You could not  have safely prayed (1186)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             4 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         4 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            4 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          4 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (brown robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (THE SCROLL RESISTED YOUR IDENTIFICATION ATTEMPT)
    scroll of mana (THE LITTLE GIRL SMILES AT THE SIGHT OF THE STUPID TRANSLATOR)
    scroll of phase door (BLADE GUARD OR SHOCK FIELD DO SO LITTLE DAMAGE THAT THEYRE USELESS)
    scroll of standard id (PENIS MASTURBATION)
    scroll of cure (TRAVEL IMMEDIATELY OUT OF THE WAY)
    scroll of heal other (EASY MODE ACTIVATE)
  * scroll of extra healing (ALLEGED HAPPY END)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (OUSIRI SESEGGENBARPHARGGES)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2
  Level 1:
  Level 2: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 2 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times
  You eaten meat 2 times
  You have communicated with the gods 2 times
  You prayed to the gods 2 times
  You hit with a wielded weapon 38 times
  You killed 32 monsters
  You read items or engraved 3 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 1 time
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 1 time
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 15
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 1 time
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 1 time
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 1 time
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 1 critical hit
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 4 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 3 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 1 time
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new ironman 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks
  You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing
  You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times

Your skills at the end (9 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    high heels         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160)
    symbiosis          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Basic] (max Legendary) (58 of 160)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    grinder            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (18 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    axe                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    pick-axe           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    short sword        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    saber              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    paddle             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    mace               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    flail              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    hammer             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spear              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    venom              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye 467 the Cook...