467, chaotic male redditor Cellar Child . . . . . . . . . . . . . ##----.- . . . .. . . . . . . #,..`... . . . ... . #,|....|. . . .. .. . . . -----.-.---- #,....... ----- . . . . |..........| .. .,|...`|,#,..... . . . . . .......<...| #,......),,-...| . . ...........|#...#.####,------#,,|.... . . . . |.......%...,,..,.,,,,,,,,.`,,,,....| .... . .. ..##-.--.--..-.-,,,,,,.,,,,,,##,###,|...| . . . . .@,.,,,,.,,, ,,###--.---.-,##.## |.>.| . . . . . .. ####,.##,.,# |.......,,,,,# .---- . . .#,### |......|,.,,,, . . . . . . |...`... . . . .. . . . .. . |......| . . . . . . . . .. . . .|....... . . . . . . . .. .-------- . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . [467 the Isolated Modder] St4 Dx21 Co5 In6 Wi7 Ch1 CelRdtMalCha Dlvl:1 $40 HP13(13) Pw25(25) AC-5 Xp2/15 T150 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Hello 467, the redditor Cellar Child, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! The moon is waxing tonight. There is a wall in the way! You see here a large round shield {40}. You kill the rot worm! Welcome to experience level 2. You see here a rot worm corpse {10}. You see here a scroll labeled THE BALL ROLLS ROLLS ROLLS AROUND THE CORNER AND TILTS OVER {0}. v - a scroll labeled THE BALL ROLLS ROLLS ROLLS AROUND THE CORNER AND TILTS OVER {0}. There is a wall in the way! What do you want to ready? [- or ?*] Never mind. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Amulets u - an uncursed amulet of magical breathing {0} Weapons a - a sticky cursed +3 quarterstaff (weapon in hands) {16} Armor b - a heavily cursed enchanted (of Team Nastytrap) -3 mage plate mail (being worn) {200} Scrolls i - an uncursed finalized scroll of teleportation {0} j - an uncursed scroll of teleportation {0} o - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} p - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} q - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} r - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} s - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} t - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} v - an uncursed scroll of identify {0} w - an uncursed scroll of confuse monster {0} A - a cursed scroll of root password detection {0} Spellbooks e - a blessed spellbook of frost (0:3) {0} f - a blessed spellbook of water flame (0:3) {0} g - a blessed finalized spellbook of healing (4:3) {0} h - a blessed finalized spellbook of jumping (0:3) {0} y - an uncursed finalized spellbook of bubblebeam (0:0) {0} Potions c - 3 uncursed potions of healing {0} d - an uncursed finalized potion of healing {0} x - an uncursed finalized potion of paralysis {0} B - an uncursed potion of monster detection {0} Rings k - an uncursed ring of cold resistance {0} Wands n - an uncursed wand of identify (0:5) {0} Tools l - an uncursed frost horn (0:4) {0} m - an uncursed charger {0} z - a blessed lock pick {0} Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -19 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 258 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 15 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 25 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 59 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 24 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 11 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 141 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 16 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 7% Ring drop chance was reduced to 83% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 82% Potion drop chance was reduced to 94% Armor drop chance was reduced to 95% Tool drop chance was reduced to 80% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 97% Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: protection spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: firearms The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: spirituality The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: implants The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: venom The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: two-handed weapons (turn 43) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: dart (turn 51221) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: matter spells Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'wasteland' and your beard type is 'stranded' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5149 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 83175 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 297447 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2795 Your limit for ascension was at turn 574548 The monster class that cannot be genocided was arachnid or centipede The monster species that spawned more often: cute nymph (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: muddled constipated badgering (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: crunch crunch ghost (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: fire hound (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: vat slime (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: upbraided authentic (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: pyrethrum clothe (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: fluidator rumo (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: spat rubber (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: foremen gentlemanlike (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: knowledgable (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: dog-man (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: sandswipes (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: fluidator spammor (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: solid patch (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: feel gnome (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: Guardian Angel (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: spider mummy (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: pencil elf (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: viper scopion (freq bonus 16) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with big fat head spikes (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks badly poison you (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with extra painful attacks (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are immune to non-silver weapons (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have tentacle attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause slippery fingers (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that mew (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are acidic when eaten (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Animeband (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: y/TscoV'qOoOMM The monster species that never randomly spawned: maundered frivolously cockpit The monster species that never randomly spawned: unreally slimming The monster species that never randomly spawned: intensity attempt besetting The monster species that never randomly spawned: grantor massier hyacinthine The monster species that never randomly spawned: haxor The monster species that never randomly spawned: unsympathetically permutation The monster species that never randomly spawned: orange spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: funk car The monster species that never randomly spawned: territorializing throng craftiest The monster class that always generated with extra speed: lich The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: starwars mace (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: starvation (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dememorize (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of gravation (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: counterclockwise stone (Gems, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish chain mail (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boss companion (Scrolls, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white spell cloak (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Claudia wooden sandals (Armor, freq bonus 153) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unspecified candle (Tools, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steam venom (Spellbooks, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bright cyan spell stone (Gems, freq bonus 52) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: real lie stone (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal sling (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Susanne combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: infernal bardiche (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rose quartz (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: troll leather armor (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of protection (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of magical breathing (Amulets, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plate mail (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon undead (Wands, freq bonus 92) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal club (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 93) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enchant armor (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: interruption stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lightbulb (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: confusion (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: EVC stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: forbidden arrow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: menu bug stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tele level (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of depression (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: repeatable boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: death trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: magic beam trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 629 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 83 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 570 Strength training was 4 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 6 Constitution training was 11 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had the following problem: The directives you've given to your pets will change randomly. (0) You had the following problem: Your spells became blue. (83886080) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1342 points of nutrition remaining You had stun resistance Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 200 spells Your pantheon consisted of Your Magical Roommate, Your Annoying Sister and Your Insufferable Mother-In-Law Your deity was Your Insufferable Mother-In-Law The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.5 (97db3001) - last build Thu Aug 3 00:38:44 2023. You could not have safely prayed (273) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - frost 4 + elemental 79% 299% b - water flame 1 + elemental 7% 99% c - healing 1 + healing 6% 99% d - jumping 1 + body 7% 99% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 2 R Prepared(0) panic digging 2 R Prepared(0) phase door 2 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 2 R Prepared(0) symbiosis 2 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of magical breathing (looped) Weapons quarterstaff (staff) Scrolls scroll of teleportation (SCHAF HAT ANGST M) scroll of healing (SHIUNIT) scroll of mana (BASH EM EXTENDED ALL DAY WHACKAMOLE TOURNAMENT) scroll of phase door (YOU MAY NOT PLAY ANYTHING ELSE UNLESS YOU MANAGE TO ASCEND SLEX) scroll of standard id (BURKINI FASO) scroll of cure (DAELOELOELOELOELOE FUEUEUEUEUEUE) scroll of heal other (I SHIT ON YOUR STUPID ACCUSATION OF SEXISM) * scroll of extra healing (VO AMMITAM SA) * scroll of greater mana restoration (HELP A HO) scroll of identify (THE BALL ROLLS ROLLS ROLLS AROUND THE CORNER AND TILTS OVER) scroll of confuse monster (CHRIS ANGST) scroll of root password detection (TOMSOD SAYS SLEX IS A GELATINOUS CUBE) Spellbooks spellbook of frost (silver-runed) spellbook of water flame (ghostly) spellbook of healing (antique) spellbook of jumping (aberrant) spellbook of bubblebeam (biting) Potions potion of healing (concocted) potion of speed (mum) potion of paralysis (deep red) potion of monster detection (squirting) Rings ring of cold resistance (draconian) Wands wand of identify (royal) Tools frost horn (horn) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 2 times You killed 2 monsters You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -20 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 1 potion You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redditor 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (22 of 160) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye 467 the Cellar Child...