467, chaotic male ironman Cook ---------- -----------........----------- |............................| |.........................<..| .............................| -----------........----------- ######-+-----.-- ,,,## ,,,,# -----.--- |.......| |.......| |....d..| |..)....| |)@.....| --------- [467 the one who forgot the salt] St6 Dx17 Co8 In4 Wi6 Ch8 CooIroMalCha Dlvl:1 $3 HP13(13) Pw4(4) AC1 Xp1/0 T33 Latest messages m - an unstable wand {0}. The little dog picks up a gold piece {0}. You see here a pair of walking shoes {4}. The little dog drops 1 gold piece. You see here a gold piece {0}. 1 gold piece. You see here a gold piece {0}. 1 gold piece. (2x) You see here a snipesling {2}. The little dog picks up a pair of walking shoes {4}. The little dog drops a pair of walking shoes {4}. You see here a pair of walking shoes {4}. n - a pair of walking shoes {4}. What do you want to wear? [n or ?*] You are putting on a pair of walking shoes. You finish your dressing maneuver. pair of walking shoes - This is a piece of armor. Color: brown. Material: leather. Appearance: walking shoes. Slot: boots. It can be worn for protection (armor class, magic cancellation etc.). Unfortunately you don't know more about it. You will gain more information if you identify this item. # (2x) Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: fire resistance You could not have this property intrinsically: manaleech Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 117 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 50 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 98% Wand drop chance was reduced to 98% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 86% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 95% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: divination spells The following skill could not be trained at all: long sword The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: gun control The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: body spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: javelin The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: petkeeping (turn 258) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'bald' and your beard type is 'mandshu' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5032 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 94626 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 204071 In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3749 Your limit for ascension was at turn 576449 The monster class that cannot be genocided was gnome The monster color that was spawned more often: bright green (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: pron gangly (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Pajida (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: acquirer dwarf (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: rune lizard (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: gnome petrograph (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: trash cat (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: bunking trephine (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: real ethereal hound (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: outpour coronary bristling (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: spatula dolorously (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: writhing mass of primal chaos (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: scrolled hobbit (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: rock crasher (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: debugging dissatisfying (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pimpled thinkable (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: nidoqueen (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: steam automaton (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Stooge Moe (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: Yendorian Kriminologist (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: eh ghost (freq bonus 90) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that won't react unless you get up close (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that rattle with their bones (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks shock you with high voltage (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause you to fumble (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do physical damage (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain dexterity (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: corn dog The monster species that never randomly spawned: code revealer The monster species that never randomly spawned: disobedient sundry The monster species that never randomly spawned: thrall mogman The monster species that never randomly spawned: pygmy warrior shaman The monster species that never randomly spawned: weaponized humper The monster species that never randomly spawned: evil beam The monster species that never randomly spawned: apprising solemnest The monster species that never randomly spawned: d-e-a-t-h The monster species that never randomly spawned: Berkley The monster class that always generated with extra speed: piece of food The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: message filter helmet (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: red string (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lembas wafer (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dwarvish battle-axe (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: root password detection (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: command undead (Spellbooks, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crown (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polymorph (Spellbooks, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser pole (Tools, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: immunity to drawbridges (Rings, freq bonus 23) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chaos terrain (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: light (Wands, freq bonus 45) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: starlightstone (Gems, freq bonus 77) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: latency stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: teleportation (Rings, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad equipment (Wands, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: failed training (Rings, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Wendy's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elemental minion (Spellbooks, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: desert sword (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of unlight (Armor, freq bonus 58) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of peace (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sentient high-heeled shoes (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: contingency (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evencore cloak (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 85) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lizard scale mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dark dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: really bad stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: air current (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gouge dick (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: steal degrade stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: giant foot (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Femmy stiletto boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: quaversal trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: rust trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 250 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 72 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1037 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 2 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having fire resistance (0) You had 1484 points of nutrition remaining You could sense others' pain You had full nutrients Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of McDonalds, Kentucky's Fried Chicken and Burger King Your deity was Burger King The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.5 (97db3001) - last build Mon Oct 2 09:05:45 2023. You could not have safely prayed (751) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (dark robe) Scrolls scroll of healing (NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI) scroll of mana (FRUEWVDSKAH) scroll of phase door (BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH) scroll of standard id (A SAMURAI GENOED ME WHEN I CONFUSED HIM RODNEYS TOWER IS WORSTHACK) scroll of cure (AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ROUND 2) scroll of heal other (MENGHETA IS DROPPED BEFORE YOU CAN CONTINUE) * scroll of extra healing (ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET) * scroll of greater mana restoration (SOVIET5LO SQUASHED THE PHANTOM CRASH BUG) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new ironman 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye 467 the Cook... 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